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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Apr 29, 2015 9:29:22 GMT -6
I don't know about the rest of you but I'm seeing the start of a draft Ghosto movement. I think the sun city heat is already getting to you. Or you may be retarded. Can't tell. Why not both?
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Apr 29, 2015 9:36:00 GMT -6
I think the sun city heat is already getting to you. Or you may be retarded. Can't tell. Why not both? Solid point.
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Post by thunderhawk on Apr 29, 2015 9:42:42 GMT -6
I want this slender-fingered motherfucker in the Iowa Senate ASAP.
Listen, pal, I know what kind of shitheels are taking up space in that august body, and I guaranfuckintee that you're of a higher aptitude than 90% of those pigfuckers.
You're running, you're winning, and then we're gonna shake up that shithole. Hello, pot legalization.
And no, I'm not running for shit, I'm way too toxic.
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Post by egadsto on Apr 29, 2015 10:02:13 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 29, 2015 10:10:31 GMT -6
Ghosts slogan. "Mentoring your daughter, one finger at a time" See, this is the shit I'm talking about. If you dickfores keep trying to use my years of volunteer service to children, something I have dedicated my heart and soul to, as a weapon against me, what will my political enemies do? You think DeacePAC wouldn't love to dig up dirt on me, then elect some Tea Party psycho who wants to strip funding to our beloved Alma Mater out of spite to teh homogheys and feminists? IS THAT WHAT YOU FUKSTIX WANT?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Apr 29, 2015 10:55:49 GMT -6
Ghosts slogan. "Mentoring your daughter, one finger at a time" See, this is the shit I'm talking about. If you dickfores keep trying to use my years of volunteer service to children, something I have dedicated my heart and soul to, as a weapon against me, what will my political enemies do? You think DeacePAC wouldn't love to dig up dirt on me, then elect some Tea Party psycho who wants to strip funding to our beloved Alma Mater out of spite to teh homogheys and feminists? IS THAT WHAT YOU FUKSTIX WANT?Sandusky mentored kids, too, and no one held it against him. Brah, you and me also went to Drake, so you'll have to clarify that it is the U of I that you want to help. The DerpStix that populate the state cannot comprehend that Grinnell and Drake are the best schools in the state because they have reasonably high admissions standards and require the profs to teach classes and hold office hours, rather than shepherding 700 kids into a giant hall and turning some Pakistani grad student with a poor grasp of English loose as the teacher. Christ, when I got to LS and everybody was all liek "OMG, not Socratic method, oh noes" but I was straight cash because the chair of the Econ department at Drake used the Socratic method for every fucking class, but the subject matter was far more complicated than an 8 page excerpt of a case. Hell, come to think of it, it was a genius move because by the time you got to upper level classes that weren't pre-reqs in the business school, the econ classes at Drake were whittled down to fewer than 10 people because people got sick of having to solve fucking equations on the chalk board in front of the class, which in turn gave him fewer students to deal with and fewer tests to grade.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Apr 29, 2015 11:00:57 GMT -6
Sorta.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 29, 2015 11:04:26 GMT -6
See, this is the shit I'm talking about. If you dickfores keep trying to use my years of volunteer service to children, something I have dedicated my heart and soul to, as a weapon against me, what will my political enemies do? You think DeacePAC wouldn't love to dig up dirt on me, then elect some Tea Party psycho who wants to strip funding to our beloved Alma Mater out of spite to teh homogheys and feminists? IS THAT WHAT YOU FUKSTIX WANT?Sandusky mentored kids, too, and no one held it against him. Brah, you and me also went to Drake, so you'll have to clarify that it is the U of I that you want to help. The DerpStix that populate the state cannot comprehend that Grinnell and Drake are the best schools in the state because they have reasonably high admissions standards and require the profs to teach classes and hold office hours, rather than shepherding 700 kids into a giant hall and turning some Pakistani grad student with a poor grasp of English loose as the teacher. Christ, when I got to LS and everybody was all liek "OMG, not Socratic method, oh noes" but I was straight cash because the chair of the Econ department at Drake used the Socratic method for every fucking class, but the subject matter was far more complicated than an 8 page excerpt of a case. Hell, come to think of it, it was a genius move because by the time you got to upper level classes that weren't pre-reqs in the business school, the econ classes at Drake were whittled down to fewer than 10 people because people got sick of having to solve fucking equations on the chalk board in front of the class, which in turn gave him fewer students to deal with and fewer tests to grade. C'mon bruh, the average Iowan doesn't know shit about Drake outside of Tom Davis used to coach there, and certain people in the Dez know you have to lock your car when you park nearby, so no one in my district would give a shit if I went to Drake, Grinnell, Simpson, Central, Luther, or any of the tiny schools. I am sure that the majority of people in my west Davenport district wouldn't want to see UofI's budget get assraped, if only because they're tavern hok proles, or possibly even middle class people who don't want to borrow $80,000 to send their kid to a 2nd rate school like UNI.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Apr 29, 2015 21:37:54 GMT -6
Dear Billy... Stop being a fag and do it.
