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Post by socal on Jan 23, 2019 16:55:45 GMT -6
Wonder if the turtle will come out of his shell? If was supposed to highlight the baby sitter, I missed the inference. That said, good premise... but kinda hard to bate to.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 23, 2019 18:36:26 GMT -6
Mitch is going to piss off someone still working for no pay and get himself assassinated.
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Post by socal on Jan 23, 2019 19:43:43 GMT -6
Mitch is going to piss off someone still working for no pay and get himself assassinated. This is evidence leaning that way...
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Post by Master Blaster on Jan 23, 2019 20:06:42 GMT -6
Ok- some initial appointments- Thunder - COS Social - where you want in at? Thinking FCC Chair. Ok4P - Communications
Who else is onboard and what you got for skills?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 23, 2019 20:14:52 GMT -6
Ok- some initial appointments- Thunder - COS Social - where you want in at? Thinking FCC Chair. Ok4P - Communications Who else is onboard and what you got for skills? "Attention @burgerking - only got 9 McNuggets in my 10 piece McNugget order today. Have ordered USPTO to cancel all of your registered IP rights effective immediately." "@wendy's in anticipation of some smug self-entitled prick Millennial crafting a snarky response to this, I have also preemptively cancelled yours as well."
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 23, 2019 20:37:42 GMT -6
Ok- some initial appointments- Thunder - COS Social - where you want in at? Thinking FCC Chair. Ok4P - Communications Who else is onboard and what you got for skills? Why you no appoint thunder to AG? #endthedrugwar Vintage could make a great head of EPA I better be on the NSC.....or I'll just flip out.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 23, 2019 21:25:15 GMT -6
I thought Plastix man would be great for HUD. Sideways door handles on all garages and raingardens for your outdoors showers.
Put me somewhere, I'll fuck shit up and make people fucking cry. Then I'll shit in their purse because they are all bitches. So, Attorney General, really make them pissed.
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Post by egadsto on Jan 24, 2019 6:40:29 GMT -6
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Post by socal on Jan 24, 2019 6:42:15 GMT -6
Ok- some initial appointments- Thunder - COS Social - where you want in at? Thinking FCC Chair. Ok4P - Communications Who else is onboard and what you got for skills? FCC chair would be fun, but I'd be game for any of: State, Homeland Sec, EPA, Transportation, HHS, Commerce, VA, Labor, HUD, Customs, FCC, Education, OMB, CPS, GSA, BLS, NIH, IRS, & SSA But would relish a position of a to-be-formed Department of CAE (Civic Asshole Extraction) where I work with Thunder & the remnants of good bureaucrats to extract non-functional appointees.
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Post by Ginger on Jan 24, 2019 7:55:18 GMT -6
I would like to be the secretary of education. Everybody gets hooked on phonics. Money for the wall would be diverted to schools for starters.
Otherwise I would need a job that’s good for a person that works hard but gets treated like a doormat. So... maybe Vice President.
Meandrunk should be the press secretary.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 24, 2019 8:15:06 GMT -6
I would like to be the secretary of education. Everybody gets hooked on phonics. Money for the wall would be diverted to schools for starters. Otherwise I would need a job that’s good for a person that works hard but gets treated like a doormat. So... maybe Vice President. Meandrunk should be the press secretary. Can I have daily pressers where I alternate showing up drunk or high? And will the press like it when I call them out on bullshit?
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 24, 2019 8:15:23 GMT -6
Long as we fully legalize pot and make it illegal for any election campaigning that lasts over five weeks.
Oh and term limits proportional to days actually logged working. We need to gut congresses benefits.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 24, 2019 8:21:32 GMT -6
I'll run department of Interior, along with USDA. But I still want to be on security council..
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Post by The Resistance on Jan 24, 2019 9:20:46 GMT -6
I'd appoint Chuck as Director of internal communications department(DICK).
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 24, 2019 10:03:13 GMT -6
I'd also suggest that we build a prole wall. Sorry Billy, you are on the prole side.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jan 24, 2019 10:10:39 GMT -6
Remember me talking about people who are smart enough to do a good job in government wanting no part in government? I do not seek, nor will I accept any post in master chiefs administration.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 24, 2019 10:11:28 GMT -6
Long as we fully legalize pot and make it illegal for any election campaigning that lasts over five weeks. Oh and term limits proportional to days actually logged working. We need to gut congresses benefits. Hmm, I like that 5 week rule. It would blatantly violate the First Amendment, but I wonder if the government could establish an incentive to not campaign early in order to get people to voluntarily not campaign. It ain't much of an issue down here, but man in Illinois and Iowa (especially Iowa) the fucking political ads months before elections were fucking infuriating.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 24, 2019 10:13:49 GMT -6
Remember me talking about people who are smart enough to do a good job in government wanting no part in government? I do not seek, nor will I accept any post in master chiefs administration. "Hey @sioux, I have unleashed the FBI on your ass to find a crime. So far, they have found out that you made unauthorized use of a computer device and there is a typo on one of your tax returns from 3 years ago and charges will be filed imminently. Hope you enjoy federal prison."
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Post by Ginger on Jan 24, 2019 13:35:33 GMT -6
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Post by egadsto on Jan 24, 2019 13:46:50 GMT -6
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jan 24, 2019 14:26:03 GMT -6
Remember me talking about people who are smart enough to do a good job in government wanting no part in government? I do not seek, nor will I accept any post in master chiefs administration. "Hey @sioux, I have unleashed the FBI on your ass to find a crime. So far, they have found out that you made unauthorized use of a computer device and there is a typo on one of your tax returns from 3 years ago and charges will be filed imminently. Hope you enjoy federal prison." Glad they didnt dig any deeper. Another reason not to run for public office.
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Post by TaterWanger on Jan 24, 2019 16:38:10 GMT -6
Here's How It Ends boyos. President Dipshit declares a National Emergency to snag funds for his wall. Congress then passes A continuing resolution for a few months without border wall funding. Orange Hitler claims Victory because he's got money for his wall now. Everyone with a brain understands it'll never get built because it'll be tied up in court challenges until the assholes impeached
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 24, 2019 17:02:48 GMT -6
Here's How It Ends boyos. President Dipshit declares a National Emergency to snag funds for his wall. Congress then passes A continuing resolution for a few months without border wall funding. Orange Hitler claims Victory because he's got money for his wall now. Everyone with a brain understands it'll never get built because it'll be tied up in court challenges until the assholes impeached And a District Court Judge in Hawaii overrules the SCOTUS.
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Post by TaterWanger on Jan 24, 2019 18:29:08 GMT -6
Here's How It Ends boyos. President Dipshit declares a National Emergency to snag funds for his wall. Congress then passes A continuing resolution for a few months without border wall funding. Orange Hitler claims Victory because he's got money for his wall now. Everyone with a brain understands it'll never get built because it'll be tied up in court challenges until the assholes impeached And a District Court Judge in Hawaii overrules the SCOTUS. I didnt know Sotero was a judge now and wasnt he born in Kenya anyway?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 24, 2019 18:33:15 GMT -6
And a District Court Judge in Hawaii overrules the SCOTUS. I didnt know Sotero was a judge now and wasnt he born in Kenya anyway? His name is Soetoro. Show some damned respect.
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