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Post by Ginger on Oct 29, 2013 17:44:39 GMT -6
Hey...guess what I am doing?
Drink a glass of the solution until the jug is gone.
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Post by The Resistance on Oct 29, 2013 17:55:15 GMT -6
Better buy some Preparation H, in 3 hours you will need it.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 29, 2013 18:00:49 GMT -6
Better buy some Preparation H, in 3 hours you will need it. Ugh! Really? I am hoping not. I haven't had any food but liquids today. Yesterday only one meal. I am thinking this should go very quickly. Speaking of quickly, how fast do you think this is going to work? I am on glass two of four. I have poured it into a fancy wine glass to make it look elegant.
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Post by Incogayno. on Oct 29, 2013 18:15:26 GMT -6
Lol the jug is the worst part. Once you get near the end, it gets harder to drink.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 29, 2013 18:36:18 GMT -6
Just finished glass #3. One more to go, but technically, I should have been done by now. The bad part is I have to get up at 4am and do another!
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Post by Stan's Field on Oct 29, 2013 18:36:59 GMT -6
I thought you old fucks could just take pills instead of liquid?
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Post by Ginger on Oct 29, 2013 18:38:50 GMT -6
I thought you old fucks could just take pills instead of liquid? Oh...not for this....it's usually a large volume of solution.
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Post by Stan's Field on Oct 29, 2013 18:42:07 GMT -6
thefuck? I could swear I heard some old foggies talkin' bout preparing for the test; one was talking about how terrible the liquid was, and the other was bragging about taking pills instead..... Maybe neither one knew what the fuck they were discussing?
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Post by Ginger on Oct 29, 2013 18:53:18 GMT -6
thefuck? I could swear I heard some old foggies talkin' bout preparing for the test; one was talking about how terrible the liquid was, and the other was bragging about taking pills instead..... Maybe neither one knew what the fuck they were discussing? There are different preps and they also depend on the actual procedure being performed...and I think, the age and health of the patient. Some are given laxative pills.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 29, 2013 18:53:38 GMT -6
the end results, so to speak, are the same.
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Post by Stan's Field on Oct 29, 2013 18:54:31 GMT -6
Well fuck..
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Post by TaterWanger on Oct 29, 2013 18:54:45 GMT -6
Be sure to have the anal secks right before you go in.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 29, 2013 18:56:12 GMT -6
Be sure to have the anal secks right before you go in. I'll pass...
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Post by twinlaker on Oct 29, 2013 19:19:07 GMT -6
Freaky... is this your first time for the ole poop shoot look see? If'n it is... relax and enjoy the happy gas. The pics are fun to see. If'n it ain't, I hope they ain't concerned 'bout anything?
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Post by Ginger on Oct 29, 2013 19:23:01 GMT -6
Freaky... is this your first time for the ole poop shoot look see? If'n it is... relax and enjoy the happy gas. The pics are fun to see. If'n it ain't, I hope they ain't concerned 'bout anything? It's not an enema chuck... This is the first time for the whole thing. I've had a flex sig before...where they only go around a couple of corners. No troubles. This is just my doctors way of saying HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY! I know I'll be drugged up.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 29, 2013 19:25:39 GMT -6
No...that your stomach. COLONOSCOPY
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 29, 2013 19:35:28 GMT -6
I bad as the industrial strength laxative is, the series of enemas before the procedure are even worse. It's adding insult to injury so to speak.
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Post by Stan's Field on Oct 29, 2013 19:38:20 GMT -6
Twice as bad apparently.....
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Post by Ginger on Oct 29, 2013 19:38:54 GMT -6
then why are they making you DRINK that radioactive shit?? a colonoscopy usually calls for teh barium injection up the patoot Oh for goodness sake. A barium enema is exactly what it is...an enema using barium. They use fluoroscopy and regular x-ray to image the colon. A colonoscopy is when they put the imaging device up your patoot..a camera on a tube. They look for polyps and cancer and stuff.
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Post by Incogayno. on Oct 29, 2013 19:39:06 GMT -6
The drugs they give you before the procedure are some of the best drugs ever.
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 29, 2013 19:39:20 GMT -6
Twice as bad apparently..... Yes, but no.
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Post by Stan's Field on Oct 29, 2013 19:39:47 GMT -6
lol
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Post by Ginger on Oct 29, 2013 19:40:49 GMT -6
In case anyone's wondering...this stuff isn't working yet...
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Post by Incogayno. on Oct 29, 2013 19:41:24 GMT -6
In case anyone's wondering...this stuff isn't working yet... In time, all things shall pass.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 29, 2013 19:42:31 GMT -6
I've gained two pounds since 6pm.
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