Post by mattahawk on Apr 11, 2008 17:34:23 GMT -6
This is a Joke from my uncle.
Free Kittens
Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away,
so she had them out on the street corner with a sign 'FREE KITTENS' next
to them. Suddenly a long line of big black cars came up with a policeman on
a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from
the biggest car. 'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?' he asked.
'Kittens' Little Suzy says. 'They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet.'
'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked. 'Democrats' says Little Suzy.
The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away.
Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign manager
and tol d him about the little girl with the kittens.
It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and
tell everyone about these 'democrat' kittens.
The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens
with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign and the big motorcade of black cars pulled
up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.
Everyone had their cameras ready and then Sen. Obama got out of his limo and
walked up to Little Suzy. 'Now don't be frightened,' he said, 'I just want you
to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today.'
'Yes sir,' Suzy said, 'they are all REPUBLICAN kittens.'
Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, 'But yesterday you told me they were DEMOCRATS.'
Little Suzy says, 'Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open.'
Free Kittens
Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away,
so she had them out on the street corner with a sign 'FREE KITTENS' next
to them. Suddenly a long line of big black cars came up with a policeman on
a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from
the biggest car. 'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?' he asked.
'Kittens' Little Suzy says. 'They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet.'
'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked. 'Democrats' says Little Suzy.
The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away.
Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign manager
and tol d him about the little girl with the kittens.
It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and
tell everyone about these 'democrat' kittens.
The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens
with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign and the big motorcade of black cars pulled
up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.
Everyone had their cameras ready and then Sen. Obama got out of his limo and
walked up to Little Suzy. 'Now don't be frightened,' he said, 'I just want you
to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today.'
'Yes sir,' Suzy said, 'they are all REPUBLICAN kittens.'
Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, 'But yesterday you told me they were DEMOCRATS.'
Little Suzy says, 'Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open.'
