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Post by egadsto on Feb 1, 2022 14:43:11 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 1, 2022 14:45:43 GMT -6
Wait till I test asshole. There’s a chance I may still be in the cool kids club still. Nope. There's no way. It's gonna be down to me, Sioux, Other and twinlaker. Now granted I haven't taken a test bince I spent an hour in a conference room with a dude who tested hot the next day back in December 2020 and I had to produce a negatory test to go back to the office, but I'm pretty sure I'm still clean. Also the antibody test I took in 2020 was just the one that showed if you had it fairly recently, so maybe I had it when I almost died in February 2020, but bince the antibody test said I was clean, I'm staying in the clean club. U had to provide a negative to get back in tha office???!?!!>?;wke. SOCIALISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 1, 2022 14:53:05 GMT -6
Nope. There's no way. It's gonna be down to me, Sioux, Other and twinlaker. Now granted I haven't taken a test bince I spent an hour in a conference room with a dude who tested hot the next day back in December 2020 and I had to produce a negatory test to go back to the office, but I'm pretty sure I'm still clean. Also the antibody test I took in 2020 was just the one that showed if you had it fairly recently, so maybe I had it when I almost died in February 2020, but bince the antibody test said I was clean, I'm staying in the clean club. U had to provide a negative to get back in tha office???!?!!>?;wke. SOCIALISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!The testing requirement has been eliminated, but that was all the rage if you had a "close contact" back in 2020. I only missed 3 days, other than that I've been at the office everyday.
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Post by Other on Feb 1, 2022 18:31:15 GMT -6
Scratch MeandrunkR2D2’s wife off the list. I wonder how she feels about him infecting her for a 3rd time. Probably not thrilled.
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Post by Ginger on Feb 1, 2022 19:39:11 GMT -6
Wait till I test asshole. There’s a chance I may still be in the cool kids club still. Nope. There's no way. It's gonna be down to me, Sioux, Other and twinlaker. Now granted I haven't taken a test bince I spent an hour in a conference room with a dude who tested hot the next day back in December 2020 and I had to produce a negatory test to go back to the office, but I'm pretty sure I'm still clean. Also the antibody test I took in 2020 was just the one that showed if you had it fairly recently, so maybe I had it when I almost died in February 2020, but bince the antibody test said I was clean, I'm staying in the clean club. Tell me more about Feb 2020. Just got my nose reamed. I think those testing folks are getting vindictive now about this. Seems to be more painful each time. Today I worked from home again. But really no symptoms. No runny nose or congestion. Nothing. My nose “feels” funny but that’s it. So we’ll see. I am triple vaxxed so I should be pretty protected. My son still sounds “nasally” but his biggest complaint is fatigue. I don’t think it’s affecting his gaming however. My daughter and husband still have no symptoms.
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Post by Other on Feb 1, 2022 20:18:48 GMT -6
Wait till I test asshole. There’s a chance I may still be in the cool kids club still. Nope. There's no way. It's gonna be down to me, Sioux, Other and twinlaker. Now granted I haven't taken a test bince I spent an hour in a conference room with a dude who tested hot the next day back in December 2020 and I had to produce a negatory test to go back to the office, but I'm pretty sure I'm still clean. Also the antibody test I took in 2020 was just the one that showed if you had it fairly recently, so maybe I had it when I almost died in February 2020, but bince the antibody test said I was clean, I'm staying in the clean club. You’re out.
