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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Aug 17, 2020 14:06:43 GMT -6
Iowa City And Coralville are largely okay though some are still without power. Cedar Rapids on the other hand....... 10 million acres of crops are down and and a shit load of the grain silos are smashed. Good! I recently learned that these grain silos are basically fucking TIME BOMBS. Good riddance Qanon taught me that it's the center of all midwest child trafficking.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Aug 17, 2020 14:08:29 GMT -6
Finally got the last trees lifted off the house this morning. I have the garage roof patched, but I am going to get a pro to do the temp patching on the house roof. What makes you think a hooker can patch a roof? Duh, pasties.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 17, 2020 14:17:51 GMT -6
Iowa City And Coralville are largely okay though some are still without power. Cedar Rapids on the other hand....... 10 million acres of crops are down and and a shit load of the grain silos are smashed. Good! I recently learned that these grain silos are basically fucking TIME BOMBS. Good riddance Man, you would totally be a great production head for some local news channel in Iowa. I can see it now. You have your local news advertising slots built in during some big sports event, say the Rose Bowl or the NFC title game or whatever. And you run like every ad slot you have for an upcoming program "Is there a bomb in your backyard? Tune in to KCCI Channel 8 tonight at 10 to find out more." Everyone's on pins and needles waiting for the show and then your anchor, after an 8 minute buildup, goes to the lead story, the dangers of grain elevators. People would be ready to murder your ass.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 17, 2020 15:08:52 GMT -6
Good! I recently learned that these grain silos are basically fucking TIME BOMBS. Good riddance Man, you would totally be a great production head for some local news channel in Iowa. I can see it now. You have your local news advertising slots built in during some big sports event, say the Rose Bowl or the NFC title game or whatever. And you run like every ad slot you have for an upcoming program "Is there a bomb in your backyard? Tune in to KCCI Channel 8 tonight at 10 to find out more." Everyone's on pins and needles waiting for the show and then your anchor, after an 8 minute buildup, goes to the lead story, the dangers of grain elevators. People would be ready to murder your ass. Where's the lie bitch?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 17, 2020 15:19:14 GMT -6
Man, you would totally be a great production head for some local news channel in Iowa. I can see it now. You have your local news advertising slots built in during some big sports event, say the Rose Bowl or the NFC title game or whatever. And you run like every ad slot you have for an upcoming program "Is there a bomb in your backyard? Tune in to KCCI Channel 8 tonight at 10 to find out more." Everyone's on pins and needles waiting for the show and then your anchor, after an 8 minute buildup, goes to the lead story, the dangers of grain elevators. People would be ready to murder your ass. Where's the lie bitch? There's no lie, that's the beauty of it. It's just like those ads they run in the local slot on TV that are scare pieces for shit that every reasonable adult knows. "ARE THERE DANGEROUS CHEMICALS IN YOUR HOUSE? Tune in tonight at 10 to find out more..."
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Post by TaterWanger on Aug 17, 2020 15:43:56 GMT -6
There's no lie, that's the beauty of it. It's just like those ads they run in the local slot on TV that are scare pieces for shit that every reasonable adult knows. "ARE THERE DANGEROUS CHEMICALS IN YOUR HOUSE? Tune in tonight at 10 to find out more..." Are sex toys hiding in your refrigerator? Film at 10!
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Post by Other on Aug 17, 2020 18:25:47 GMT -6
There's no lie, that's the beauty of it. It's just like those ads they run in the local slot on TV that are scare pieces for shit that every reasonable adult knows. "ARE THERE DANGEROUS CHEMICALS IN YOUR HOUSE? Tune in tonight at 10 to find out more..." Are sex toys hiding in your refrigerator? Film at 10! If you consider zucchini, beef consume, heavy whipping cream, and Tabasco to be sex toys then the answer is yes.
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Post by TaterWanger on Aug 17, 2020 19:34:13 GMT -6
Are sex toys hiding in your refrigerator? Film at 10! If you consider zucchini, beef consume, heavy whipping cream, and Tabasco to be sex toys then the answer is yes. Anything's a dildo if you are brave enough.
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Post by Logan Roy’s Bastard Son on Aug 17, 2020 20:18:11 GMT -6
If you consider zucchini, beef consume, heavy whipping cream, and Tabasco to be sex toys then the answer is yes. Anything's a dildo if you are brave enough. Do NOT Google “vagina facial.”
