FYI for you 9-5 folks There is life after midight

[iagirl223]

You guys need to start drinking espresso. I'm assuming Travis and Justin are fast asleep. BTW Justin, we need to talk. 'I'm just sayin'....and don't even think about blowing off your Saturday class mister!

BTR, bince you don't live among the poors I think you should pony up for an "Official" Wasteland camera so those of us who do live among the poors can better appreciate your 'champaign and cavier dreams' lifestyle.

I would also appreciate a 24/7 camera crew following Travis and Justin. I'm a little worried about young Justin at the moment but I would love to watch the the trainwreck just the same. now that Iowa is out of the tourney loop.

BTW I am a huge fan of the ever changing ads on this site. My favorite (after the Gillette ads) was the "Meet hot singles in your zip code." lol My zip code is probably 2 sq. miles and I already know both of those guys and they don't meet the criteria.

FWI - kshawk I also thought the ad was for BWW.

[idrinkthereforeiam]

I was up watching the Lobos lose to the Utes.

[The Bluzmn]

My alarm goes off at 7:00. I am lucky I can stay up late enough to watch The Daily Show from 11:00 - 11:30.

[Justhawks17]

What did I do? LOL

[NOTTHOR]

For the record, my life has nothing to do with "champaign." Champaign is a shitty town in East Central Illinois. Nor does my life have anything to do with Champagne, as it is a product from a country that I categorically refuse to do business with.

[TBELL]

I was fast asleep at midnight last night, which is VERY unusual for me, although I was tossing and turning around the time you made this post Iagirl. I should have gotten up and kept you company. You should have been at "The Game" in Urbandale for the game (if that made sense) yesterday. All Justin could talk about was how he wanted to motorboat this waitress. I told him he needed to calm down, but it was too late. To many glasses of Pepsi I think. Next time I'm around him, I'll try to keep him under control, especially if he still wants to go to the movies with your daughter, with you sitting between them of course .

[barber]

bigtimeralph said:

For the record, my life has nothing to do with "champaign." Champaign is a shitty town in East Central Illinois. Nor does my life have anything to do with Champagne, as it is a product from a country that I categorically refuse to do business with.

See this is exactly the type of post that makes BTR's act so funny. He not only slams iagirl and Illinois, but he also manages to lump them in with the surrendermonkies from Europe.

Nice work BTR. Funny stuff.

[MoHawk]

barber said:

bigtimeralph said:

For the record, my life has nothing to do with "champaign." Champaign is a shitty town in East Central Illinois. Nor does my life have anything to do with Champagne, as it is a product from a country that I categorically refuse to do business with.

See this is exactly the type of post that makes BTR's act so funny. He not only slams iagirl and Illinois, but he also manages to lump them in with the surrendermonkies from Europe.

Nice work BTR. Funny stuff.

Surrender Monkeys can be found in the US as well:

[Justhawks17]

travis5971 said:

I was fast asleep at midnight last night, which is VERY unusual for me, although I was tossing and turning around the time you made this post Iagirl. I should have gotten up and kept you company. You should have been at "The Game" in Urbandale for the game (if that made sense) yesterday. All Justin could talk about was how he wanted to motorboat this waitress. I told him he needed to calm down, but it was too late. To many glasses of Pepsi I think. Next time I'm around him, I'll try to keep him under control, especially if he still wants to go to the movies with your daughter, with you sitting between them of course .

You wanted to "motorboat" the chick as well dammit. I needed something to keep my mind off the game. LOL

[iagirl223]

BTR I made a spelling error. I apoligize. If this is a bannishable offense than so be it. Smite me until hell freezes over if you must.
FYI - Don't link me to the sorry state you live in. YOU reside there not me. For the record I drove thru the city of Champaign many years ago with my family. We rolled our windows up and held our breath the entire time. I am Illini free since '83.

As far as champagne goes, I do enjoy the $12.99 bottle of Martini and Rosi Asti Spumati a couple times a year. If I'm a 'poor' for that reason then so be it. FYI I was out with friends last night watching BB and I did substitute green beans for French Fries. Is that karma worthy? Who knows.


Travis - just keep an eye on Justin. He was a gentle newborn Hawk fan on HN. I enjoyed watching him progress slowly. I want him to enjoy his newfound freedom (safely of course) and FYI both of you young men need to take care of your 'motorboating' obsessions. I hate to break the news to you guys but there is a hell of alot of life that happens after the motoring. I'm just sayin' Love, Mom

[Justhawks17]

So was that the "talk" that you said we needed to have? LOL

[iagirl223]

Sadly Justin I'm not even sure myself. You've been talking about titties and ass on here. I'm still trying to get over the shock You are not even old enough drink for crying out loud.

I'm gonna say no.....this isn't the talk I imagined. I have to entertain the possibility that BTR's Wasteland is going to suck the life out of you and spit you out somewhere between the Oregon Ducks and the Wyoming Cowpokies.

As my mom used to say "Watch your P's and Q's!" I still have no idea what that means although I'm guessing it has nothing to do with the sport of motorboating.

[Justhawks17]

LOL.
Corrupted?

[TBELL]

For the record, Justin was the one wanting to motorboat. He's just trying to make it sound like I did to take the pressure off of him. BTW Justin, your hottie waitress was working in there tonight, but she was on the opposite end of the bar from me, so I couldn't help you out.

[Justhawks17]

DAMN. Well shit. DAMN.