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Post by Other on Feb 1, 2022 20:19:16 GMT -6
Nope. There's no way. It's gonna be down to me, Sioux, Other and twinlaker. Now granted I haven't taken a test bince I spent an hour in a conference room with a dude who tested hot the next day back in December 2020 and I had to produce a negatory test to go back to the office, but I'm pretty sure I'm still clean. Also the antibody test I took in 2020 was just the one that showed if you had it fairly recently, so maybe I had it when I almost died in February 2020, but bince the antibody test said I was clean, I'm staying in the clean club. Tell me more about Feb 2020. Just got my nose reamed. I think those testing folks are getting vindictive now about this. Seems to be more painful each time. Today I worked from home again. But really no symptoms. No runny nose or congestion. Nothing. My nose “feels” funny but that’s it. So we’ll see. I am triple vaxxed so I should be pretty protected. My son still sounds “nasally” but his biggest complaint is fatigue. I don’t think it’s affecting his gaming however. My daughter and husband still have no symptoms. You too. GTFO
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Post by Other on Feb 1, 2022 20:22:56 GMT -6
So it’s down to me, twinlaker, wloohawk, Ginger and a boy named sioux. Definitely 3 of the finest on the wasteland.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 2, 2022 7:39:23 GMT -6
Nope. There's no way. It's gonna be down to me, Sioux, Other and twinlaker. Now granted I haven't taken a test bince I spent an hour in a conference room with a dude who tested hot the next day back in December 2020 and I had to produce a negatory test to go back to the office, but I'm pretty sure I'm still clean. Also the antibody test I took in 2020 was just the one that showed if you had it fairly recently, so maybe I had it when I almost died in February 2020, but bince the antibody test said I was clean, I'm staying in the clean club. Tell me more about Feb 2020. Just got my nose reamed. I think those testing folks are getting vindictive now about this. Seems to be more painful each time. Today I worked from home again. But really no symptoms. No runny nose or congestion. Nothing. My nose “feels” funny but that’s it. So we’ll see. I am triple vaxxed so I should be pretty protected. My son still sounds “nasally” but his biggest complaint is fatigue. I don’t think it’s affecting his gaming however. My daughter and husband still have no symptoms. I already told it. Went on cruise the penultimate week of Jan 2020. Chinese New Year. It ended just a few days before the Evil Orange Hitler imposed his xenophobic and irrational travel ban on China. It was 20% Chinese and must have been some sort of holiday in Israel as well because it was like 10% Israeli. Prolly 30% Eurotrash. Came home, and about a week later was on my deathbed. My secretary got something a week after me and she got "viral pneumonia" and had to get steroid inhalers and missed almost 2 weeks of work. Same thing happened to our IT guy. I had a 48 hour period where I felt like I had someone sitting on my chest. I couldn't walk up the stairs without coughing for about 2 weeks. I couldn't do cardio for 6 weeks because as soon as my heart rate got up I would have horrendous cough fits. If I talked for more than a minute I would have a coughing spell. When The Germ lockdowns started I still occasionally had that cough and people were like "breh, you need to get that checked out." Of course, there were no tests back in those days so I just toughed it out, but again, to my point, I have never tested hot. Never. So I am in the clean club. My wife held the boy out of preschool because she said "no way is my boy gonna be the Asian kid who is deemed patient zero in town." Of course, people at my office now call me patient zero and insist that I brought the Germ to work. But they have no proof. So I am clean.
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Post by kirksfupa on Feb 2, 2022 8:29:23 GMT -6
So it’s down to me, twinlaker, wloohawk, and a boy named sioux. Definitely 3 of the finest on the wasteland. I have never had the rona, let me in the cool kids club.
