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Post by socal on Jan 22, 2019 6:46:05 GMT -6
Master Chief for Prez in 2020. Lots of people going to jail in 2021. Lots of shit fixed by 2023. Book it. Can I be part of your administration? Please?
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 22, 2019 8:12:01 GMT -6
Make Thunder the Chief of Staff.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 22, 2019 12:13:19 GMT -6
Stollol can be Secretary of commerce. He's got sick strip mall economics experience.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 22, 2019 12:37:20 GMT -6
I just want to run the Twitter account. People will have no clue what the hell is going on. I would liberally lean on my favorite classic movies for material as well. "Hey @paul Ryan - your wife's boyfriend is going out of town next week so you might get laid. " "Asked my chief of staff how tall Pelosi is. He said 5'3". I didn't know they stacked shit that high." And I would use it for totes random shit, too. "If you take a Tootsie Pop wrapper with an Indian shooting a star into Papa Johns, they will give you 4 free large pizzas."
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 22, 2019 12:51:29 GMT -6
I just want to run the Twitter account. People will have no clue what the hell is going on. I would liberally lean on my favorite classic movies for material as well. "Hey @paul Ryan - your wife's boyfriend is going out of town next week so you might get laid. " "Asked my chief of staff how tall Pelosi is. He said 5'3". I didn't know they stacked shit that high." And I would use it for totes random shit, too. "If you take a Tootsie Pop wrapper with an Indian shooting a star into Papa Johns, they will give you 4 free large pizzas." HIRED
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 22, 2019 13:04:54 GMT -6
I just want to run the Twitter account. People will have no clue what the hell is going on. I would liberally lean on my favorite classic movies for material as well. "Hey @paul Ryan - your wife's boyfriend is going out of town next week so you might get laid. " "Asked my chief of staff how tall Pelosi is. He said 5'3". I didn't know they stacked shit that high." And I would use it for totes random shit, too. "If you take a Tootsie Pop wrapper with an Indian shooting a star into Papa Johns, they will give you 4 free large pizzas." HIRED I would be so fucking good at that job. Christmas morning - Uploads pictures of new couch: "Hey @hillary, we just got a new couch in the Oval Office. Since you ain't in here, can you ask your husband if he will stop by and test its viability as a casting couch?" "Attention to everyone who tweeted indignation at Starbucks for having the audacity to eject a homeless looking guy from their store, if you print out 3 tweets of your indignation dated before today and present them at your local Starbucks, you can get a FREE DRINK OF YOUR CHOICE. #REPARATIONS" "If you were offended by the Gillette ad, @p&G wants to make it right. Mail an empty 128 ounce Tide container to their headquarters in Cincinnati and they'll refill your Tide bottle AND send you a 16 pack of Gillette Fusion blades." "Hey @mitchmcconnell, if you want to land guys on Grindr, you should use a picture from when you were younger and photoshop out the turtle face. #JustTrying2Help" I would interject the office of the President into every single internet pissing match with promises of free goods and shit all over every member of Congress.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 22, 2019 13:29:58 GMT -6
"Hey @foxsports, if I hear Joe Buck call another sporting event, I will use my Commander in Chief powers to hold emergency press conferences during every game he is scheduled to call, commandeer your signal, and have Beth Mowins read War and Peace cover to fucking cover. Am I clear?"
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 22, 2019 14:09:10 GMT -6
"Dear @skittles, I had a handful of your product today and someone seems to have replaced the classic lime green flavor with some form of synthesized shit. Plz advz."
Shit like this would truly make Master Chief "The People's President."
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 22, 2019 14:23:58 GMT -6
"Dear @skittles, I had a handful of your product today and someone seems to have replaced the classic lime green flavor with some form of synthesized shit. Plz advz." Shit like this would truly make Master Chief "The People's President." Please also do something about fucking Starburst's "tropical" offerings. WHAT THE FUCK.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 22, 2019 14:35:59 GMT -6
"Dear @skittles, I had a handful of your product today and someone seems to have replaced the classic lime green flavor with some form of synthesized shit. Plz advz." Shit like this would truly make Master Chief "The People's President." Please also do something about fucking Starburst's "tropical" offerings. WHAT THE FUCK. "@starburst - I am going to sign an executive order tomorrow banning the sale of all square shaped candy primarily comprised of high fructose corn syrup unless you get rid of the fucking tropical shit. 1/3" "My chief of staff had a yellow starburst yesterday and nearly collapsed in disgust when it was flavored with alpaca vomit rather than the lemon flavor he was expecting. 2/3" "This administration will not stand for (sorry for the pun Christopher Reeve) your duplicity any longer. Have your lawyer call my lawyer to discuss ASAP. 3/3"
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jan 22, 2019 15:57:48 GMT -6
Please also do something about fucking Starburst's "tropical" offerings. WHAT THE FUCK. "@starburst - I am going to sign an executive order tomorrow banning the sale of all square shaped candy primarily comprised of high fructose corn syrup unless you get rid of the fucking tropical shit. 1/3" "My chief of staff had a yellow starburst yesterday and nearly collapsed in disgust when it was flavored with alpaca vomit rather than the lemon flavor he was expecting. 2/3" "This administration will not stand for (sorry for the pun Christopher Reeve) your duplicity any longer. Have your lawyer call my lawyer to discuss ASAP. 3/3" Is there a secretary for the department of milf porn?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 22, 2019 16:06:38 GMT -6
"@starburst - I am going to sign an executive order tomorrow banning the sale of all square shaped candy primarily comprised of high fructose corn syrup unless you get rid of the fucking tropical shit. 1/3" "My chief of staff had a yellow starburst yesterday and nearly collapsed in disgust when it was flavored with alpaca vomit rather than the lemon flavor he was expecting. 2/3" "This administration will not stand for (sorry for the pun Christopher Reeve) your duplicity any longer. Have your lawyer call my lawyer to discuss ASAP. 3/3" Is there a secretary for the department of milf porn? I just run the twitter account, pal. You'd have to ask the big man. I would give Brazzers a shout out, though. Veterans Day - "@brazzers - many Americans have the day off today thanks to the sacrifices of our fine veterans. We thank you for keeping your servers up and running on days like today." Then I would post like 9 pics of chicks in American flag bikinis with guns.
