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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 6, 2008 7:25:46 GMT -6
Sometimes there is a moment in a relationship when you realize that you and your mate are just perfect for one another. That moment happened to me last night. As I was in the other room trying to assemble a lamp for her, my lady yells out "You should come and see this". Quite engrossed in my work, I said no, since I figured it would just be the cat stretching on her back again. She comes back at me "I really think you want to see this." FInally I relent, and get up and go into the other room. Now, a short disclaimer; in the past few weeks my woman has been spending an inordinante amount of time on facebook. In this instance she was on Facebook again, looking at pictures of people I never have and never will meet. In this instance, she is looking at the prom pictures of some people, and she tells me to check this out:  Yeah, she totally gets me! |
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Post by socal on May 6, 2008 7:50:56 GMT -6
Congrats Ghost... but that raises a point I've begun to worry about more and more over the past few years.
Dear Wasteland,
As I'm getting older (36) and further away from the age of universal nubility, I can no longer determine with any confidence - if I'm a pervert... or normal... if I decide to "read" what is written on the "shorts" of a passing female, or admire the shadows cast underneath a nice rack.
Are they of age, or is it a 13 year old trying to look older?
I found myself not bothering to look when the option could be remotely questionable. So I've undoubtedly missed in increasing number of wonderful (and legal) sights over the past few years.
In the case of your pic, it's nice - but is the focus of eye movements directed at objects on a lucky 15yr old, or an 18yr old?
That's where I'm confused. Any dirty older men have advice for how they deal with these situations?
Signed,
Middle-Aged Perv (?)
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Post by Gumbyhawk on May 6, 2008 11:39:42 GMT -6
Those things will be sagging down to her cankles within 10 years.
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Post by The Bluzmn on May 6, 2008 13:36:48 GMT -6
Who really cares how old they are? Last I checked, looking is never wrong unless, of course, you are talking about little girls. Then you need some help. Big-boobed 15 year olds that look 18 or more are fair game for the eyes.
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Post by iammrhawkeyes on May 6, 2008 20:28:24 GMT -6
Who really cares how old they are? Last I checked, looking is never wrong unless, of course, you are talking about little girls. Then you need some help. Big-boobed 15 year olds that look 18 or more are fair game for the eyes. If you're looking at little girls, the only help that you need is a 2x4 smashed repeatedly over your head. One of the things about my wife that I love is that whenever we hear a Bruce Springsteen or a U2 song, we both roll our eyes while swearing. I knew she was the one. |
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Post by The Bluzmn on May 7, 2008 5:34:18 GMT -6
Who really cares how old they are? Last I checked, looking is never wrong unless, of course, you are talking about little girls. Then you need some help. Big-boobed 15 year olds that look 18 or more are fair game for the eyes. If you're looking at little girls, the only help that you need is a 2x4 smashed repeatedly over your head. One of the things about my wife that I love is that whenever we hear a Bruce Springsteen or a U2 song, we both roll our eyes while swearing. I knew she was the one. That is about the kind of "help" that I was referring to, yes. |
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Post by Chuck Storm on May 7, 2008 12:22:58 GMT -6
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Post by Solar Stud on May 19, 2008 12:34:23 GMT -6
More than a mouthful is a waste...but...mmmmm....love that trash.
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