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Post by Ginger on Feb 2, 2022 9:21:42 GMT -6
Tell me more about Feb 2020. Just got my nose reamed. I think those testing folks are getting vindictive now about this. Seems to be more painful each time. Today I worked from home again. But really no symptoms. No runny nose or congestion. Nothing. My nose “feels” funny but that’s it. So we’ll see. I am triple vaxxed so I should be pretty protected. My son still sounds “nasally” but his biggest complaint is fatigue. I don’t think it’s affecting his gaming however. My daughter and husband still have no symptoms. I already told it. Went on cruise the penultimate week of Jan 2020. Chinese New Year. It ended just a few days before the Evil Orange Hitler imposed his xenophobic and irrational travel ban on China. It was 20% Chinese and must have been some sort of holiday in Israel as well because it was like 10% Israeli. Prolly 30% Eurotrash. Came home, and about a week later was on my deathbed. My secretary got something a week after me and she got "viral pneumonia" and had to get steroid inhalers and missed almost 2 weeks of work. Same thing happened to our IT guy. I had a 48 hour period where I felt like I had someone sitting on my chest. I couldn't walk up the stairs without coughing for about 2 weeks. I couldn't do cardio for 6 weeks because as soon as my heart rate got up I would have horrendous cough fits. If I talked for more than a minute I would have a coughing spell. When The Germ lockdowns started I still occasionally had that cough and people were like "breh, you need to get that checked out." Of course, there were no tests back in those days so I just toughed it out, but again, to my point, I have never tested hot. Never. So I am in the clean club. My wife held the boy out of preschool because she said "no way is my boy gonna be the Asian kid who is deemed patient zero in town." Of course, people at my office now call me patient zero and insist that I brought the Germ to work. But they have no proof. So I am clean. You are so full of shit. You definitely had it. You are unclean. I on the other hand…. FUCKING CLEAN BITCHES! IM BACK! “SARS CoV-2 RNA PCR is UNDETECTED”! Going to work.
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Post by Other on Feb 2, 2022 9:24:25 GMT -6
So it’s down to me, twinlaker, wloohawk, and a boy named sioux. Definitely 3 of the finest on the wasteland. I have never had the rona, let me in the cool kids club. When you start being cool I'll consider it.
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Post by Other on Feb 2, 2022 9:26:31 GMT -6
I already told it. Went on cruise the penultimate week of Jan 2020. Chinese New Year. It ended just a few days before the Evil Orange Hitler imposed his xenophobic and irrational travel ban on China. It was 20% Chinese and must have been some sort of holiday in Israel as well because it was like 10% Israeli. Prolly 30% Eurotrash. Came home, and about a week later was on my deathbed. My secretary got something a week after me and she got "viral pneumonia" and had to get steroid inhalers and missed almost 2 weeks of work. Same thing happened to our IT guy. I had a 48 hour period where I felt like I had someone sitting on my chest. I couldn't walk up the stairs without coughing for about 2 weeks. I couldn't do cardio for 6 weeks because as soon as my heart rate got up I would have horrendous cough fits. If I talked for more than a minute I would have a coughing spell. When The Germ lockdowns started I still occasionally had that cough and people were like "breh, you need to get that checked out." Of course, there were no tests back in those days so I just toughed it out, but again, to my point, I have never tested hot. Never. So I am in the clean club. My wife held the boy out of preschool because she said "no way is my boy gonna be the Asian kid who is deemed patient zero in town." Of course, people at my office now call me patient zero and insist that I brought the Germ to work. But they have no proof. So I am clean. You are so full of shit. You definitely had it. You are unclean. I on the other hand…. FUCKING CLEAN BITCHES! IM BACK! “SARS CoV-2 RNA PCR is UNDETECTED”! Going to work. I have edited my previous post to accurately represent your uninfected status.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 2, 2022 9:42:14 GMT -6
I already told it. Went on cruise the penultimate week of Jan 2020. Chinese New Year. It ended just a few days before the Evil Orange Hitler imposed his xenophobic and irrational travel ban on China. It was 20% Chinese and must have been some sort of holiday in Israel as well because it was like 10% Israeli. Prolly 30% Eurotrash. Came home, and about a week later was on my deathbed. My secretary got something a week after me and she got "viral pneumonia" and had to get steroid inhalers and missed almost 2 weeks of work. Same thing happened to our IT guy. I had a 48 hour period where I felt like I had someone sitting on my chest. I couldn't walk up the stairs without coughing for about 2 weeks. I couldn't do cardio for 6 weeks because as soon as my heart rate got up I would have horrendous cough fits. If I talked for more than a minute I would have a coughing spell. When The Germ lockdowns started I still occasionally had that cough and people were like "breh, you need to get that checked out." Of course, there were no tests back in those days so I just toughed it out, but again, to my point, I have never tested hot. Never. So I am in the clean club. My wife held the boy out of preschool because she said "no way is my boy gonna be the Asian kid who is deemed patient zero in town." Of course, people at my office now call me patient zero and insist that I brought the Germ to work. But they have no proof. So I am clean. You are so full of shit. You definitely had it. You are unclean. I on the other hand…. FUCKING CLEAN BITCHES! IM BACK! “SARS CoV-2 RNA PCR is UNDETECTED”! Going to work. I DID NOT TEST HOT. I AM CLEAN. My friend at work who saw me on the day I took sick and the day I came back to work and multiple days thereafter absolutely insists I had it and has offered to pay for some sort of t-cell test because she is positive I had it, but I have politely declined.
