Does anything smell worse than...

[NOTTHOR]

Sleeping wife fart?

Germaine's blatant lies about her friends prompted this inquiry. Ladies hold their farts all damn day, allegedly NEVER shart, but holy shit, when they're sleeping something fierce gets tossed.

My sleeping farts aren't too bad, as on more than one occasion, I have had the pleasure of waking myself up with them and I have always noted a peaty, earthy, hearty, wholesome goodness to my sleeping farts.

[bucketochicken]

Farts never sleep.

[germaine]

What lies?

And we only hold them in when the situation calls for it.

[HawksStock]

seafood man, seafood. though not a wife. I love it... but some girls bowels can't handle it.

[idrinkthereforeiam]

Sticking your finger in your mouth, wiping it off, and then smelling it.

[Justhawks17]

I just farted

[Hawkeyes1982]

I got some nasty ol beer farts this mornin. Neways, my GF holy shit, she can fart. They don't really stink tho, but they are LOUD and it puts me to shame. But when hers does stink, it smells like rotten ass sewage. lol