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Post by Other on Aug 17, 2020 20:39:13 GMT -6
If you consider zucchini, beef consume, heavy whipping cream, and Tabasco to be sex toys then the answer is yes. Anything's a dildo if you are brave enough. What about the super dome? Could the super dome be used as a dildo? Anyways since you asked beef consume enema followed by the zucchini then you’re covered in heavy whipping cream with Tobasco in your eyes. I’m outside your house now, let’s party.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 18, 2020 6:43:57 GMT -6
There's no lie, that's the beauty of it. It's just like those ads they run in the local slot on TV that are scare pieces for shit that every reasonable adult knows. "ARE THERE DANGEROUS CHEMICALS IN YOUR HOUSE? Tune in tonight at 10 to find out more..." Are sex toys hiding in your refrigerator? Film at 10! You know what, I was skeptical to put my butt plugs in the freezer. But now that I've done it, I'll never go back
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Post by egadsto on Feb 4, 2021 13:25:40 GMT -6
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 16, 2021 12:17:27 GMT -6
Welp, the Atlantic is finally hot enough to start ginning up some good storms and we got one coming tomorrow. Once the bigger tropical storms start in August, you know it's damned near time for winter up north.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 14, 2022 9:01:38 GMT -6
STORM OF THE MILLENNIUM coming through. They're not backing down, calling for 8 inches on Sunday. I'm calling bullshit. The mountains will get hammered, but no way we get 8 inches in the foothills. One model has 15 inches for Asheville, which I believe.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 14, 2022 9:48:59 GMT -6
STORM OF THE MILLENNIUM coming through. They're not backing down, calling for 8 inches on Sunday. I'm calling bullshit. The mountains will get hammered, but no way we get 8 inches in the foothills. One model has 15 inches for Asheville, which I believe. Got a friend up in the mountains in Roanoke, VA and they're expecting 15-20"
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 14, 2022 9:53:49 GMT -6
STORM OF THE MILLENNIUM coming through. They're not backing down, calling for 8 inches on Sunday. I'm calling bullshit. The mountains will get hammered, but no way we get 8 inches in the foothills. One model has 15 inches for Asheville, which I believe. Got a friend up in the mountains in Roanoke, VA and they're expecting 15-20" Yeah, I don't have any problem with those bold calls in the mountains. The problem is it doesn't really snow here. We get this sleet that may accumulate up to 2 inches and it seriously weighs about twice as much as a foot of routine fluffy Iowa snow. It's really dense. I think it would take a miraculous thundersnow storm and prolonged cold stretch for us to get 8 fucking inches. I haven't worn a coat yet this winter so I think these meteorologist broheims are barking up the wrong tree on this one, but you never know.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 14, 2022 9:58:39 GMT -6
Got a friend up in the mountains in Roanoke, VA and they're expecting 15-20" Yeah, I don't have any problem with those bold calls in the mountains. The problem is it doesn't really snow here. We get this sleet that may accumulate up to 2 inches and it seriously weighs about twice as much as a foot of routine fluffy Iowa snow. It's really dense. I think it would take a miraculous thundersnow storm and prolonged cold stretch for us to get 8 fucking inches. I haven't worn a coat yet this winter so I think these meteorologist broheims are barking up the wrong tree on this one, but you never know. Better get that boy a shovel
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 18, 2022 9:00:29 GMT -6
We got the big one. 6.5 inches at the national weather service beacon at the airport. I was the only guy on the block with a proper snow shovel and I used it to move approximately 20,000 pounds of snow and teach the kids how to play king of the mountain. It hit 39 yesterday so it's now just an ice mound. Only 4 people made it to the office today. Pussies.
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Post by Ginger on Jan 18, 2022 9:16:46 GMT -6
We got the big one. 6.5 inches at the national weather service beacon at the airport. I was the only guy on the block with a proper snow shovel and I used it to move approximately 20,000 pounds of snow and teach the kids how to play king of the mountain. It hit 39 yesterday so it's now just an ice mound. Only 4 people made it to the office today. Pussies. Snowball fights?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 18, 2022 9:30:25 GMT -6
We got the big one. 6.5 inches at the national weather service beacon at the airport. I was the only guy on the block with a proper snow shovel and I used it to move approximately 20,000 pounds of snow and teach the kids how to play king of the mountain. It hit 39 yesterday so it's now just an ice mound. Only 4 people made it to the office today. Pussies. Snowball fights? Yeah, there was one.
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Post by Ginger on Jan 18, 2022 9:38:13 GMT -6
Kids hit you in the face with one and it was over just like that, wasn’t it…
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 18, 2022 11:26:42 GMT -6
After shoveling the entire neighborhood, pard was probably firing snowballs with Jake Rudock like velocity
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Post by egadsto on Jan 18, 2022 15:43:38 GMT -6
After shoveling the entire neighborhood, pard was probably firing snowballs with Jake Rudock like velocity
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 31, 2022 21:11:36 GMT -6
Well, looks like my neck of the woods is looking to get between 8-14" of that white shit. Which means virtual school for two hell raising kids. I'm going to run out of weed.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 1, 2022 6:20:42 GMT -6
Well, looks like my neck of the woods is looking to get between 8-14" of that white shit. Which means virtual school for two hell raising kids. I'm going to run out of weed. I made a giant snow pile and still have some of it in my yard. My neighbor said he has never seen two week old snow. That fucking jet stream needs to move its ass back to having the apex over Central Iowa so my weather goes back to normal. I almost had to wear a coat on Saturday it was so fucking cold here.
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