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Post by NOTTHOR on May 12, 2008 8:09:13 GMT -6
I just came back from taking a leak. Whilst I was washing my hands, I saw one of the summer interns walk (more like slightly penguin march) into the bathroom, get about 5 paper towels, run them under water, and head into a stall.
Did he shart?
Did he have a turtle head that made contact with his drawers?
Or, is he just a guy who likes a little moisture with his wipe?
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Post by bucketochicken on May 12, 2008 8:24:42 GMT -6
Sounds like somebody needs to be invited to join The Wasteland.
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on May 12, 2008 8:36:43 GMT -6
Sounds like somebody needs to be invited to join The Wasteland. Agree! |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 12, 2008 8:42:27 GMT -6
If I sharted, I wouldn't want to use paper towels. Unless your firm is cutting back on fluffy TP to pay for lunches, who would willing rub a grainy piece of paper against their most sensitive tissue?Maybe he had a hernia break through the skin or something.
/That last sentence literally made me a little sick
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Post by NOTTHOR on May 12, 2008 9:34:59 GMT -6
The paper towels are pretty nice, much nicer than the ones I have at home. Perhaps his plan was to use the wet paper towels to clean his underwear of remnants of the shart or turtlehead.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on May 12, 2008 11:20:34 GMT -6
I'm betting "shart".
BTR, are you gonna ask this guy and find out what happened??
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Post by bucketochicken on May 12, 2008 11:37:15 GMT -6
Ask him via e-mail, but BCC the whole firm.
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Post by Hawkeyes1982 on May 12, 2008 11:53:02 GMT -6
I almost sharted today, smelt like rotten eggs! very closeeeee...
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Post by Master Blaster on May 12, 2008 16:04:56 GMT -6
I thougt I sharted at the mall the other day, but it was only a bubble fart, thank goodness. Would have been a long irritating walk back to the car followed by me driving without sitting all the way down. I hate driving like that.
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Post by The Bluzmn on May 13, 2008 5:39:29 GMT -6
I thougt I sharted at the mall the other day, but it was only a bubble fart, thank goodness. Would have been a long irritating walk back to the car followed by me driving without sitting all the way down. I hate driving like that. I haven't had to drive like that for a long time, but it is, indeed, a pain in the ..... well, you know. |
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