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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 11, 2015 15:57:41 GMT -6
I literally laugh at people when they ask about my net worth. I have no net worth, really. I mean who are we fucking kidding here. I'm just a human money conduit. Uncle Samuel, kids, various creditors, kids, the firm, kids, J Crew, kids, daycare, the U, preschool, gifts for various occasions, leases, gas, kids, super Target, college fund, IRAs, kids, charities,kids. Money Velocity Status: Warp Speed They say the average American is only $450 away from a financial crisis. That's why I try to leave some room on my credit cards.... College fund...that's the only thing I don't do from your list. And "the firm" I have about $1400 cash just sitting in my bedroom. I live in an old house. Never houses can't hold that kind of cash.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jun 11, 2015 16:23:06 GMT -6
They say the average American is only $450 away from a financial crisis. That's why I try to leave some room on my credit cards.... College fund...that's the only thing I don't do from your list. And "the firm" I have about $1400 cash just sitting in my bedroom. I live in an old house. Never houses can't hold that kind of cash. Never land house? Are you tinkerbell?!?!? It's all making sense.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 11, 2015 18:21:36 GMT -6
I say we take tweets off his meds and take away stollolol's side tards for one week.
Take him off and lock up geff's side pieces, and let the whole "rosebulls/golfer -- twetter/everyoneofhim" thing implode on its self...................
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 11, 2015 18:22:06 GMT -6
And them pee on them too...
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jun 11, 2015 18:33:11 GMT -6
I've got new country club side pieces.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jun 11, 2015 18:44:23 GMT -6
I say we take tweets off his meds and take away stollolol's side tards for one week. Take him off and lock up geff's side pieces, and let the whole "rosebulls/golfer -- twetter/everyoneofhim" thing implode on its self................... So what you are saying is you want four mods and you and I to be left on the entire board?
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 11, 2015 19:15:24 GMT -6
I say we take tweets off his meds and take away stollolol's side tards for one week. Take him off and lock up geff's side pieces, and let the whole "rosebulls/golfer -- twetter/everyoneofhim" thing implode on its self................... So what you are saying is you want four mods and you and I to be left on the entire board? The long night is coming mutherfucker...
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 11, 2015 19:47:53 GMT -6
I have about $1400 cash just sitting in my bedroom. I live in an old house. Never houses can't hold that kind of cash. Never land house? Are you tinkerbell?!?!? It's all making sense. Tinkerbell has stubby fingers.
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Post by Ginger on Jun 23, 2015 6:58:33 GMT -6
MD, How'd your move go?
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jun 23, 2015 7:00:03 GMT -6
Move went well. Took them 2 trips though, but oh well. I wasn't going to move anything myself. Still putting things together, but we're getting it done.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 23, 2015 7:20:15 GMT -6
The good thing about living in Wichitard is that no one wants to come visit and crash on your guest bed.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jun 23, 2015 7:28:21 GMT -6
The good thing about living in Wichitard is that no one wants to come visit and crash on your guest bed. That's the 2nd best thing about davenport.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 23, 2015 7:30:02 GMT -6
The good thing about living in Wichitard is that no one wants to come visit and crash on your guest bed. That's the 2nd best thing about davenport. Amen to that brother. Except no one ever visits Davenprolt, because everyone who is born here stays and dies here.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jun 23, 2015 7:41:49 GMT -6
That's the 2nd best thing about davenport. Amen to that brother. Except no one ever visits Davenprolt, because everyone who is born here stays and dies here. Preach on preacha
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2015 8:32:16 GMT -6
That's the 2nd best thing about davenport. Amen to that brother. Except no one ever visits Davenprolt, because everyone who is born here stays and dies here. I visit davenport when I need to go to target or chipotle. Other than that it is just drive through country.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 23, 2015 16:16:04 GMT -6
That's the 2nd best thing about davenport. Amen to that brother. Except no one ever visits Davenprolt, because everyone who is born here stays and dies here. Holy Fuck.
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Post by Ed Jeffries on Jul 16, 2015 15:36:26 GMT -6
Good afternoon Tweetah's Peetah,
Congratulations on your move. Did it smell like Asian in the home? I can't imagine it was easy to cover up the smell.
Regards, Ed
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jul 16, 2015 15:48:35 GMT -6
Signed a contract on a new house a week ago. Got an extra bedroom for side pieces, too.
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Post by livingintheusa on Jul 16, 2015 15:49:28 GMT -6
The house next door sold in 9 days. Thanks Obama
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Post by livingintheusa on Jul 16, 2015 15:59:29 GMT -6
Signed a contract on a new house a week ago. Got an extra bedroom for side pieces, too. Are you sure that wasn't a 1/256 time share downtown with a block out?
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jul 16, 2015 16:46:57 GMT -6
Signed a contract on a new house a week ago. Got an extra bedroom for side pieces, too. Are you sure that wasn't a 1/256 time share downtown with a block out? Shit. Let me check.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jul 16, 2015 23:32:02 GMT -6
The house next door sold in 9 days. Thanks Obama The house next to me sold in less than a day; a milf is moving in, replacing another one who was quite fond of yoga pants. You lose, you gain. So the house to either side of me has a totes poundable piece. Side. Piece. "Dude. Your neighbor. Fuck." A common refrain. And across the street? Yeah. There too. Actually the whole fucking neighborhood is crawling with them. It's liek West Glen Super Target on steroids. Thankfully my impeccable morals and devout commitment prevent anything stupid and destructive. Still, who doesn't like nice scenery.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 17, 2015 7:19:10 GMT -6
The house next door sold in 9 days. Thanks Obama The house next to me sold in less than a day; a milf is moving in, replacing another one who was quite fond of yoga pants. You lose, you gain. So the house to either side of me has a totes poundable piece. Side. Piece. "Dude. Your neighbor. Fuck." A common refrain. And across the street? Yeah. There too. Actually the whole fucking neighborhood is crawling with them. It's liek West Glen Super Target on steroids. Thankfully my impeccable morals and devout commitment prevent anything stupid and destructive. Still, who doesn't like nice scenery. You take the Milfs, I'll take their dotters. We could leave a generation of handsome geniuses in our wake.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jul 17, 2015 8:11:02 GMT -6
The house next to me sold in less than a day; a milf is moving in, replacing another one who was quite fond of yoga pants. You lose, you gain. So the house to either side of me has a totes poundable piece. Side. Piece. "Dude. Your neighbor. Fuck." A common refrain. And across the street? Yeah. There too. Actually the whole fucking neighborhood is crawling with them. It's liek West Glen Super Target on steroids. Thankfully my impeccable morals and devout commitment prevent anything stupid and destructive. Still, who doesn't like nice scenery. You take the Milfs, I'll take their dotters. We could leave a generation of handsome geniuses in our wake. ? My guess is that most of those dotters are under 10.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 17, 2015 8:51:44 GMT -6
You take the Milfs, I'll take their dotters. We could leave a generation of handsome geniuses in our wake. ? My guess is that most of those dotters are under 10. False. Thor is a huge baller, and as a result, his neighborhood is full of middle aged executives in their prime earning years in their mid 40's to mid 50's, most of whom have older chillens. Although the Milfs Thor speaks of may be hotter second wives with whom the baller starts a second family, said Milfs step dotters will be there at the pool over the weekend, making snotty comments about how big of a bitch her step mother is to her friends, knowing damn well the step mother can hear it. This causes the Milf to lose self esteem, drinj moar, and look for a stud liek Thor to make her feel sexy again.
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