Eddie Haskell
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Post by Eddie Haskell on Feb 26, 2008 15:12:50 GMT -6
For those of you who don't have a really good idea of how to discriminate between and rate a good rack, Barber and I have a very good solution. It is a 25 points scale that Barber and I invented in college. More to follow. It is pretty complicated, so the information on this will come out slowly. And no, the last part does not involve a counter-clock wise swirl.
By the way, this is exactly the kind of information available on the Wasteland, that you can't get on Jan's board.
EH
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Post by MoHawk on Feb 26, 2008 15:22:08 GMT -6
I'm all atitter with anticipation
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Post by The Bluzmn on Feb 26, 2008 18:43:16 GMT -6
I just want to know if the instructions will include illustrations and examples. I mean, how else am I supposed to learn?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 26, 2008 18:53:04 GMT -6
Seriously, haskell, if this is some sick joke about your gynecomastia your ass is getting banned so fast from this board. Furthermore, if you post any pics of your gynecomastia, you are getting banned, too.
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Post by FlyHawkJoe S.O.B. on Feb 26, 2008 18:58:34 GMT -6
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Post by Solar Stud on Feb 26, 2008 19:06:23 GMT -6
I'll keep abreast of growing developments for sure.
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Post by TBELL on Feb 26, 2008 19:18:00 GMT -6
I'm waiting for some titillating responses.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Feb 26, 2008 19:19:48 GMT -6
Keep me posted. Boobs.
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Eddie Haskell
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Post by Eddie Haskell on Feb 26, 2008 19:47:52 GMT -6
Seriously, haskell, if this is some sick joke about your gynecomastia your ass is getting banned so fast from this board. Furthermore, if you post any pics of your gynecomastia, you are getting banned, too. Look Renee. I thought I was free to share my knowledge with the board, without a heavy-handed commissioner. If you want to ban me, go ahead. But at least let share my wealth of experience with my fellow Wastelanders. Yes, there will be pictures. Yes, you will be a better man or woman for having read my posts. Yes, I have a ton of cougar experience. Updates to follow. I may have taught Barber everything HE knows, but I didn't teach him everything I know... Ed
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Post by barber on Feb 26, 2008 19:59:01 GMT -6
Seriously, haskell, if this is some sick joke about your gynecomastia your ass is getting banned so fast from this board. Furthermore, if you post any pics of your gynecomastia, you are getting banned, too. Look Renee. I thought I was free to share my knowledge with the board, without a heavy-handed commissioner. If you want to ban me, go ahead. But at least let share my wealth of experience with my fellow Wastelanders. Yes, there will be pictures. Yes, you will be a better man or woman for having read my posts. Yes, I have a ton of cougar experience. Updates to follow. I may have taught Barber everything HE knows, but I didn't teach him everything I know... Ed Weak. Here I share with you a scientific way to guide all your drooling, and then you go and attack me. Look, nobody knows this stuff better than me. Eddie is a perfect example of my ability to teach it to even monkey-levels of intelligence. I've done the work, so you don't have to. I would share it now, but I'm in the process of getting it copyrighted. Suffice it to say for now, however, that once you drink from the well of knowledge, you will be the envy of all your buddies. In fact, I can't tell you how many women have tried to "sell" their racks to get a higher scale. That's great, but what they don't know, is that a good presentation doesn't change their score. That's the dangerous part if run around rating things before you get the science. That's what happened to Eddie, and it had disasterous results. As a consequence of his eagerness to start rating without the science - and his desire to tell his buddies CR - there were all of these guys running around Crapids kicking out 25's. It was a disaster. Fortunately with the "system" you won't repeat his mistakes.
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Eddie Haskell
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Post by Eddie Haskell on Feb 26, 2008 20:11:25 GMT -6
Don't take the bait from Barber. There is a reason that I came out with the preview of the scale. I kicked Barber some love, so I don't know what he is crying about.
I do agree on one point though. Once you learn the system, you can either be a huge success, or a complete embarrassment. I guarantee you will love the scale. The problem is once you learn it, don't think you understand it. I mean shoot, all kids love fire, but we don't let them walk around with matches. That is kinda the trap I fell into with Barber until he understood the science.
A final point is regarding Renee. You will see as this system comes out that Renee will keep getting very pissy with me. The reason is simple. Barber tried to teach Renee the system and Renee couldn't handle it. He literally torched several drinking establishments trying "try out" the system. The isn't Tricks. It is not for Kids.
Ed
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 26, 2008 20:13:24 GMT -6
I DEMAND Haskell rates these...
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Eddie Haskell
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Post by Eddie Haskell on Feb 26, 2008 20:30:44 GMT -6
I DEMAND Haskell rates these... Very Intersting Dead. A great case study indeed. We will get back to this once we roll out the scale. I won't forget you grasshopper. Ed
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 27, 2008 20:38:49 GMT -6
BUMP - Still waiting
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Eddie Haskell
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Post by Eddie Haskell on Feb 27, 2008 20:48:39 GMT -6
Ruth. You know as well as I do, that you don't just roll this thing out like a plate of cheeseburgers. The Rack Scale is too big for that. You should know. You were a trainwreck for a year after getting told about it. Give it time. It is a fine wine...
Ed
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 28, 2008 7:18:35 GMT -6
Hey Haskell, suck my balls. I talked to barber last night and found out that it is HIS proprietary scale and that he is curently hiring a lawyer to prevent you from disclosing it, so you better either shit or get off the pot.
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Post by NotMyKid on Feb 28, 2008 12:34:21 GMT -6
I DEMAND Haskell rates these... One a scale of 1-25 I give that a
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Post by Hawkeyes1982 on Feb 28, 2008 12:37:11 GMT -6
holy tits!!!
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Post by Chuck Storm on Apr 3, 2008 13:17:17 GMT -6
WTF ever happened with this?
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Apr 3, 2008 14:01:56 GMT -6
Rate this smooth criminal!!!
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Post by NOTTHOR on Apr 3, 2008 14:13:38 GMT -6
WTF ever happened with this? Just talked to barber, haskell doesn't know the scale, but bince haskell and barber are dinner buddies now, barber might let haskell know the scale someday.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Apr 3, 2008 14:14:39 GMT -6
THIS one should qualify as pr0n!! Smokin' HAWT!!!
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Apr 3, 2008 14:18:16 GMT -6
Or how 'bout THIS lil' number? Those are some LOW hangers right there!
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Apr 3, 2008 14:21:25 GMT -6
This hottie puts her "royal" goods to use!! I wonder where she puts the remote?
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Post by idrinkthereforeiam on Apr 3, 2008 14:46:12 GMT -6
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