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The wacked-out banner ad generator thread May 14, 2008 14:15:45 GMT -6

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Post by Gumbyhawk on May 14, 2008 14:15:45 GMT -6

Okay, the point of this thread is to simply see how wacked out you can get the banner ad at the top of the page.

We all know that the ad is based on the text within the thread, so try to be creative. It should be interesting to see what we can come up with.

I'll start. (ahem)

Fat, gothic, single midgets.

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Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) Real Douchebag Posts: 5,569	The wacked-out banner ad generator thread May 14, 2008 14:20:12 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on May 14, 2008 14:20:12 GMT -6 I like the midget theme. Happy, perveted, killer midgets.
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The wacked-out banner ad generator thread May 14, 2008 14:21:07 GMT -6

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I knew a few obese goths. They're all really obese. I mean really obese. Not just regular normal American obesity, either, I mean gravitational pull-having obese. Obese to the point of obesity where they should probably just move to the ocean, they're so obese.

None of the obese goths I know, however, are midgets or dwarves, they're just obese. In fact, I don't think I even knw any midgets or dwarves, goth or otherwise. But obese folks? Oh hell yes, I know alot of obese folks.

Obese.

Gumbyhawk Real Douchebag Iowa Football....accepting mediocrity since 1999. Posts: 5,945	The wacked-out banner ad generator thread May 14, 2008 14:24:25 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gumbyhawk on May 14, 2008 14:24:25 GMT -6 Obese midget transvestites.
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The wacked-out banner ad generator thread May 14, 2008 14:27:10 GMT -6

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REALLY obese midget transvestites, or just regular obese midget transvestites? I think there are a lot of variations of obesity, especially among the obese midget transvestite community. That being said, I'd hate to lump together regular obese midget transvestites with REALLY obese midget transvestites, as that might cause the regular obese midget transvestites to take offense, what with the negative associations of being associated with REALLY obese midget transvestites, because if there's any sort of obese midget transvestite that will cause an excessively negative connotation, it's the REALLY obese midget transvestites.

Gumbyhawk Real Douchebag Iowa Football....accepting mediocrity since 1999. Posts: 5,945	The wacked-out banner ad generator thread May 14, 2008 14:28:01 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gumbyhawk on May 14, 2008 14:28:01 GMT -6 Obese single gothic midget waterheads. (lmao, btw on the banner ad we keep getting! Don't mention her though!)
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The wacked-out banner ad generator thread May 14, 2008 14:31:43 GMT -6

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May 14, 2008 14:28:01 GMT -6 Gumbyhawk said:

Obese single gothic midget waterheads.

(lmao, btw on the banner ad we keep getting! Don't mention her though!)

Wait, you said NOT to mention her...

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The wacked-out banner ad generator thread May 14, 2008 14:33:35 GMT -6

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Bizarre that she keeps showing up up there. She's a despicable idiot asshole, but is by no means an obese midget transvestite. Nope, not an obese midget transvestite at all. If she were an obese midget transvestite you'd think we'd all be able to tell just by looking, considering obese midget transvestites are pretty easy to differentiate from non-obese midget transvestites, because you know, obese midget transvestites look nothing like actual obese midget transvestites.

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The wacked-out banner ad generator thread May 14, 2008 14:34:28 GMT -6

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My buddy has midget porn, it's strange to watch. Now THAT'S some perverted midget action right there. And one midget was even kind of hot...I mean at least for a midget. I'd probably hit it just to say I did a perveted midget. I wonder if there's any S&M midget porn? That's getting into some specialized shit, right there.

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The wacked-out banner ad generator thread May 14, 2008 14:37:07 GMT -6

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I wonder if midgets have to buy specialy low to the ground sex chairs, or sex hammocks. Have you ever seen "Big world, little people"? Or whatever it's call. I don't think those are midgets, though, I think they are dwarves. But those dwarves had sex...do any of you ever watch the show and envision those dwarves having sex?

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The wacked-out banner ad generator thread May 14, 2008 14:39:29 GMT -6

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May 14, 2008 14:37:59 GMT -6 NOTTHOR said:

Iowa state football tickets. Iowa state national champions. Ghost loves emos. Iowa State heisman trophy winners. Iowa state roolz. Ames Iowa. Table of consanguinity. Inbreeding. GO CYCLONES.

What's with the Iowa State kick? I already said "waterheads" in this thread.

Kirk Ferentz is currently 114-82 at Iowa and is the 9th highest paid coach in the nation.

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The wacked-out banner ad generator thread May 14, 2008 14:42:37 GMT -6

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May 14, 2008 14:39:29 GMT -6 Gumbyhawk said:

May 14, 2008 14:37:59 GMT -6 NOTTHOR said:

Iowa state football tickets. Iowa state national champions. Ghost loves emos. Iowa State heisman trophy winners. Iowa state roolz. Ames Iowa. Table of consanguinity. Inbreeding. GO CYCLONES.

What's with the Iowa State kick? I already said "waterheads" in this thread.

I saw some sucklone adds on here the other day. BTW, Hawk Harrelson mentioned M-town the other night during a Sox telecast. You're now famous.

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The wacked-out banner ad generator thread May 14, 2008 14:47:06 GMT -6

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May 14, 2008 14:42:37 GMT -6 NOTTHOR said:

May 14, 2008 14:39:29 GMT -6 Gumbyhawk said:

What's with the Iowa State kick? I already said "waterheads" in this thread.

I saw some sucklone adds on here the other day. BTW, Hawk Harrelson mentioned M-town the other night during a Sox telecast. You're now famous.

Was the mention of M-town due to Jeff Clement or were some illegals working the concession stand?

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The wacked-out banner ad generator thread May 14, 2008 14:48:23 GMT -6

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May 14, 2008 14:47:06 GMT -6 Gumbyhawk said:

May 14, 2008 14:42:37 GMT -6 NOTTHOR said:

I saw some sucklone adds on here the other day. BTW, Hawk Harrelson mentioned M-town the other night during a Sox telecast. You're now famous.

Was the mention of M-town due to Jeff Clement or were some illegals working the concession stand?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

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The wacked-out banner ad generator thread May 14, 2008 18:59:27 GMT -6

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The wacked-out banner ad generator thread May 15, 2008 12:33:00 GMT -6

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