Rack Rating Scale-preview

[Eddie Haskell]

For those of you who don't have a really good idea of how to discriminate between and rate a good rack, Barber and I have a very good solution. It is a 25 points scale that Barber and I invented in college. More to follow. It is pretty complicated, so the information on this will come out slowly. And no, the last part does not involve a counter-clock wise swirl.

By the way, this is exactly the kind of information available on the Wasteland, that you can't get on Jan's board.

EH

[MoHawk]

I'm all atitter with anticipation

[The Bluzmn]

I just want to know if the instructions will include illustrations and examples. I mean, how else am I supposed to learn?

[NOTTHOR]

Seriously, haskell, if this is some sick joke about your gynecomastia your ass is getting banned so fast from this board. Furthermore, if you post any pics of your gynecomastia, you are getting banned, too.

[FlyHawkJoe S.O.B.]

[Solar Stud]

I'll keep abreast of growing developments for sure.

[TBELL]

I'm waiting for some titillating responses.

[Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith)]

Keep me posted. Boobs.

[Eddie Haskell]

bigtimeralph said:

Seriously, haskell, if this is some sick joke about your gynecomastia your ass is getting banned so fast from this board. Furthermore, if you post any pics of your gynecomastia, you are getting banned, too.

Look Renee. I thought I was free to share my knowledge with the board, without a heavy-handed commissioner. If you want to ban me, go ahead. But at least let share my wealth of experience with my fellow Wastelanders. Yes, there will be pictures. Yes, you will be a better man or woman for having read my posts. Yes, I have a ton of cougar experience.

Updates to follow. I may have taught Barber everything HE knows, but I didn't teach him everything I know...

Ed

[barber]

mehlert said:

bigtimeralph said:

Seriously, haskell, if this is some sick joke about your gynecomastia your ass is getting banned so fast from this board. Furthermore, if you post any pics of your gynecomastia, you are getting banned, too.

Look Renee. I thought I was free to share my knowledge with the board, without a heavy-handed commissioner. If you want to ban me, go ahead. But at least let share my wealth of experience with my fellow Wastelanders. Yes, there will be pictures. Yes, you will be a better man or woman for having read my posts. Yes, I have a ton of cougar experience.

Updates to follow. I may have taught Barber everything HE knows, but I didn't teach him everything I know...

Ed

Weak. Here I share with you a scientific way to guide all your drooling, and then you go and attack me. Look, nobody knows this stuff better than me. Eddie is a perfect example of my ability to teach it to even monkey-levels of intelligence.

I've done the work, so you don't have to. I would share it now, but I'm in the process of getting it copyrighted.

Suffice it to say for now, however, that once you drink from the well of knowledge, you will be the envy of all your buddies. In fact, I can't tell you how many women have tried to "sell" their racks to get a higher scale. That's great, but what they don't know, is that a good presentation doesn't change their score. That's the dangerous part if run around rating things before you get the science. That's what happened to Eddie, and it had disasterous results. As a consequence of his eagerness to start rating without the science - and his desire to tell his buddies CR - there were all of these guys running around Crapids kicking out 25's. It was a disaster.

Fortunately with the "system" you won't repeat his mistakes.

[Eddie Haskell]

Don't take the bait from Barber. There is a reason that I came out with the preview of the scale. I kicked Barber some love, so I don't know what he is crying about.

I do agree on one point though. Once you learn the system, you can either be a huge success, or a complete embarrassment. I guarantee you will love the scale. The problem is once you learn it, don't think you understand it. I mean shoot, all kids love fire, but we don't let them walk around with matches. That is kinda the trap I fell into with Barber until he understood the science.

A final point is regarding Renee. You will see as this system comes out that Renee will keep getting very pissy with me. The reason is simple. Barber tried to teach Renee the system and Renee couldn't handle it. He literally torched several drinking establishments trying "try out" the system. The isn't Tricks. It is not for Kids.

Ed

[GhostMod 5000]

I DEMAND Haskell rates these...

[Eddie Haskell]

deadhead4life said:

I DEMAND Haskell rates these...

Very Intersting Dead. A great case study indeed. We will get back to this once we roll out the scale. I won't forget you grasshopper.

Ed

[NOTTHOR]

BUMP - Still waiting

[Eddie Haskell]

Ruth. You know as well as I do, that you don't just roll this thing out like a plate of cheeseburgers. The Rack Scale is too big for that. You should know. You were a trainwreck for a year after getting told about it. Give it time. It is a fine wine...

Ed

[NOTTHOR]

Hey Haskell, suck my balls. I talked to barber last night and found out that it is HIS proprietary scale and that he is curently hiring a lawyer to prevent you from disclosing it, so you better either shit or get off the pot.

[NotMyKid]

deadhead4life said:

I DEMAND Haskell rates these...

One a scale of 1-25 I give that a

[Hawkeyes1982]

holy tits!!!

[Chuck Storm]

WTF ever happened with this?

[Gumbyhawk]

Rate this smooth criminal!!!

[NOTTHOR]

autolykos said:

WTF ever happened with this?

Just talked to barber, haskell doesn't know the scale, but bince haskell and barber are dinner buddies now, barber might let haskell know the scale someday.

[Gumbyhawk]

THIS one should qualify as pr0n!! Smokin' HAWT!!!

[Gumbyhawk]

Or how 'bout THIS lil' number?

Those are some LOW hangers right there!

[Gumbyhawk]

This hottie puts her "royal" goods to use!!

I wonder where she puts the remote?

[idrinkthereforeiam]

itheus said:

Keep me posted. Boobs.

Love it.