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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Dec 8, 2014 14:26:41 GMT -6
I've got the Diplo-Hokk on ignore. Anything of substance in his poast above?
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Post by The Resistance on Dec 8, 2014 14:35:04 GMT -6
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 8, 2014 14:59:38 GMT -6
I've got the Diplo-Hokk on ignore. Anything of substance in his poast above? Not surprised the ol' Golden Domer ain't happy.
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Post by Other on Dec 8, 2014 15:07:01 GMT -6
You are from Illinois so you don't understand tradition. The Iowa-ISU series was dormant for decades. The game was an afterthought when I was a kid. Minnesota was the game. Mah grand dad hated Minnesota so much that he had a joak book wif a big tager hok on it full of Minnesota jokes. Of course, when he died mah stupid fucking inbred cousins who are too god damned dumb to move away from Fort fucking Dodge "cleaned out his stuff" (which is to say took all the good shit and threw away the rest) and wound up tossing it out. Hell, there was a time when Iowa and Minnesota were atop the college football landscape. And even the Illinois series has tons of bad blood, as the series was cancelled for years after Iowa fans attacked the Cryin' Illini team. Iowa's rivals are Minnesota first and Illinois second. ISU is a fucking afterthought, it was basically liek a non-con game against Drake, one where Hayden's only goal was to keep the boys from getting injured. Still, that is no god damned excuse to lose to ISU, but that whole series is shit and a relatively recent phenomenon. Iowa State needs to just fucking fold, though. Seriously. There is one BCS team in Missourah, one in Minnesota, one in Wisconsin and one in Nebraska (and sorta just one in Illinois because Northwestern has nothing in common with the big state schools other than by virtue of a historical accident by which it was allowed to leech off of them for sports). Iowa doesn't have the state population for two fucking programs, because it ain't liek Oklahoma where there is a deep talent pool in the backyard (Chicago area HS football blows goats). Look, pal, I refuse to even acknowledge ISU as a rival. Fuck you for even bringing it up. Fuck you and fuck them. I'm putting you on ignore and I'll just talk about this with folks who were born hokk fans and not guys who just started to be one for whatever reason. Two qualifications to have a relevant opinion are: (a) lifelong hok fan and (b) graduate of Iowa. If you are in category (a) but a Tavernhok then I don't give a flying fuck what you think and if you are in category (b) and just a fucking diploma hok who didn't wear any Iowa gear before the age of 18, then you can eat a giant fucking bag of dicks because we all fucking know that you are a god damned converted Notre Dame fan. I regret it is not possible to give 1,000 lieks for this. Why only a thousand? He deserves them all.
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Post by Other on Dec 8, 2014 15:13:24 GMT -6
Why only a thousand? He deserves them all. u fall into category A tho, pal. Don't get too feisty, k? 'fraid you're wrong there pard. I'd wager that I'm the only one here that can claim the trifecta.
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 8, 2014 18:10:17 GMT -6
Sophomore Dual threat qb that threw for 300 yards and ran for 170 vs. South Carolina. We are so screwed. It's a no win situation for KF if they win everyone will say big deal Tennessee is horrible (which they are) And if we lose, well you know how that goes. Season ticket sales next year will be very telling. I don't think it will be good. Not Lick bad but I would guess 7-10K open seats for OOC games and around 5K open seats for BT games. I think season tix will fall off, but the Johnnie Cum Latelies will get right back on the bandwagon. If you thought the Big Ten sucked this year, wait til next year. We lose relatively little this year (Davis and Scherff are huge, but semi-replaceable), but a lot of our opponents are losing some serious studs and I wouldn't be surprised in the least to see us actually have a decent record next year and a bunch of fucking idiots going to the games if we get to 6-1 or 6-2. Don't get me wrong, we will still be a bad football team, but we might wind up with a decent record, which will only serve the purpose of possibly propelling us to the B1G title game or a good bowl game where our slack fucking jawed fan base can get brought right the fuck back down to Earth. Fuck, I'd seriously rather finish 8-5 with a win over Tennessee than 10-4 or 9-5 with a 59-0 thrashing by OSU and a 71-10 beatdown by TCU or Baylor in a bowl game wrapping up the season. Did folger loop you in on all this?
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 8, 2014 18:14:03 GMT -6
1. Check cleared Dec 1 2. Check cleared Nov 1 3. Check cleared Oct 1 BACK WHEN WE HAD A REF CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PASSIONATE KURT!!!!
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 8, 2014 18:16:00 GMT -6
BACK WHEN WE HAD A REF CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PASSIONATE KURT!!!! Lulz, that Messican dude looks liek he funna go all Hernandez on someone, too!