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Post by egadsto on Apr 29, 2015 21:59:00 GMT -6
Dear Billy... Stop being a fag and do it.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 30, 2015 5:49:16 GMT -6
See, this is the shit I'm talking about. If you dickfores keep trying to use my years of volunteer service to children, something I have dedicated my heart and soul to, as a weapon against me, what will my political enemies do? You think DeacePAC wouldn't love to dig up dirt on me, then elect some Tea Party psycho who wants to strip funding to our beloved Alma Mater out of spite to teh homogheys and feminists? IS THAT WHAT YOU FUKSTIX WANT?Sandusky mentored kids, too, and no one held it against him. You notice how nobody talks about how great his defenses were anymore?
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Apr 30, 2015 6:09:14 GMT -6
Sandusky mentored kids, too, and no one held it against him. You notice how nobody talks about how great his defenses were anymore? He really knew how to penetrate an "O" With his awesome "D".
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 8, 2015 12:57:10 GMT -6
I'm moving to Vermont to run for state legislature. Looks like they'll have an opening to fill, which you can use to fill some openings... Court records released after Friday's arraignment contain a transcript of a recorded call in which McAllister and a woman who rents property from him talk about the extra money she could earn if she went to other farms to have sex with farm workers. In the call, McAllister responds "yes" when the woman says he would take half of what she earned from the sex to help pay her rent.
McAllister says: "That's totally up to you. I mean, we were trying to figure out a way to get you money."
www.seattlepi.com/news/crime/article/Vermont-Republican-senator-to-face-sexual-assault-6250671.php
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on May 8, 2015 13:01:47 GMT -6
He's helping her. I don't see the issue.
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Post by Plez Azkins on May 8, 2015 19:22:29 GMT -6
Okay Ghosto, if you're serious about it, here is how mah buddy got elected to the legislature. Step 1 - go to local bars Step 2 - listen to every single god damned thing some moron has to say and agree, but in a non-committal way Step 3 - pick three campaign points and only talk about those - I don't know what the issues of the day are in your neck of the woods, but my buddy honestly had 3 positions and he stuck to those every time he met people at bars - higher speed limits, keep the BAC for DUI at .10 and no helmet laws for motorcyclists - for other talking points liek abortion or guns, blame the Supreme Court and say you'll do what you can (while not committing to what exactly that is) but constantly blame the SCOTUS and say your hands are somewhat tied I presume that the area you would want to represent is heavily Democrat, so all you have to do is win the primary and you'll win the general - no one votes in the primary so between family, friends, your church weirdos and the winos you meet at bars, you can prolly win the primary because almost no one shows up to vote in those - the winos are what will push you over the top because your competition will only have their family, friends and church weirdos in their corner - the winos are the swing voters. Where Ghost lives, he just needs to show up wearing a Deere trucker hat and a UAW local 450 t-shirt.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 9, 2015 7:23:16 GMT -6
Okay Ghosto, if you're serious about it, here is how mah buddy got elected to the legislature. Step 1 - go to local bars Step 2 - listen to every single god damned thing some moron has to say and agree, but in a non-committal way Step 3 - pick three campaign points and only talk about those - I don't know what the issues of the day are in your neck of the woods, but my buddy honestly had 3 positions and he stuck to those every time he met people at bars - higher speed limits, keep the BAC for DUI at .10 and no helmet laws for motorcyclists - for other talking points liek abortion or guns, blame the Supreme Court and say you'll do what you can (while not committing to what exactly that is) but constantly blame the SCOTUS and say your hands are somewhat tied I presume that the area you would want to represent is heavily Democrat, so all you have to do is win the primary and you'll win the general - no one votes in the primary so between family, friends, your church weirdos and the winos you meet at bars, you can prolly win the primary because almost no one shows up to vote in those - the winos are what will push you over the top because your competition will only have their family, friends and church weirdos in their corner - the winos are the swing voters. Where Ghost lives, he just needs to show up wearing a Deere trucker hat and a UAW local 450 t-shirt. My pops has been in the UAW for 35 years. Should be easy to get in with them.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on May 9, 2015 8:07:13 GMT -6
Go to the VFW and have some Buds with the boys down there. Should have your election team in a few hours.
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