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Post by Earl Slick on Aug 31, 2022 12:58:09 GMT -6
Today is the first day of my retirement and I just finished doing yard work. My options for this afternoon are as follows:
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Post by Earl Slick on Aug 31, 2022 12:59:06 GMT -6
Option A is no longer an option.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 31, 2022 13:07:14 GMT -6
Congrats! If the weather is good, you might as well get stoned and go play frolf. I really hate frolf because only hippies play it, but don't let that keep you from playing. When winter comes around, if you are staying in Iowa, you might as well just download the PlutoTV app and get stoned and watch 8 hours of classic Price is Right reruns.
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Post by twinlaker on Aug 31, 2022 13:30:36 GMT -6
Today is the first day of my retirement and I just finished doing yard work. My options for this afternoon are as follows: Retired at the end of 2021….. still haven’t had Covid. So here’s my typical day: sleep til 8:00am Shit, shower and shave until 9:00am Make my own glorious breakfast until 10:00am Go for a run with my dog until 11:00am Check Le Wasteland until 11:05 Fix myself a BloodyMary and sit with my dog on the deck checking the latest predictions until the orange shit stain gets shot for treason Nap about 1:00pm until 2:00 and fire up Blues, R&B and Jazz until about 6:00pm Start Weber and grill low and slow whatever I feel like Walk dog about 8:00pm Get shut down by the Mrs. about 9:00pm Rinse and repeat tomorrow…. Never been happier and more relaxed Retirement…. I highly recommend it! 😀 |
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Post by Earl Slick on Aug 31, 2022 13:46:42 GMT -6
Congrats! If the weather is good, you might as well get stoned and go play frolf. I really hate frolf because only hippies play it, but don't let that keep you from playing. When winter comes around, if you are staying in Iowa, you might as well just download the PlutoTV app and get stoned and watch 8 hours of classic Price is Right reruns. Thats all great advice! I’m pretty sure I have Pluto as one of the streaming channels on the awesome smart tv i bought at Best Buy on Black Friday. But I’m planni g on getting a set of Innova GStar’s and playing disc golf throughout the winter so Barker’s beauties will have to live on in the pages of whatever Penthouse issue that was. I don’t remember which month/year that issue was but I do remember it had a story in Forum that was set in a small midwestern university. Seems like someone got lucky in the story but I can’t recall the details. |
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Post by Earl Slick on Aug 31, 2022 13:49:19 GMT -6
Today is the first day of my retirement and I just finished doing yard work. My options for this afternoon are as follows: Retired at the end of 2021….. still haven’t had Covid. So here’s my typical day: sleep til 8:00am Shit, shower and shave until 9:00am Make my own glorious breakfast until 10:00am Go for a run with my dog until 11:00am Check Le Wasteland until 11:05 Fix myself a BloodyMary and sit with my dog on the deck checking the latest predictions until the orange shit stain gets shot for treason Nap about 1:00pm until 2:00 and fire up Blues, R&B and Jazz until about 6:00pm Start Weber and grill low and slow whatever I feel like Walk dog about 8:00pm Get shut down by the Mrs. about 9:00pm Rinse and return tomorrow…. Never been happier and more relaxed Retirement…. I highly recommend it! 😀 This morning I woke at 4 a.m. out of habit, drank some coffee until 6 then took a nap until 10. Think I’m going to like retirement just fine. |
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Post by kirksfupa on Aug 31, 2022 14:45:28 GMT -6
Take some mushrooms and trip out.
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Post by Earl Slick on Aug 31, 2022 14:57:51 GMT -6
Take some mushrooms and trip out. Score me some and I will |
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Post by kirksfupa on Aug 31, 2022 15:27:12 GMT -6
Take some mushrooms and trip out. Score me some and I will I can find some around Ames. |
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Post by LansingHawk on Aug 31, 2022 19:16:23 GMT -6
Today is the first day of my retirement and I just finished doing yard work. My options for this afternoon are as follows: Retired at the end of 2021….. still haven’t had Covid. So here’s my typical day: sleep til 8:00am Shit, shower and shave until 9:00am Make my own glorious breakfast until 10:00am Go for a run with my dog until 11:00am Check Le Wasteland until 11:05 Fix myself a BloodyMary and sit with my dog on the deck checking the latest predictions until the orange shit stain gets shot for treason Nap about 1:00pm until 2:00 and fire up Blues, R&B and Jazz until about 6:00pm Start Weber and grill low and slow whatever I feel like Walk dog about 8:00pm Get shut down by the Mrs. about 9:00pm Rinse and repeat tomorrow…. Never been happier and more relaxed Retirement…. I highly recommend it! 😀 Very similar here, other than getting fishing in there instead of running and the bloody mary. Drop the first G&T about 3:00, fire up the grill about 5:30. But, yes, I would also highly recommend retirement. |
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Sept 1, 2022 12:37:51 GMT -6
I am eager to try the retirement, but I am at least a year away.
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Post by egadsto on Sept 2, 2022 10:56:10 GMT -6
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Post by NOTTHOR on Sept 2, 2022 12:40:47 GMT -6
I am eager to try the retirement, but I am at least a year away. I'll probably die within a month of whatever I schedule as my retirement date. My wife will be rich as hell, though. |
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Post by Stan's Field on Sept 8, 2022 14:49:40 GMT -6
The answer is always tha babysitter.
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Post by Other on Sept 8, 2022 15:14:40 GMT -6
I am eager to try the retirement, but I am at least a year away. I'll probably die within a month of whatever I schedule as my retirement date. My wife will be rich as hell, though. Can I get an approximate date on that retirement? I'm kinda into Korean chicks. |
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Post by Ginger on Sept 8, 2022 15:42:32 GMT -6
I'll probably die within a month of whatever I schedule as my retirement date. My wife will be rich as hell, though. Can I get an approximate date on that retirement? I'm kinda into Korean chicks.  |
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