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Post by LansingHawk on Dec 8, 2014 19:32:23 GMT -6
where does a win in the supercorn bowl fit into your scenario? hokk fan makes fun of isu for approaching the iowa game with extra intensity, but let's be honest for a minute, isu is iowa's super bowl just as much as the reverse. we don't have a bigger traditional rival. tavernhokks will say, "oh, wisconsin and minny are bigger rivals because bert and floyd!!" but the truth is, those programs (and their coaches) have pushed curt and teh hokks aside on their way up the ladder and they have set their sights higher. Maybe it's a stretch to say Minny has, but it sure as hell ain't to say wisco has. tavernhokk nation has isu circled on the calendar, and the rest of the games are basically "maybe we can win if..." situations. Beat the clowns and the fanbase is far moar optimistic and forgiving. Lost (again) to the clowns, and out come the pitchforks. You are from Illinois so you don't understand tradition. The Iowa-ISU series was dormant for decades. The game was an afterthought when I was a kid. Minnesota was the game. Mah grand dad hated Minnesota so much that he had a joak book wif a big tager hok on it full of Minnesota jokes. Of course, when he died mah stupid fucking inbred cousins who are too god damned dumb to move away from Fort fucking Dodge "cleaned out his stuff" (which is to say took all the good shit and threw away the rest) and wound up tossing it out. Hell, there was a time when Iowa and Minnesota were atop the college football landscape. And even the Illinois series has tons of bad blood, as the series was cancelled for years after Iowa fans attacked the Cryin' Illini team. Iowa's rivals are Minnesota first and Illinois second. ISU is a fucking afterthought, it was basically liek a non-con game against Drake, one where Hayden's only goal was to keep the boys from getting injured. Still, that is no god damned excuse to lose to ISU, but that whole series is shit and a relatively recent phenomenon. Iowa State needs to just fucking fold, though. Seriously. There is one BCS team in Missourah, one in Minnesota, one in Wisconsin and one in Nebraska (and sorta just one in Illinois because Northwestern has nothing in common with the big state schools other than by virtue of a historical accident by which it was allowed to leech off of them for sports). Iowa doesn't have the state population for two fucking programs, because it ain't liek Oklahoma where there is a deep talent pool in the backyard (Chicago area HS football blows goats). Look, pal, I refuse to even acknowledge ISU as a rival. Fuck you for even bringing it up. Fuck you and fuck them. I'm putting you on ignore and I'll just talk about this with folks who were born hokk fans and not guys who just started to be one for whatever reason. Two qualifications to have a relevant opinion are: (a) lifelong hok fan and (b) graduate of Iowa. If you are in category (a) but a Tavernhok then I don't give a flying fuck what you think and if you are in category (b) and just a fucking diploma hok who didn't wear any Iowa gear before the age of 18, then you can eat a giant fucking bag of dicks because we all fucking know that you are a god damned converted Notre Dame fan. Category (a) lifelong hok fan & Tavernhawk here to say FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 8, 2014 19:44:58 GMT -6
Category (a) lifelong hok fan & Tavernhawk here to say FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! As noted, no fucks are given with respect to your opinion. However, as you are not merely a DiploHokk, I can give you more respect than some reformed Notre Dame fan.
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Post by LansingHawk on Dec 8, 2014 19:53:52 GMT -6
As noted, no fucks are given with respect to your opinion. However, as you are not merely a DiploHokk, I can give you more respect than some reformed Notre Dame fan. Very well then. But you're still an asshole.And I mean that with the utmost respect.
