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Post by Solar Stud on Mar 28, 2008 12:40:23 GMT -6
Going Commando = guys not wearing undies under their pants.
Also known as Low Ballin or Free Ballin.
Pro's = gives a different feel to the junk, during a slow dance you can really show the girl how you feel, saves on washing, puts one closer in touch to nature.
Con's = wood is not hideable, you risk leaving dribble spots after taking a whizzer, the girl really knows how you feel during a slow dance, getting the frank n beans stuck in the ol zipper.
So, ever gone Commando? When and why? Any stories?
What says ye?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 28, 2008 12:47:37 GMT -6
I think we had a coupla pant crappers who've done it. Another con is the juicy fart. If you're already commando, you could get seepage. You also lose the opportunity to switch it up to commando, as you are already commando. It ain't even close, the cons far outweigh the pros. End of discussion.
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on Mar 28, 2008 12:59:47 GMT -6
I really don't see any pros to it myself. Saving on washing is a moot point since the washing machine is still going to use the same amount of water whether you put your drawers in or not (I doubt a week's worth of drawers will make a difference in water usage unless you have a lot of crapping your pants issues).
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Post by Solar Stud on Mar 28, 2008 13:03:32 GMT -6
I really don't see any pros to it myself. Saving on washing is a moot point bince the washing machine is still going to use the same amount of water whether you put your drawers in or not (I doubt a week's worth of drawers will make a difference in water usage unless you have a lot of crapping your pants issues). How about...no panty lines? No undie creep into your crack? Room for a sock when you're trying to plus-up your junk rating to chicks?
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Post by MoHawk on Mar 28, 2008 13:06:28 GMT -6
I would think that washing would actually INCREASE if you go commando as you'd be forced to wash your jeans after each individual use...much like your underwear.
Currently, I can get 2-3 days wear out of each individual use of jeans...thereby cutting down on washing.
Boxers are MUCH easier to wash than jeans as there isn't as much material to them, nor is that material near as "heavy duty" so to speak.
Also, if my wood were to have just a thin layer of gaberdine between it and the kindergarten teacher, well, let's just say there'd be a new entry on Urban Dictionary of getting "MoHawk'd"
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on Mar 28, 2008 13:08:24 GMT -6
I really don't see any pros to it myself. Saving on washing is a moot point bince the washing machine is still going to use the same amount of water whether you put your drawers in or not (I doubt a week's worth of drawers will make a difference in water usage unless you have a lot of crapping your pants issues). How about...no panty lines? No undie creep into your crack? Room for a sock when you're trying to plus-up your junk rating to chicks? I don't wear pants tight enough to worry about panty lines. The creep-in-the-crack can get annoying but it doesn't happen often enough to warrant going commando. And they call me The Wood for a reason.
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Post by hawkeyedug on Mar 28, 2008 13:09:49 GMT -6
If you choose to go commando you need to be wary of your junk rubbing against your zipper. That does not sound pleasant.
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Post by Solar Stud on Mar 28, 2008 13:23:23 GMT -6
If you choose to go commando you need to be wary of your junk rubbing against your zipper. That does not sound pleasant. Laff...actually...it's the male equivalent to some chicks who walk around all day with a little tiny vibrator going.....
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Post by 101 on Mar 28, 2008 13:26:37 GMT -6
Well, someone has to be the first to admit it I guess. In the summer, when it's hot and I'm just hanging around the house, I've absolutely done it. Outside shorts and nothing under them. It helps keep my junk "cool" in the warm weather.
I don't have a problem crapping my pants so that's a non-issue for me and I'm not out in public so if wood happens, then it happens. Not a problem.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Mar 28, 2008 13:27:17 GMT -6
Pubes in the zipper is a con.
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Post by 101 on Mar 28, 2008 13:27:52 GMT -6
That's why it's best under sweats. No zipper, no worries.
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Post by Stukat on Mar 28, 2008 13:35:51 GMT -6
I go comando about 2 or 3 times a month. Its an enjoyable change, a nice free feeling. Mostly i go comando when i am out of comfortable clean boxers and dont want the riding factor of the uncomfortable ones. When/If you Shart its going to be trouble though as it is a direct line from your ass to the denim and visable seepage will occur.