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Post by kirksfupa on Feb 2, 2022 9:43:29 GMT -6
I have never had the rona, let me in the cool kids club. When you start being cool I'll consider it. Fuck
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Post by thunderhawk on Feb 2, 2022 11:42:01 GMT -6
Tell me more about Feb 2020. Just got my nose reamed. I think those testing folks are getting vindictive now about this. Seems to be more painful each time. Today I worked from home again. But really no symptoms. No runny nose or congestion. Nothing. My nose “feels” funny but that’s it. So we’ll see. I am triple vaxxed so I should be pretty protected. My son still sounds “nasally” but his biggest complaint is fatigue. I don’t think it’s affecting his gaming however. My daughter and husband still have no symptoms. I already told it. Went on cruise the penultimate week of Jan 2020. Chinese New Year. It ended just a few days before the Evil Orange Hitler imposed his xenophobic and irrational travel ban on China. It was 20% Chinese and must have been some sort of holiday in Israel as well because it was like 10% Israeli. Prolly 30% Eurotrash. Came home, and about a week later was on my deathbed. My secretary got something a week after me and she got "viral pneumonia" and had to get steroid inhalers and missed almost 2 weeks of work. Same thing happened to our IT guy. I had a 48 hour period where I felt like I had someone sitting on my chest. I couldn't walk up the stairs without coughing for about 2 weeks. I couldn't do cardio for 6 weeks because as soon as my heart rate got up I would have horrendous cough fits. If I talked for more than a minute I would have a coughing spell. When The Germ lockdowns started I still occasionally had that cough and people were like "breh, you need to get that checked out." Of course, there were no tests back in those days so I just toughed it out, but again, to my point, I have never tested hot. Never. So I am in the clean club. My wife held the boy out of preschool because she said "no way is my boy gonna be the Asian kid who is deemed patient zero in town." Of course, people at my office now call me patient zero and insist that I brought the Germ to work. But they have no proof. So I am clean. JFC you totally had it. You had it worse than I had it and I had it fucking bad but it didn't hammer my lungs as bad as it did yours. I was back to full cardio output in about 2 or 3 weeks. You're out of the club. Also, don't go on cruises. Come on man.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 2, 2022 12:16:08 GMT -6
I already told it. Went on cruise the penultimate week of Jan 2020. Chinese New Year. It ended just a few days before the Evil Orange Hitler imposed his xenophobic and irrational travel ban on China. It was 20% Chinese and must have been some sort of holiday in Israel as well because it was like 10% Israeli. Prolly 30% Eurotrash. Came home, and about a week later was on my deathbed. My secretary got something a week after me and she got "viral pneumonia" and had to get steroid inhalers and missed almost 2 weeks of work. Same thing happened to our IT guy. I had a 48 hour period where I felt like I had someone sitting on my chest. I couldn't walk up the stairs without coughing for about 2 weeks. I couldn't do cardio for 6 weeks because as soon as my heart rate got up I would have horrendous cough fits. If I talked for more than a minute I would have a coughing spell. When The Germ lockdowns started I still occasionally had that cough and people were like "breh, you need to get that checked out." Of course, there were no tests back in those days so I just toughed it out, but again, to my point, I have never tested hot. Never. So I am in the clean club. My wife held the boy out of preschool because she said "no way is my boy gonna be the Asian kid who is deemed patient zero in town." Of course, people at my office now call me patient zero and insist that I brought the Germ to work. But they have no proof. So I am clean. JFC you totally had it. You had it worse than I had it and I had it fucking bad but it didn't hammer my lungs as bad as it did yours. I was back to full cardio output in about 2 or 3 weeks. You're out of the club. Also, don't go on cruises. Come on man. Fun fact. On the cruise we ran into the dude who was driving the homemade mini bike that I was riding when I burned my ankle and required a skin graft when I was 5. Small fucking world. But that is why you talk to every single person wearing Hawk gear who is more than 100 miles outside of Iowa. You never know who you will meet. I didn't even remember the guy but my mom did immediately. But to the point, I took an antibody test. Negative. And I have never tested hot so I am IN THE CLUB.
