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Post by NOTTHOR on Apr 25, 2008 11:35:10 GMT -6
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Post by hawkinlimbo on Apr 25, 2008 11:37:35 GMT -6
I'm renting a clown.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Apr 25, 2008 11:39:57 GMT -6
That's an excellent idea. When asked the question "what would you do if you won the lottery", I always answer that the first thing I'd do is hire a personal jester. |
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Post by bucketochicken on Apr 25, 2008 11:46:09 GMT -6
Rent? You don't own your own clown??? WTF?  |
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Post by Iowafan1 on Apr 25, 2008 11:54:42 GMT -6
The freeloaders should be sucking W's nuts after this handout. W will be enshrined in the liberal hall of fame before you know it! All you jag offs getting a check......You're welcome!
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Post by Chuck Storm on Apr 25, 2008 12:32:53 GMT -6
You mean "Stimulus" "rebate" checks
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Post by MoHawk on Apr 25, 2008 13:07:42 GMT -6
Whatever you want to call them. I'm not sure what I'm going to buy with it. May go put a down payment on a nice TV.
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Post by idrinkthereforeiam on Apr 25, 2008 13:16:18 GMT -6
You mean "Stimulus" "rebate" checks Agreed. Except I think I am going to use it on my bathroom. |
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Post by ignatiusreilly on Apr 25, 2008 14:01:26 GMT -6
hookers and cocaine here.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Apr 25, 2008 14:04:40 GMT -6
gonna sit in my Cabana, livin' off bananas and blow.
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Post by bucketochicken on Apr 25, 2008 14:06:09 GMT -6
With your dog, Fluffy?
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Apr 25, 2008 14:23:08 GMT -6
You know it!  I figured of all people, you'd be the one to get the Ween reference. |
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Post by bucketochicken on Apr 25, 2008 14:28:44 GMT -6
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Post by NOTTHOR on Apr 25, 2008 14:33:36 GMT -6
You know it! I figured of all people, you'd be the one to get the Ween reference. New goddamn rule. NO FUCKING WEEN REFERENCES ON MY BOARD, EVER!!!!!!!! I had to room with a fucking hippie from fucking Boulder for a semester in college. Dude did nothing but play Warcraft or Starcraft or something, listen to Ween and talk about how evil Microsoft was. I can still hear "Push the little daisies and make em come up." Fucking hippies. Needless to say, me and him didn't see eye to eye on a lot of issues, such as incense burning, times he had to split so I could bounce Ma or the married lady I was tapping at the time and quiet (Ween free) hours. Dude hated football, capitalism (he could ramble on and on about evil corporations for hours on end), apple pie and America. Needless to say, he and I aren't still friends. Fucking guy made all my shit smell like patchoulli from his incense. God damn, I forgot how bad I hated hippies until someone mentioned Ween. Keep that hippie Ween shit off the board. Please. I can't be some heavy handed moderator, it just ain't in my blood, so you can still talk about it, but keep in mind, it really, really pisses me off. |
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Post by bucketochicken on Apr 25, 2008 14:43:16 GMT -6
You know it! I figured of all people, you'd be the one to get the Ween reference. New goddamn rule. NO FUCKING WEEN REFERENCES ON MY BOARD, EVER!!!!!!!! I didn't realize it was YOUR board... |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Apr 25, 2008 14:53:07 GMT -6
bucket - it ain't my board, but goddamn it, Ween pisses me off so much I can't even think rationally.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Apr 25, 2008 14:55:10 GMT -6
You know it! I figured of all people, you'd be the one to get the Ween reference. New goddamn rule. NO FUCKING WEEN REFERENCES ON MY BOARD, EVER!!!!!!!! I had to room with a fucking hippie from fucking Boulder for a semester in college. Dude did nothing but play Warcraft or Starcraft or something, listen to Ween and talk about how evil Microsoft was. I can still hear "Push the little daisies and make em come up." Fucking hippies. Needless to say, me and him didn't see eye to eye on a lot of issues, such as incense burning, times he had to split so I could bounce Ma or the married lady I was tapping at the time and quiet (Ween free) hours. Dude hated football, capitalism (he could ramble on and on about evil corporations for hours on end), apple pie and America. Needless to say, he and I aren't still friends. Fucking guy made all my shit smell like patchoulli from his incense. God damn, I forgot how bad I hated hippies until someone mentioned Ween. Keep that hippie Ween shit off the board. Please. I can't be some heavy handed moderator, it just ain't in my blood, so you can still talk about it, but keep in mind, it really, really pisses me off. Simmer down. I'm far from a hippy...I actually have disdain for most hippies. Ween isn't strictly for hippies. Sorry you had a hippy completely destroy your view of Ween. Hippy. |
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Post by bucketochicken on Apr 25, 2008 14:59:37 GMT -6
Simmer down. I'm far from a hippy...I actually have disdain for most hippies. Ween isn't strictly for hippies. Sorry you had a hippy completely destroy your view of Ween. Hippy. Cosign. |
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Post by hawkeyedug on Apr 25, 2008 18:24:43 GMT -6
A pair of season tickets that I was buying anyhow.
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Post by iammrhawkeyes on Apr 26, 2008 8:11:39 GMT -6
S ince we're in the middle of a big rice shortage, I'm gonna take the BigAssDiesel down to Reno and stock up on rice. Sam's Club is severly limiting purchases to only four 20lb bags per customer per visit. I usually purchase rice in greater quantities so this is really affecting me. Is anyone else stocking up?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Apr 26, 2008 8:35:43 GMT -6
S ince we're in the middle of a big rice shortage, I'm gonna take the BigAssDiesel down to Reno and stock up on rice. Sam's Club is severly limiting purchases to only four 20lb bags per customer per visit. I usually purchase rice in greater quantities so this is really affecting me. Is anyone else stocking up? You better be afraid. I'll roll down with you so you can pick up 4 more. 80 pounds of rice just ain't enough. Shit, my wife eats rice damn near every fucking day and the 20 lb bag she bought just before New Year's still has about 13 or 14 lbs left. Nice work by the mass media to create a fucking run on rice when the environmentalists stupid ass corn for fuel policy has crowded the poorest people in the world out of the food market and driven rice demand through the roof. For Ma's birthday, I'm gonna donate a few hundred bones to the UNICEF food program (that's her favorite charity) so that those who can't feed themselves because of the Dems' "green" initiative don't grow up to hate America as much as the liberals do. |
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