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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 16, 2008 21:50:10 GMT -6
Anybody ever stained a shirt? I was wearing a white Brooks Bros shirt with blue and green stripes on it. I got it for Christmas and had worn it about 5 times or so.
Entourage had 4 tickets to the Bulls game on Friday night. Me and barber rolled with him to the game ('tourage gave us the tix for free, otherwise I wouldn't have gone).
Anywho, me and barber roll in, grab some drinks and a couple of pork sammiches smothered in bbq sauce. I dropped what barber claims to be "6 ounces of meat" right down the front of that nice white shirt. It was a fucking disaster. There was about a 3 inch radius of BBQ sauce on my belly all night. It was so bad that these drunk motherfuckers on the bus on the way back asked me if I was okay. I saw a dude I used to work with who was from Vinton who quit our firm about a year ago. He was sitting 20 feet away from me and we were yelling "What's up?" "How's it going?" etc. on the bus. Then, he asks "what the hell happened to your shirt?"
barber got a picture of it but we have to figure out how to transfer it over to internets worthy picture.
Oh yeah, we went to the Beag and stayed there til about 1. I rolled home and took off the shirt and crashed. When I woke up the next morning, Ma looked at my undershirt that I had worn to bed and asked what the stain was. It was so bad that it stained the shit out of my undershirt, too.
Anybody ever effed up a shirt with anything?
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Post by kshawkesq on Mar 16, 2008 22:20:55 GMT -6
I bled all over a shirt I got at Nordstroms the day before. I was driving to Court at the time. I solved the problem by going to the nearest Target and buying some of these:  |
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on Mar 17, 2008 5:55:58 GMT -6
Oxyclean.
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Post by The Bluzmn on Mar 17, 2008 6:31:55 GMT -6
It was my first week as a summer associate at the firm I ended up working for and I was, of course, wearing a freshly laundered and pressed white shirt. I was going to our SA meeting and decided to take the spiral staircase between floors with a full cup of coffee (a mistake I never repeated). My feet slipped out from underneath me and I slid down the steps on my ass, spilling the entire cup of coffee down the front of my shirt and trashing my tie in the process. I could not have gotten better shirt coverage if I tried. To top if off, this happened about 8:30 in the morning so I hid in my office until I could get home at lunch to change.
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Post by 101 on Mar 17, 2008 6:39:47 GMT -6
BTR...I learned proper table manners from my folks growing up. If you missed out on those lessons, might I recommend you read the following book. I'm sure you can pick up a few pointers here.  bince you're not one of the "poors" I would suggest you write this off as a business expense (I'm sure you'll find a way to do so). Then drop by Brooks Brothers and pick-up a new shirt. While you are out and about, stop by Babies R US and pick up a bib. That should prevent future occurrences of this embarrassing situation for you. Good lord....you probably were walking around the arena looking something like this. How embarrassing.   |
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Post by BlckKnghtHwk on Mar 17, 2008 8:14:23 GMT -6
Ohhhhhhhhh...SHIRT stains. I was expecting another epic thread. Count me disappointed.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 17, 2008 19:02:34 GMT -6
Alright douche, I'll count you disappointed. I apologize the shirt stain story didn't start with "My boyfriend wanted to get busy but we didn't have time to take my shirt off" or whatever other homoerotic tale you were hoping for.
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Post by socal on Mar 18, 2008 8:32:41 GMT -6
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Post by Earl on Mar 18, 2008 10:15:26 GMT -6
A couple of years ago we had a rookie teacher hired into the district that had a stain problem. The first day of school the admins buy various rolls and such for the staff for breakfast. The newbie took a big bite out of his second roll only to find that filled with that red jelly whereas the first one had none. He also had pointed the hole, via which they are filled, squarely at his brand-new teacher clothes. He spent the remainder of the day explaining the massive red marks all over his front to his new co-workers.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Mar 18, 2008 10:19:25 GMT -6
A couple of years ago we had a rookie teacher hired into the district that had a stain problem. The first day of school the admins buy various rolls and such for the staff for breakfast. The newbie took a big bite out of his second roll only to find that filled with that red jelly whereas the first one had none. He also had pointed the hole, via which they are filled, squarely at his brand-new teacher clothes. He spent the remainder of the day explaining the massive red marks all over his front to his new co-workers. That's what you get for being a "donut hog".  |
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Post by hawkinlimbo on Mar 18, 2008 10:46:48 GMT -6
Nothing constructive to add, but I'm pretty sure I was called a hippie frenchy for calling someone a "douche" over on that other board a while back. |
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Post by BlckKnghtHwk on Mar 18, 2008 11:36:27 GMT -6
Alright douche, I'll count you disappointed. I apologize the shirt stain story didn't start with "My boyfriend wanted to get busy but we didn't have time to take my shirt off" or whatever other homoerotic tale you were hoping for. Yikes...way to take that the complete wrong way. Take one letter out of the word SHIRT and you will find the humor and will also get the 'epic thread' comment... Figure it out yet? |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 18, 2008 12:19:38 GMT -6
Sorry - some asshat has been pissing and moaning about the quality of threads on the board. I was hoping to start a flame war with you. I will not ban you for talking shit, in fact, I encourage it.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Mar 18, 2008 12:29:15 GMT -6
Sorry - some asshat has been pissing and moaning about the quality of threads on the board. I was hoping to start a flame war with you. I will not ban you for talking shit, in fact, I encourage it. In that case.... where the phuck have you been lately, Ralph? Jamming with the hippies in a van by the lake? Reciting poetry at the Beagle? You start up this great board and then go AWOL for days at a time! I need my daily dose of cougar/shit/poors and barber stories!! Tell work to screw off! You've got priorities, man!  |
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