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Post by thunderhawk on Feb 2, 2022 12:20:42 GMT -6
JFC you totally had it. You had it worse than I had it and I had it fucking bad but it didn't hammer my lungs as bad as it did yours. I was back to full cardio output in about 2 or 3 weeks. You're out of the club. Also, don't go on cruises. Come on man. Fun fact. On the cruise we ran into the dude who was driving the homemade mini bike that I was riding when I burned my ankle and required a skin graft when I was 5. Small fucking world. But that is why you talk to every single person wearing Hawk gear who is more than 100 miles outside of Iowa. You never know who you will meet. I didn't even remember the guy but my mom did immediately. But to the point, I took an antibody test. Negative. And I have never tested hot so I am IN THE CLUB. SOL on that antibody test had expired. OUT I ran into a dude in a Hawkeyes sweatshirt in a shoe store in Munich when I had to duck inside due to a hail storm. Got to talking and found out that we had been in the same poly sci class at Iowa. Small fucking world.
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Post by LansingHawk on Feb 2, 2022 12:47:17 GMT -6
JFC you totally had it. You had it worse than I had it and I had it fucking bad but it didn't hammer my lungs as bad as it did yours. I was back to full cardio output in about 2 or 3 weeks. You're out of the club. Also, don't go on cruises. Come on man. Fun fact. On the cruise we ran into the dude who was driving the homemade mini bike that I was riding when I burned my ankle and required a skin graft when I was 5. Small fucking world. But that is why you talk to every single person wearing Hawk gear who is more than 100 miles outside of Iowa. You never know who you will meet. I didn't even remember the guy but my mom did immediately. But to the point, I took an antibody test. Negative. And I have never tested hot so I am IN THE CLUB. You went on a cruise with your mom?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 2, 2022 12:58:59 GMT -6
Fun fact. On the cruise we ran into the dude who was driving the homemade mini bike that I was riding when I burned my ankle and required a skin graft when I was 5. Small fucking world. But that is why you talk to every single person wearing Hawk gear who is more than 100 miles outside of Iowa. You never know who you will meet. I didn't even remember the guy but my mom did immediately. But to the point, I took an antibody test. Negative. And I have never tested hot so I am IN THE CLUB. You went on a cruise with your mom? My mom and stepdad took me, Ma and the boy on a cruise. If we do it again, we will drive to the port. Anyway, the morning of the cruise was the day they exploded that rocket for the test for SpaceX and we got to see it live from the motel balcony at Port Canaveral. It was probably the coolest thing I'll ever see in person.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Feb 2, 2022 16:51:11 GMT -6
Scratch MeandrunkR2D2’s wife off the list. I wonder how she feels about him infecting her for a 3rd time. Probably not thrilled. Both kids and my wife.
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Post by Other on Feb 2, 2022 20:20:48 GMT -6
Scratch MeandrunkR2D2’s wife off the list. I wonder how she feels about him infecting her for a 3rd time. Probably not thrilled. Both kids and my wife. WOOOSHH!!!
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Post by Ginger on Mar 8, 2022 8:22:32 GMT -6
Just checking in.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 8, 2022 8:44:16 GMT -6
Still have never blown hot. Thx 4 checking.
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Post by Other on Mar 8, 2022 11:37:20 GMT -6
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