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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Aug 5, 2014 9:57:21 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 5, 2014 10:21:15 GMT -6
Hipsters don't dress liek that. Hookers maybe, but I'm not going to complain. Ashley Peterson is a rising sophomore at Northwestern University majoring in Print Journalism at the Medill School of Journalism. She has blogged for CollegeFashionista for two semesters now and will be helping out at the site's new office in Chicago this coming fall. After college, she hopes to continue work in fashion journalism or marketing in Chicago or New York.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Aug 5, 2014 10:40:00 GMT -6
Jewy nose, uneven knees, tits are clearly propped up by miracle bra, stringy thin hair. 6/10 wood but only anal.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Aug 5, 2014 10:43:12 GMT -6
That is no hipster chick. Does the author even read XOJane? This is what a hipster chick looks like.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Aug 5, 2014 10:45:00 GMT -6
Besides, its obvious she destroyed her grandmothers curtains to make that "skirt".
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 5, 2014 10:48:05 GMT -6
That is no hipster chick. Does the author even read XOJane? This is what a hipster chick looks like. Truth. The lead article on XOJane was written by this woman. I do not want to fuck this woman as hard as non-hipster girl.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 5, 2014 10:59:20 GMT -6
If you choose to be a hipster, step 1 is to stay Norf of Clark Street and East of Chicago Ave (bof streets the Evanston versions - Chicago Ave is actually Clark St in Chicago, but you get mah drift). There is no step 2 because if you're a try hard look at me hipster, just stay da fuq away from me and we're cool. Well, we're not cool, but at least I won't have the urge to punch you in da face.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 5, 2014 11:07:01 GMT -6
Dude, if NW hipsters look liek her, they can hang around all they want. I'll even sit around and listen to Neutral Milk Hotel and watch 500 Days of Summer with them.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Aug 5, 2014 11:12:44 GMT -6
I think OK4P is more bothered by hipster dudes. I could be wrong.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 5, 2014 12:05:17 GMT -6
Dude, if NW hipsters look liek her, they can hang around all they want. I'll even sit around and listen to Neutral Milk Hotel and watch 500 Days of Summer with them. The look on that gal is nothing even remotely resembling hipster. She is okay. Her look is actually derivative Madonna circa 1984, but she's too young to understand that. She's in J-school, too, so she prolly isn't smaht enough to understand that concept. She's smahtah than Tork, but not by much. Anyone who signs up for sports or fashion journalism today is a god damned delusional fool, but the schools are reliant on morons like this to keep the federal student loan conduit flowing. Sure, they can point to the 6 examples who made it, but the other 1.2 million kids with those toilet paper degrees ain't out bragging about their failures.
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Post by egadsto on Aug 5, 2014 12:16:05 GMT -6
I think OK4P is more bothered by hipster dudes. I could be wrong.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 5, 2014 12:20:20 GMT -6
I think OK4P is more bothered by hipster dudes. I could be wrong. Yes, I do dislike hipster dudes, but I dislike Canklesaurus hipster broads, too. See, e.g., Leah Dunham. Girls who define the word frumpy and who are busted but think they're hot because some random beardo pajama boy will have intercourse with them.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 5, 2014 12:24:00 GMT -6
Dude, if NW hipsters look liek her, they can hang around all they want. I'll even sit around and listen to Neutral Milk Hotel and watch 500 Days of Summer with them. The look on that gal is nothing even remotely resembling hipster. She is okay. Her look is actually derivative Madonna circa 1984, but she's too young to understand that. She's in J-school, too, so she prolly isn't smaht enough to understand that concept. She's smahtah than Tork, but not by much. Anyone who signs up for sports or fashion journalism today is a god damned delusional fool, but the schools are reliant on morons like this to keep the federal student loan conduit flowing. Sure, they can point to the 6 examples who made it, but the other 1.2 million kids with those toilet paper degrees ain't out bragging about their failures. Part of the reason I'm so attracted to her is the 80's club skank look she's rocking. However, I want to believe that at Northwestern, hipsters are actually attractive, instead of XOJane slugs. Can't you let me have this fantasy without comparing her to dr0k? I had difficulty rubbing the 5th one out to that picture because every time I closed my eyes I saw his man tits jiggling in slow motion. However, I buckled down and got it done, because that's what champions do.
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Post by egadsto on Aug 5, 2014 12:34:21 GMT -6
Yes, I do dislike hipster dudes, but I dislike Canklesaurus hipster broads, too. See, e.g., Leah Dunham. Girls who define the word frumpy and who are busted but think they're hot because some random beardo pajama boy will have intercourse with them.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 5, 2014 12:36:52 GMT -6
Yes, I do dislike hipster dudes, but I dislike Canklesaurus hipster broads, too. See, e.g., Leah Dunham. Girls who define the word frumpy and who are busted but think they're hot because some random beardo pajama boy will have intercourse with them. Is that a girl or an emaciated pajama boy vegan?
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Post by Earl Slick on Aug 5, 2014 12:37:02 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 5, 2014 12:39:12 GMT -6
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Post by Earl Slick on Aug 5, 2014 12:39:29 GMT -6
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Post by Earl Slick on Aug 5, 2014 12:42:39 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 5, 2014 12:52:38 GMT -6
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Post by Earl Slick on Aug 5, 2014 12:56:53 GMT -6
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 5, 2014 13:00:34 GMT -6
False. Hipsters are non-conformists by nature. Getting buried is very conformist. Even getting cremated and having your ashes spread over Burning Man is pretty mainstream. Mausoleum is the credited hipster disposal method and that ain't underground.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 5, 2014 13:15:18 GMT -6
False. Hipsters are non-conformists by nature. Getting buried is very conformist. Even getting cremated and having your ashes spread over Burning Man is pretty mainstream. Mausoleum is the credited hipster disposal method and that ain't underground. What, and follow the tradition of the rich, white patriarchy? Nope, hipsters prefer to be put high in a tree with their belongings in an ancient Sauk death ritual allowing the dead easier access to the afterlife. What, you've never heard of that???
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Post by Stan's Field on Aug 5, 2014 13:20:27 GMT -6
Thunk fucking winning at this.
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Post by twine on Aug 5, 2014 16:41:13 GMT -6
Yes, I do dislike hipster dudes, but I dislike Canklesaurus hipster broads, too. See, e.g., Leah Dunham. Girls who define the word frumpy and who are busted but think they're hot because some random beardo pajama boy will have intercourse with them. I hope Leah Dunham doesn't make fat, frumpy girls think it's okay or even cool to be fat and frumpy. Also, the septum piercings look fucking awful.
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