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Post by egadsto on Jan 22, 2019 16:30:11 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 22, 2019 18:28:36 GMT -6
Reading time. Makes me wonder now if that release on Saturday was directed by big dong toilet grifter.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 22, 2019 19:16:05 GMT -6
Reading time. Makes me wonder now if that release on Saturday was directed by big dong toilet grifter. That's very interesting. Having crank monkeyed corp docs for a long time, that LOI looks legit or like a helluva forgery and it is in line with what I heard of Drumpfhitler licensing his name to projects and not being the actual developer. I don't exactly follow the logic of "Drumpfhitler had signed an LOI in Russia and that is collusion," but it is interesting that they got that document. I wonder if the FBI took it from Cohen in the raid and Mueller has a leak on his hands. I'm also not sure I follow the bribe to Putin for the penthouse, either. I mean, I get it, someone was going to grease someone, but with Drumpfhitler going in there licensing his name, I doubt it was a US person doing the greasing. Cohen strikes me as a stupid son of a bitch, but he couldn't be so dumb as to have never heard of the FCPA. This is a very interesting reveal, but all that it creates for me is questions. There's a metric fuckton of evidence to get from that to "DRUMPFHITLER IS IN PUTIN'S POCKET!!!1111!!!" But of course, no one will be able to prove that, so they'll go for an obstruction charge. Put convicted felon Cohen up there and have him say "Drumpf told me not to disclose his Russia project" and then hope like hell (a) it is admissible, (b) it is believable and (c) it is actually a crime. While I like Trump, I sure as fuck wouldn't want him as a client. Ultimately, the thing is a non-binding LOI, and I've done a hundred of 'em. If a party opposite me on a transaction claims "we got a deal" on one, I immediately set the record straight and say "like hell we do" and so even if Trump was directly asked if he had a deal to build a building in Russia, based on that LOI, he does not. It's technical legal shit and I don't expect any of y'all 'cept Thundah to get it. The thing about Trump is he's the kind of client who understands about 23% of what you tell him and that can lead to a bad spot. Anyway, thanks for the link. I always wondered what kind of vig he got for his name on buildings.
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Post by livingintheusa on Jan 22, 2019 21:08:37 GMT -6
Stollol can be Secretary of commerce. He's got sick strip mall economics experience. If he had a voice. Or a good long ball.
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Post by socal on Jan 23, 2019 8:43:48 GMT -6
Reading time. Makes me wonder now if that release on Saturday was directed by big dong toilet grifter. That's very interesting. Having crank monkeyed corp docs for a long time, that LOI looks legit or like a helluva forgery and it is in line with what I heard of Drumpfhitler licensing his name to projects and not being the actual developer. I don't exactly follow the logic of "Drumpfhitler had signed an LOI in Russia and that is collusion," but it is interesting that they got that document. I wonder if the FBI took it from Cohen in the raid and Mueller has a leak on his hands. I'm also not sure I follow the bribe to Putin for the penthouse, either. I mean, I get it, someone was going to grease someone, but with Drumpfhitler going in there licensing his name, I doubt it was a US person doing the greasing. Cohen strikes me as a stupid son of a bitch, but he couldn't be so dumb as to have never heard of the FCPA. This is a very interesting reveal, but all that it creates for me is questions. There's a metric fuckton of evidence to get from that to "DRUMPFHITLER IS IN PUTIN'S POCKET!!!1111!!!" But of course, no one will be able to prove that, so they'll go for an obstruction charge. Put convicted felon Cohen up there and have him say "Drumpf told me not to disclose his Russia project" and then hope like hell (a) it is admissible, (b) it is believable and (c) it is actually a crime. While I like Trump, I sure as fuck wouldn't want him as a client. Ultimately, the thing is a non-binding LOI, and I've done a hundred of 'em. If a party opposite me on a transaction claims "we got a deal" on one, I immediately set the record straight and say "like hell we do" and so even if Trump was directly asked if he had a deal to build a building in Russia, based on that LOI, he does not. It's technical legal shit and I don't expect any of y'all 'cept Thundah to get it. The thing about Trump is he's the kind of client who understands about 23% of what you tell him and that can lead to a bad spot. Anyway, thanks for the link. I always wondered what kind of vig he got for his name on buildings. Include into your algorithm - that the value to Dipshit for this single deal was ~$300 Million. Which is about triple the sum total profit of all deals he had made the past 20+ years. This was his final "Big Score". So methinks he is acquiring the same via hundreds of alternate methods.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 23, 2019 10:23:34 GMT -6
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jan 23, 2019 11:09:15 GMT -6
Whar photos of hot babysitter?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 23, 2019 11:22:14 GMT -6
Whar photos of hot babysitter? Gonna need video to prove veracity of report.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 23, 2019 13:08:11 GMT -6
Wonder if the turtle will come out of his shell?
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 23, 2019 13:23:37 GMT -6
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jan 23, 2019 13:57:07 GMT -6
Hey Thunder....
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 23, 2019 14:09:07 GMT -6
Hopefully this will help kill the NRA.
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Post by egadsto on Jan 23, 2019 15:04:21 GMT -6
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