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Post by hawkeyedug on Nov 29, 2008 18:13:50 GMT -6
from Portillo's
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Post by germaine on Nov 29, 2008 19:35:16 GMT -6
I tried a red velvet cake from Hamburg Inn...that was pretty good. I'm not so sure there was frosting in there, though. I think I'd rather have a chocolate malt. Malts are so good.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 1, 2008 8:53:49 GMT -6
The CCS is the official shake-like product of the Wasteland. My order from Portillo's is always the same, jumbo chili dog loaded, doublecheeseburger loaded, large CCS and a DIET Coke (I don't need all the empty calories of a regular Coke). The biggest problem with the CCS is brainfreeze, it's so good, you have to drink it really fast.
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 1, 2008 10:51:33 GMT -6
Damn. I was certain that we were going to be treated to the most recent disgusting sexual fetish.
But no. Denied.
You drank my milkshake. You drank it up. Fucking drainage.
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Post by hawkeyedug on Dec 1, 2008 15:50:40 GMT -6
The CCS is the official shake-like product of the Wasteland. My order from Portillo's is always the same, jumbo chili dog loaded, doublecheeseburger loaded, large CCS and a DIET Coke (I don't need all the empty calories of a regular Coke). The biggest problem with the CCS is brainfreeze, it's so good, you have to drink it really fast. I don't buy it. The smaller CCS is pretty big. Brain freeze is not a problem for me, that thing was so thick that you have to suck on the straw so hard it crumples on itself. There is no way you could put down a large CCS, double cheese and a jumbo chili dog. I'm a larger man than you and I don't think I could do it. I take that back, you could, but I don't know that you would live. I'm sure your heart hurts afterwards, mine does thinking about it.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 1, 2008 16:20:47 GMT -6
The CCS is the official shake-like product of the Wasteland. My order from Portillo's is always the same, jumbo chili dog loaded, doublecheeseburger loaded, large CCS and a DIET Coke (I don't need all the empty calories of a regular Coke). The biggest problem with the CCS is brainfreeze, it's so good, you have to drink it really fast. I don't buy it. The smaller CCS is pretty big. Brain freeze is not a problem for me, that thing was so thick that you have to suck on the straw so hard it crumples on itself. There is no way you could put down a large CCS, double cheese and a jumbo chili dog. I'm a larger man than you and I don't think I could do it. I take that back, you could, but I don't know that you would live. I'm sure your heart hurts afterwards, mine does thinking about it. Only a rookie would try to take down a whole CCS with a straw. Pop the top and drink it, you would need a reinforced Slurpee straw to get a CCS down without blowing a blood vessel in your brain. It's not the thickness of the shake that causes the collapsing, it's the giant chunks of chocalate cake goodness. If you don't think I can take down a double, jumbo chili and a large CCS, hit me up the next time you're around*. *It will have to be after I have a root canal though, I had a cavity filled a few weeks ago and the assclown dug way too deep and now I can't even eat one bite of refrigerated yogurt or drink one sip of cold beer without almost crying.
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Post by idrinkthereforeiam on Dec 2, 2008 10:24:39 GMT -6
The CCS is the official shake-like product of the Wasteland. My order from Portillo's is always the same, jumbo chili dog loaded, doublecheeseburger loaded, large CCS and a DIET Coke (I don't need all the empty calories of a regular Coke). The biggest problem with the CCS is brainfreeze, it's so good, you have to drink it really fast. I fucking loved this post. Good stuff.
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