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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 26, 2014 13:05:43 GMT -6
This thread is one where wastelanders who are self professed to be highly intelligent can freely discuss the mysteries of the universe and explore its inner workings.
First topic, why does broasted chicken and mashed taters and gravy go so well together wif pizza? At first glance combining the two makes me wanna hurl, but when presented wif bof at a pizza ranch type establishment its as if heaven itself opened up and defecated right in my mouf.
PS this is a serious fread.
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Nov 26, 2014 13:51:58 GMT -6
Why is it that every time I pick my nose, 5 minutes later it's full again?
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Post by Ed Jeffries on Nov 26, 2014 14:03:23 GMT -6
Good afternoon Cyclown Angel of Death,
At Bang Bang Mongolian Grill in West Des Moines, I am quite fond of the chips and cheese. I would not think that Americanized Mexican food at such an establishment would blend in so well.
Regards, Ed
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 26, 2014 14:44:45 GMT -6
Lasers, how the fuck do lasers wurk???
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Nov 26, 2014 15:12:30 GMT -6
Lasers, how the fuck do lasers wurk??? I just push the button and the beam shoots forth into space. I hope that isnt too detailed.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 26, 2014 15:16:55 GMT -6
Lasers, how the fuck do lasers wurk??? I just push the button and the beam shoots forth into space. I hope that isnt too detailed. inner space or outer space. pleasr answer seriously as i wood like to greatly increase my laser knowledge
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 26, 2014 15:39:11 GMT -6
Lasers, how the fuck do lasers wurk??? QUite simple. When an electron drops from one valence shell to another, it releases its excess energy as a photon of light. A laser simply stimulates atoms to emit these photons. What differs between a laser, and say a lightbulb, which does the same thing, is that the photon emission is organized a certain way, which is concentrated in a certain color (wavelength) and direction.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 26, 2014 15:59:37 GMT -6
Lasers, how the fuck do lasers wurk??? QUite simple. When an electron drops from one valence shell to another, it releases its excess energy as a photon of light. A laser simply stimulates atoms to emit these photons. What differs between a laser, and say a lightbulb, which does the same thing, is that the photon emission is organized a certain way, which is concentrated in a certain color (wavelength) and direction. so wut makes the "pew" sound when fired?
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Post by Other on Nov 26, 2014 16:46:19 GMT -6
Here's an eternal stumper: how is it that a genius who has all the answers is a brokedick prole? How can someone with such wonderful god given advantages not be stacking paper and living like a boss? Maybe because that is not what everyone values most.... but that's none of my business.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 26, 2014 17:48:53 GMT -6
Maybe because that is not what everyone values most.... but that's none of my business. I wasn't referring to you, brokedick. #umad All of that money, Chuck, but you still can't buy anything better than a Comm Studies degree...
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 26, 2014 18:01:00 GMT -6
Lasers, how the fuck do lasers wurk??? QUite simple. When an electron drops from one valence shell to another, it releases its excess energy as a photon of light. A laser simply stimulates atoms to emit these photons. What differs between a laser, and say a lightbulb, which does the same thing, is that the photon emission is organized a certain way, which is concentrated in a certain color (wavelength) and direction. What are the most practical mobile platforms for mounting lasers to sharks?
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Nov 26, 2014 18:02:23 GMT -6
Here's an eternal stumper: how is it that a genius who has all the answers is a brokedick prole? How can someone with such wonderful god given advantages not be stacking paper and living like a boss? So easy. Gilliam will be rewarded in the afterlife. (as long as all of his "mentoring" isn't counted against him).
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 26, 2014 18:02:39 GMT -6
Oh, rook, pplz turning dis thred into an awesome life-measuring douchefest.
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Post by Ginger on Nov 26, 2014 19:14:59 GMT -6
Oh, rook, pplz turning dis thred into an awesome life-measuring douchefest. Stick with the reason for the thread...let me reword that: How come Chuck has to turn every thread into an awesome life-measuring douchefest?
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Post by Ginger on Nov 26, 2014 19:16:06 GMT -6
How come you don't listen to your brain when it says "you know you shouldn't eat that...remember last time?" But you eat it anyway..
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 26, 2014 19:53:28 GMT -6
Why are there only a North and South poles? Why isn't there an east or west pole?
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Post by livingintheusa on Nov 26, 2014 20:05:04 GMT -6
This thread is one where wastelanders who are self professed to be highly intelligent can freely discuss the mysteries of the universe and explore its inner workings. First topic, why does broasted chicken and mashed taters and gravy go so well together wif pizza? At first glance combining the two makes me wanna hurl, but when presented wif bof at a pizza ranch type establishment its as if heaven itself opened up and defecated right in my mouf. PS this is a serious fread. I know what your saying, If you really want to close the deal, well need I say more.
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Post by Ginger on Nov 26, 2014 20:13:02 GMT -6
Why DID I think that "brine bag" I bought would work better than the Home Depot bucket I bought to brine my turkey in? *
*thought while wiping up a half gallon of seasoned brine off the floor when the sides collapsed like a full swimming pool that got shot.
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Post by Earl Slick on Nov 26, 2014 20:13:32 GMT -6
Where do homeless people have 90% of their accidents?
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 26, 2014 20:43:01 GMT -6
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 26, 2014 20:47:19 GMT -6
Why DID I think that "brine bag" I bought would work better than the Home Depot bucket I bought to brine my turkey in? * *thought while wiping up a half gallon of seasoned brine off the floor when the sides collapsed like a full swimming pool that got shot. Note - most swimming pools don't collapse liek that unless you are talking about a janky kiddie pool purchased from K-Mart.
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Post by Ginger on Nov 26, 2014 20:57:13 GMT -6
Why DID I think that "brine bag" I bought would work better than the Home Depot bucket I bought to brine my turkey in? * *thought while wiping up a half gallon of seasoned brine off the floor when the sides collapsed like a full swimming pool that got shot. Note - most swimming pools don't collapse liek that unless you are talking about a janky kiddie pool purchased from K-Mart. k-mart sells a few different kinds of janky pools. There's the classic hard sider, usually in blue but sometimes pink, and the fancier ones have a built in slide. The sides are about 12""-18" high. Then there's the blow up kind that if you're too fat and you sit on the sides the water pours out of them. Then there's the metal sided that comes in a roll and you set them up and it has that vinyl liner. Theres different grades of these. Some so fancy that people build decks around them. I guess I was thinking about the blow up kind when I was thinking about it.
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 26, 2014 20:58:05 GMT -6
Why DID I think that "brine bag" I bought would work better than the Home Depot bucket I bought to brine my turkey in? * *thought while wiping up a half gallon of seasoned brine off the floor when the sides collapsed like a full swimming pool that got shot. BaIs this really that funny...Is this really that funny... I bought me a food-grade 5 gallon bucket off Amazon a few months back. Works terrific for beer/wine making, brining, and hoarding food from mah wife.
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Post by thunderhawk on Nov 26, 2014 21:41:06 GMT -6
Why does gravitational warping of spacetime result in variation in the experience of time itself?
I know this is true, but it vexes me.
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 26, 2014 22:04:13 GMT -6
Why don't God just annihilate the devil?
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