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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 23, 2014 15:29:13 GMT -6
I mean, he's a good ball player and everything, but I've always thought he looked a little slow in the head. He's always got his mouth hanging open, and he's got that retarded guy big wet bottom lip thing going on. But shit man, I just watched an interview with him, and realized I had nevar heard him speak. Holy crap, he made Reggie Evans look liek a rocket surgeon. My brolo says to me "What are the odds Marble is retarded?", and at first I was going to go mega-hok fan on him, but then thought about it for a second....His dad was on a lot of drugs....
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Post by Other on Jan 23, 2014 15:30:58 GMT -6
This has been my suspicion for some time now, him and Duff are tard bros.
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Post by BleedBnG on Jan 23, 2014 15:47:20 GMT -6
He certainly has that look about him. I think the same every time I see him. But when you listen to him interviewed, especially on the radio, you're amazed that dopey looking person sounds that intelligent.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 23, 2014 15:55:23 GMT -6
He certainly has that look about him. I think the same every time I see him. But when you listen to him interviewed, especially on the radio, you're amazed that dopey looking person sounds that intelligent. I musta watched the wrong video then. Is Wouldberry as stupid as he looks at least?
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Post by Other on Jan 23, 2014 15:57:52 GMT -6
He certainly has that look about him. I think the same every time I see him. But when you listen to him interviewed, especially on the radio, you're amazed that dopey looking person sounds that intelligent. Welcome back.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 23, 2014 16:00:54 GMT -6
If you listen to him without looking at him he doesn't come off that bad.
Reggie Evans, on the other hand...I'm not sure that cat was even speaking englush.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 23, 2014 18:18:07 GMT -6
Mods please ban ghost for calling an Iowa playa an idiot....
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Post by Ginger on Jan 23, 2014 21:09:48 GMT -6
He certainly has that look about him. I think the same every time I see him. But when you listen to him interviewed, especially on the radio, you're amazed that dopey looking person sounds that intelligent. Wow. Where have you been? I was just noticing your name earlier today on page 1 of the funny thread and wondered what happened to you.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jan 24, 2014 7:14:52 GMT -6
This has been my suspicion for a while, too. It's tough coming to the realization that someone you root for is either a douchebag or a tard. But after endless retweets from people praising him, the mouth breathing, and general demeanor...ya you're probably right.
He plays BB pretty well though so go RDM and stuff.
EDIT: perhaps the most damning evidence is that he's buddies with Tyler Sash.
Bleed, good to see your around again. Don't make yourself a stranger (unless it's the jerk off move).
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jan 24, 2014 8:28:25 GMT -6
Did any of you see the Jacoby Jones clip on Kimmel last night? Def retarded.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jan 24, 2014 8:44:31 GMT -6
Retarded nfl player.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jan 24, 2014 9:34:28 GMT -6
As a child, i was a viqueen fan. Now i really dont give a damn.
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Post by egadsto on Jan 24, 2014 9:51:43 GMT -6
He's the guy who almost ran into Mike Tomlin!
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 5, 2014 14:32:19 GMT -6
Roy Jr. again makes a compelling argument that, he is in fact, a Corky... “I can be confident and just be talking. I really think I was the best guard, and I think a lot of people think that. I know Stauskas got Big Ten player of the year. Congratulations to him. But we know who the best guard was in the Big Ten. I had one game where I struggled, one or two games, but even then, nobody had an answer for me come Big Ten season. Everybody knows that.”www.freep.com/article/20140605/SPORTS06/306050157
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Post by tikibarber on Jun 9, 2014 17:10:16 GMT -6
Mr roy joy señor in the news
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Post by livingintheusa on Jun 9, 2014 18:14:31 GMT -6
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 10, 2014 8:44:28 GMT -6
Mr roy joy señor in the news Stay classy Roy. Former Hawkeye Basketball player Roy Lane Marble has been accused of domestic abuse assault, according to Linn County court documents. Marble, 47, of 2416 Linwood Drive SW, is accused of strangling a person he lives with on June 7 while at his Cedar Rapids home, according to a criminal complaint filed by the Linn County Attorney’s office. Marble was released on recognizance after making an initial appearance Saturday, online court records show. An arraignment was set for July 17 and Marble was ordered to have no contact with the alleged victim, court records show. He has been arrested in Linn County several times over the last eight years. www.kcrg.com/subject/sports/former-hawkeye-roy-marble-accused-of-domestic-abuse-20140609#media-well-container
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Post by twine on Jun 10, 2014 8:47:59 GMT -6
You know things haven't been good for Roy Sr. when he's been living in Cedar Rapids.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 10, 2014 9:10:08 GMT -6
Wow, Roy L is a dirtbag. What a fucking disgrace.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 10, 2014 10:34:48 GMT -6
Holy shit. I found an article where Roy L apologizes to his kids. If there was any question if Roy D was an idiot, Roy L proves himself one wif teh kids' names...
“I want to take this time to say I’m so sorry to my children: Roydevyn, Royonah, Roichelle, Alexis, Merrick and Royshaud Marble"
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Post by twine on Jun 10, 2014 11:15:58 GMT -6
At least he lives near the uber-prolish "Road Ranger" convenience store. Look how nice those mid-90s model cars are in the parking lot.
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Post by tikibarber on Jun 10, 2014 11:17:48 GMT -6
Hmm, i wonder if ol Roy was present when the birth certificates were signed for merrick and alexis? Good Grief what an ego maniac/meth head
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Post by tikibarber on Jun 10, 2014 11:18:51 GMT -6
that pic could be captioned "meth: not even once" "Dont Meth with Iowaaaa"
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 10, 2014 11:27:14 GMT -6
You know things haven't been good for Roy Sr. when he's been living in Cedar Rapids. you ain't kidding here is a screen grab of google street view of his house. Looks liek Billy's childhood prole palace. And as if it wasn't any more clear why Roy Sr. was at every F'ing game for Junior. Hoping Junior earns (gets lucky) a spot on the end of an NBA bench for a few years to help dear ole dad out that has been missing for most of his life.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 10, 2014 11:28:22 GMT -6
At least he lives near the uber-prolish "Road Ranger" convenience store. Look how nice those mid-90s model cars are in the parking lot. I am still F'ing pissed at QuickTrip for selling to those fuckers. Quick Trip was da best convenience store out der.
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