Which is bad.
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Post by 101 on Mar 28, 2008 13:40:55 GMT -6
Those who have bowel control problem might want to reconsider before going commando.
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Post by Solar Stud on Mar 28, 2008 13:41:51 GMT -6
C'mon you closet-commando woosies....if you profess on here you've never gone Low Ballin, we all know you're a lying sum-beatch.
I do it in the summer as well. Depends on the situation.
Sometimes though ball sweat can be detectable.
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Post by 101 on Mar 28, 2008 13:51:49 GMT -6
Exactly Seth. At least some of us have the balls to actually admit that we've done, or do it on occasion.
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Post by socal on Mar 28, 2008 14:00:24 GMT -6
When I walk in the house I put on a pair of "woobies". Basically a pair of comfortable athletic shorts.
This keeps my work crap from getting stains / torn when I play with the kids.
Up to about a year ago, the woobies were my only protection. Indoors, mowing the lawn, going to the grocery store, etc.
Until...
My daughter turned 5 and my son turned 2. Wrestling with them increasingly pulled up- or pulled down my shorts. So I started keeping the underwear on until they went to bed - less I traumatize them.
I've resigned myself to wearing underwear most of the time - unless there is an urgent "mission" where the 5 seconds of underwear implementation would cause failure...
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Post by MoHawk on Mar 28, 2008 14:02:04 GMT -6
I can honestly say I've never done it when going "out" or to the office, or to school.
I've done it, perhaps 2-3 or so times on a Saturday morning when running to the grocery store. Outside of that...I remain safely veiled from the world.
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Post by socal on Mar 28, 2008 14:17:32 GMT -6
I can honestly say I've never done it when going "out" or to the office, or to school. I've done it, perhaps 2-3 or so times on a Saturday morning when running to the grocery store. Outside of that...I remain safely veiled from the world. OH Snap!!! You reminded me of my most (in)famous commando episode. In 91 or 92 I got so drunk off my ass I kept dropping / spilling pitchers at a bar... and was thrown out. I was quite indignant about them not being able to throw me out --- because I wasn't yet 21, and they shouldn't have been serving me alcohol / were illegal themselves. So I patiently waited on the sidewalk 15 minutes for the police to arrive. ........At the Johnson County lockup I blew a .37 and was going to go home free - as I had some relatives on various local police forces, and one of them arrived to take me home. I insisted my rights were violated & the bar should be closed... yadda yadda, I opted out of going home. So they ask me to strip. I've got my commando gear on under my shorts - I awoke the next morning in the cell wearing my full bar gear from the night before (no jumpsuit), still drunk off my ass - having to walk to the courthouse for my 2 minute public intox fine. So I can say I've been to jail & before a judge whilst commando. I'm pretty sure that was my last time being drunk.
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Post by MoHawk on Mar 28, 2008 15:58:56 GMT -6
I can honestly say I've never done it when going "out" or to the office, or to school. I've done it, perhaps 2-3 or so times on a Saturday morning when running to the grocery store. Outside of that...I remain safely veiled from the world. OH Snap!!! You reminded me of my most (in)famous commando episode. In 91 or 92 I got so drunk off my ass I kept dropping / spilling pitchers at a bar... and was thrown out. I was quite indignant about them not being able to throw me out --- because I wasn't yet 21, and they shouldn't have been serving me alcohol / were illegal themselves. So I patiently waited on the sidewalk 15 minutes for the police to arrive. ........At the Johnson County lockup I blew a .37 and was going to go home free - as I had some relatives on various local police forces, and one of them arrived to take me home. I insisted my rights were violated & the bar should be closed... yadda yadda, I opted out of going home. So they ask me to strip. I've got my commando gear on under my shorts - I awoke the next morning in the cell wearing my full bar gear from the night before (no jumpsuit), still drunk off my ass - having to walk to the courthouse for my 2 minute public intox fine. So I can say I've been to jail & before a judge whilst commando. I'm pretty sure that was my last time being drunk. Best. Story. Ever.