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Dec 9, 2014 8:50:31 GMT -6
where does a win in the supercorn bowl fit into your scenario? hokk fan makes fun of isu for approaching the iowa game with extra intensity, but let's be honest for a minute, isu is iowa's super bowl just as much as the reverse. we don't have a bigger traditional rival. tavernhokks will say, "oh, wisconsin and minny are bigger rivals because bert and floyd!!" but the truth is, those programs (and their coaches) have pushed curt and teh hokks aside on their way up the ladder and they have set their sights higher. Maybe it's a stretch to say Minny has, but it sure as hell ain't to say wisco has. tavernhokk nation has isu circled on the calendar, and the rest of the games are basically "maybe we can win if..." situations. Beat the clowns and the fanbase is far moar optimistic and forgiving. Lost (again) to the clowns, and out come the pitchforks. You are from Illinois so you don't understand tradition. The Iowa-ISU series was dormant for decades. The game was an afterthought when I was a kid. Minnesota was the game. Mah grand dad hated Minnesota so much that he had a joak book wif a big tager hok on it full of Minnesota jokes. Of course, when he died mah stupid fucking inbred cousins who are too god damned dumb to move away from Fort fucking Dodge "cleaned out his stuff" (which is to say took all the good shit and threw away the rest) and wound up tossing it out. Hell, there was a time when Iowa and Minnesota were atop the college football landscape. And even the Illinois series has tons of bad blood, as the series was cancelled for years after Iowa fans attacked the Cryin' Illini team. Iowa's rivals are Minnesota first and Illinois second. ISU is a fucking afterthought, it was basically liek a non-con game against Drake, one where Hayden's only goal was to keep the boys from getting injured. Still, that is no god damned excuse to lose to ISU, but that whole series is shit and a relatively recent phenomenon. Iowa State needs to just fucking fold, though. Seriously. There is one BCS team in Missourah, one in Minnesota, one in Wisconsin and one in Nebraska (and sorta just one in Illinois because Northwestern has nothing in common with the big state schools other than by virtue of a historical accident by which it was allowed to leech off of them for sports). Iowa doesn't have the state population for two fucking programs, because it ain't liek Oklahoma where there is a deep talent pool in the backyard (Chicago area HS football blows goats). Look, pal, I refuse to even acknowledge ISU as a rival. Fuck you for even bringing it up. Fuck you and fuck them. I'm putting you on ignore and I'll just talk about this with folks who were born hokk fans and not guys who just started to be one for whatever reason. Two qualifications to have a relevant opinion are: (a) lifelong hok fan and (b) graduate of Iowa. If you are in category (a) but a Tavernhok then I don't give a flying fuck what you think and if you are in category (b) and just a fucking diploma hok who didn't wear any Iowa gear before the age of 18, then you can eat a giant fucking bag of dicks because we all fucking know that you are a god damned converted Notre Dame fan.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 15, 2014 10:50:14 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 15, 2014 11:02:39 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 15, 2014 11:18:39 GMT -6
LOL, you were talking about Straw Men in an otter thread???
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Post by NotMyKid on Dec 15, 2014 11:27:17 GMT -6
I think they will be fine. Hurts a lot less when scrubs decide to leave when you have a top 5 recruiting class coming in next year.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 15, 2014 11:29:36 GMT -6
Was writing " Program in disarray. Hox by 50." too fucking subtle?
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Post by NotMyKid on Dec 15, 2014 11:32:07 GMT -6
I think they will be fine. Hurts a lot less when scrubs decide to leave when you have a top 5 recruiting class coming in next year. KURT IS BETTARRR! You know what is fucking sad when a scrub JUCO recruit that only has an offer from Kansas (and Iowa) looks 10 times better than your starter the last 3 years.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 15, 2014 12:09:36 GMT -6
You know what is fucking sad when a scrub JUCO recruit that only has an offer from Kansas (and Iowa) looks 10 times better than your starter the last 3 years. Dude, I still remember when people were saying that Weisman being buried on the depth chart in 2012, and only playing because of injuries Garmon and Canzeri, was proof that Kurt couldn't recognize talent on his own roster, and refused to play his best players.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 15, 2014 12:44:17 GMT -6
You know what is fucking sad when a scrub JUCO recruit that only has an offer from Kansas (and Iowa) looks 10 times better than your starter the last 3 years. Dude, I still remember when people were saying that Weisman being buried on the depth chart in 2012, and only playing because of injuries Garmon and Canzeri, was proof that Kurt couldn't recognize talent on his own roster, and refused to play his best players. 2012 weisman not getting the ball = proof that Kirt don't play his best players. 2014 weisman getting the ball = proof that kirk don't play his best players.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 15, 2014 13:44:47 GMT -6
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Post by egadsto on Dec 15, 2014 13:54:47 GMT -6
Dude, I still remember when people were saying that Weisman being buried on the depth chart in 2012, and only playing because of injuries Garmon and Canzeri, was proof that Kurt couldn't recognize talent on his own roster, and refused to play his best players. 2012 weisman not getting the ball = proof that Kirt don't play his best players. 2014 weisman getting the ball = proof that kirk don't play his best players.
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Post by egadsto on Dec 15, 2014 13:57:22 GMT -6
LOL I iz "GUEST" in that thread miliar haet me so hard that he expunged me and all muh altz from existence. It's as if half a dozen troll-voices cried out at once, and were suddenly silenced. Well done, sir.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 15, 2014 15:13:15 GMT -6
LOL I iz "GUEST" in that thread miliar haet me so hard that he expunged me and all muh altz from existence. It's as if half a dozen troll-voices cried out at once, and were suddenly silenced. If you're not careful, I'll do that to you here. DON'T FUCKING TEST ME! LINES MATTAR!!!
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 15, 2014 17:45:26 GMT -6
If you're not careful, I'll do that to you here. DON'T FUCKING TEST ME! LINES MATTAR!!! U no haz that level of mod juice Fite me tehn phaggot! I'm blak and jacked! Do u even lyft???
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