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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 11, 2020 7:22:02 GMT -6
We got it back at 1am. Sounds like it fucked you derecho in the pussy. I still don't have it at home. I also don't have cell service because US Cellular lost a tower. I had to drive out to Walcott just to text your wife so she knows I'm ok
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Post by TaterWanger on Aug 11, 2020 7:41:46 GMT -6
We got it back at 1am. Sounds like it fucked you derecho in the pussy. I still don't have it at home. I also don't have cell service because US Cellular lost a tower. I had to drive out to Walcott just to text your wife so she knows I'm ok Jokes on you dipshit, we've got US Cellular also so she didn't even get your text.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 11, 2020 7:48:21 GMT -6
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Post by TaterWanger on Aug 11, 2020 16:12:10 GMT -6
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Post by livingintheusa on Aug 11, 2020 18:24:44 GMT -6
We got it back at 1am. Sounds like it fucked you derecho in the pussy. I still don't have it at home. I also don't have cell service because US Cellular lost a tower. I had to drive out to Walcott just to text your wife so she knows I'm ok soo soory
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Post by Other on Aug 11, 2020 21:22:49 GMT -6
Ummm what the fuck was that bullshit storm yesterday. Teh Ghoast still doesn't have power at home Do you want to borrow my brand new generator?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 12, 2020 12:55:30 GMT -6
I have power back, but I still want the generator
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Aug 12, 2020 14:11:29 GMT -6
I estimate it will be another week until power is restored at casa de sioux. Major damage here in CR. I have been running a chain saw for 2 and a half days.
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Post by Other on Aug 12, 2020 15:29:24 GMT -6
I estimate it will be another week until power is restored at casa de sioux. Major damage here in CR. I have been running a chain saw for 2 and a half days. Yeah, CR is fucked.
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Post by egadsto on Aug 13, 2020 8:47:55 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 13, 2020 9:00:03 GMT -6
There are no good people in Newton
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Post by thunderhawk on Aug 13, 2020 11:05:39 GMT -6
I got up to 110mph on the freeway outracing this motherfucker (and 70mph down Grand fucking Avenue) and pulled into my detached garage seconds before tree limbs started to fall into my driveway. I rode it out in the fucking garage because widwomakers were falling all around me and I couldn't make a run for it to the house. It was like being chased by Godzilla or some such shit.
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Post by twinlaker on Aug 13, 2020 11:53:11 GMT -6
I got up to 110mph on the freeway outracing this motherfucker (and 70mph down Grand fucking Avenue) and pulled into my detached garage seconds before tree limbs started to fall into my driveway. I rode it out in the fucking garage because widwomakers were falling all around me and I couldn't make a run for it to the house. It was like being chased by Godzilla or some such shit. Any of those MILF neighbors of yours now widows?😜
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Post by Ginger on Aug 13, 2020 12:01:16 GMT -6
I got up to 110mph on the freeway outracing this motherfucker (and 70mph down Grand fucking Avenue) and pulled into my detached garage seconds before tree limbs started to fall into my driveway. I rode it out in the fucking garage because widwomakers were falling all around me and I couldn't make a run for it to the house. It was like being chased by Godzilla or some such shit. Any of those MILF neighbors of yours now widows?😜 You know Thunder’s been out there, sawing down trees with his shirt off and tight jorts.
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Post by Other on Aug 13, 2020 13:52:41 GMT -6
I got up to 110mph on the freeway outracing this motherfucker (and 70mph down Grand fucking Avenue) and pulled into my detached garage seconds before tree limbs started to fall into my driveway. I rode it out in the fucking garage because widwomakers were falling all around me and I couldn't make a run for it to the house. It was like being chased by Godzilla or some such shit. Any of those MILF neighbors of yours now widows?😜 Asking the important questions.
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Post by Master Blaster on Aug 14, 2020 19:48:19 GMT -6
You pussies in Iowa ok? I mean it wasn't even Cat 3 winds.
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Post by Other on Aug 15, 2020 8:58:47 GMT -6
You pussies in Iowa ok? I mean it wasn't even Cat 3 winds. You homos in Florida are the real pussies with your advanced warning of your hurricanes and appropriate building standards. Imagine if you got notice that a hurricane was going to hit you in ....... 20 minutes..
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Post by TaterWanger on Aug 15, 2020 9:41:52 GMT -6
You pussies in Iowa ok? I mean it wasn't even Cat 3 winds. Its not so much that Iowans are pussies... But our trees sure are.
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Post by Other on Aug 15, 2020 13:36:13 GMT -6
You pussies in Iowa ok? I mean it wasn't even Cat 3 winds. Its not so much that Iowans are pussies... But our trees sure are. *cries in chainsaw noises*
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Post by The Resistance on Aug 16, 2020 11:31:05 GMT -6
I estimate it will be another week until power is restored at casa de sioux. Major damage here in CR. I have been running a chain saw for 2 and a half days. Well the good thing for you at least you didn't need to borrow a pole saw or a ladder to do it.
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Post by Master Blaster on Aug 16, 2020 20:50:02 GMT -6
You pussies in Iowa ok? I mean it wasn't even Cat 3 winds. You homos in Florida are the real pussies with your advanced warning of your hurricanes and appropriate building standards. Imagine if you got notice that a hurricane was going to hit you in ....... 20 minutes.. lolololololol. I feel your pain. Seriously hope you asshats are ok and going to survive. I need my Sunday night humor section.
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Post by Other on Aug 16, 2020 22:21:55 GMT -6
You homos in Florida are the real pussies with your advanced warning of your hurricanes and appropriate building standards. Imagine if you got notice that a hurricane was going to hit you in ....... 20 minutes.. lolololololol. I feel your pain. Seriously hope you asshats are ok and going to survive. I need my Sunday night humor section. Iowa City And Coralville are largely okay though some are still without power. Cedar Rapids on the other hand....... 10 million acres of crops are down and and a shit load of the grain silos are smashed.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Aug 17, 2020 10:49:55 GMT -6
Finally got the last trees lifted off the house this morning. I have the garage roof patched, but I am going to get a pro to do the temp patching on the house roof.
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Post by Ginger on Aug 17, 2020 12:41:29 GMT -6
Finally got the last trees lifted off the house this morning. I have the garage roof patched, but I am going to get a pro to do the temp patching on the house roof. What makes you think a hooker can patch a roof?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 17, 2020 13:48:01 GMT -6
lolololololol. I feel your pain. Seriously hope you asshats are ok and going to survive. I need my Sunday night humor section. Iowa City And Coralville are largely okay though some are still without power. Cedar Rapids on the other hand....... 10 million acres of crops are down and and a shit load of the grain silos are smashed. Good! I recently learned that these grain silos are basically fucking TIME BOMBS. Good riddance
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