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Post by DowntownMplsHAWK on Mar 28, 2008 20:00:36 GMT -6
Freeballin's for lazy weekends and hot weather...something quite liberating to go commando (only on occasion for me).
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 28, 2008 20:28:12 GMT -6
I can honestly say I've never done it when going "out" or to the office, or to school. I've done it, perhaps 2-3 or so times on a Saturday morning when running to the grocery store. Outside of that...I remain safely veiled from the world. OH Snap!!! You reminded me of my most (in)famous commando episode. In 91 or 92 I got so drunk off my ass I kept dropping / spilling pitchers at a bar... and was thrown out. I was quite indignant about them not being able to throw me out --- because I wasn't yet 21, and they shouldn't have been serving me alcohol / were illegal themselves. So I patiently waited on the sidewalk 15 minutes for the police to arrive. ........At the Johnson County lockup I blew a .37 and was going to go home free - as I had some relatives on various local police forces, and one of them arrived to take me home. I insisted my rights were violated & the bar should be closed... yadda yadda, I opted out of going home. So they ask me to strip. I've got my commando gear on under my shorts - I awoke the next morning in the cell wearing my full bar gear from the night before (no jumpsuit), still drunk off my ass - having to walk to the courthouse for my 2 minute public intox fine. So I can say I've been to jail & before a judge whilst commando. I'm pretty sure that was my last time being drunk. Well socal, if you weren't 21 the last time you were drunk, one can only assume that you've never copped a buzz off a nice bottle o' wine or a fancy Scotch. You should try it sometime under professional supervision. You might like it, and the price of doing it will dissuade you from doing it except on special occassions.
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Post by socal on Mar 28, 2008 20:48:41 GMT -6
Well socal, if you weren't 21 the last time you were drunk, one can only assume that you've never copped a buzz off a nice bottle o' wine or a fancy Scotch. You should try it sometime under professional supervision. You might like it, and the price of doing it will dissuade you from doing it except on special occassions. To the contrary... When I turned 18, I got a trust fund. I had no frigging clue what to do with it, so I read up on wines. I found out I could befriend a few local liquor store owners by shopping for high $ bottles of wine & shooting the shit about them as investments. Which I did invest a few grand in... at the start. So after all the employees saw the owners/managers themselves selling to this 18 year old kid, they did too. ----- And that's what quickly led me to my $300/week hard alcohol problem that I mostly stopped around age 20. If you ask me an alcohol (except the kinds concocted bince 92), I would bet you that I downed a complete bottle - and likely got sick from it... making me vow to never drink it again. And mind you... I do still drink. It's just that I haven't been drunk since then.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 29, 2008 8:27:02 GMT -6
socal, the mouth of the left, is a trust fund baby? I guess it fits the mold, get a big trust fund, all income is interest, dividends and long term capital gains that aren't subject to payroll taxes, tax the hell out of the "rich" who are poor middle class saps like me and keep a little more for yourself while ranting about income inequality and the plight of the poor. It happens to many scions of wealthy families, you're in good company.
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Post by socal on Mar 29, 2008 9:10:12 GMT -6
socal, the mouth of the left, is a trust fund baby? I guess it fits the mold, get a big trust fund, all income is interest, dividends and long term capital gains that aren't subject to payroll taxes, tax the hell out of the "rich" who are poor middle class saps like me and keep a little more for yourself while ranting about income inequality and the plight of the poor. It happens to many scions of wealthy families, you're in good company. No dickmunch... my mom (and brother) died in front of me when I was 5. As my parents were recently divorced, I was the only heir --- so my dad had to buy the house from me... so the money from that - and donations from friends were put into a trust. Anything else? Edit: Forgot... my dad also got roughly $150/month in Social Security for me until I turned 18. As he's now paid his penance by becoming an avid Fox News viewer, maybe you could give him a little slack.
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Post by The Bluzmn on Mar 29, 2008 9:47:04 GMT -6
I free-ball around the house when wearing PJ pants or sweats, but otherwise, not very often at all. It is uncomfortable for me - just like wearing boxers. My boys need some support. I still remember coming home after almost three months in boot camp wearing nothing but those military-issue boxers. The first thing I did after hitting the house was go to my room and get some briefs.
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