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Post by roxxstar on Nov 20, 2008 15:19:31 GMT -6
How do you feel about the term "Blood Fart"?
Does it offend you? Does it gross you out? Do you find yourself chuckling every time you say it?
Just curious. I, personally, find this term hilarious. But I've gotten some mixed reviews while bringing the subject up in social settings.
For example:
Sorry I'm late guys. I blood farted so bad that I had to run back home and change by boxers.
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Post by isu is shit on Nov 20, 2008 15:28:55 GMT -6
who blood farts? like maybe a queef while on rag? holy shit, that is bad...i apologize for that!
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Post by poncho72 on Nov 20, 2008 15:33:01 GMT -6
Hmmm, I like it.. I like it a lot! Care if I steal some material?
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Nov 20, 2008 15:34:09 GMT -6
I'm a fan. I've even used that as a nickname on a chatroom before, just to try and disgust people.
It's disgusting, revolting...and I don't even exactly know what it is (I can honestly say I've never bloodfarted). But disgusting and revolting is my bag, baby.
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Post by poncho72 on Nov 20, 2008 15:38:45 GMT -6
Yeah, it kind of ranks right up there w/ " Cake Farts " which most of should know what that is by now!
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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 20, 2008 15:41:23 GMT -6
This is great discourse, what the W-land is all about. I believe the following sentence (which may or may not be true) is one proper use of the term:
After my hemmorhoid popped, I had blood farts for about a week -- they were so bad that I went through dozens of manpons.
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Post by twinegarden on Nov 20, 2008 15:45:37 GMT -6
Yeah, it kind of ranks right up there w/ " Cake Farts " which most of should know what that is by now! What is a "cake fart"? Please enlighten me. Is that like a shart or something?
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Post by roxxstar on Nov 20, 2008 15:47:11 GMT -6
I don't know. Something about that term makes me laugh my ass off. I can't even say it with a straight face. I just keep picturing all of these hilarious scenes in which blood fart humor can play out:
Doctor: Have you had any side effects from the medication? Patient: Yeah, actually. I seem to be doing a lot of blood farting.
Policeman: Hello, are you Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: Yes, what's going on officer? Policeman: I'm sorry to have to tell you this sir, but your wife has been in an accident. She's been killed. Mr. Johnson: Oh my god! No! Oh god, why! LISA! ............... What happened? Policeman: Your wife was hit by an oncoming semi truck. Mr. Johnson: Well, (sob) did she suffer? Policeman: All we know is that at the moment of impact, she had a massive blood fart. Other then that, yeah, she probably suffered.
Nursing Home Worker: Ok, which one of you bastards blood farted in the hallway!
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Post by poncho72 on Nov 20, 2008 15:47:36 GMT -6
nicely done!
It can be very useful, nobody wants to be around someone who has the blood farts, it could get you out of things. I always use " I have a bad case of the fuckits " or " I decided to call in fat " when I don't want to go to work, I have a cool boss, now I can use Blood farts, he'll get a kick out of that!
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Post by twinegarden on Nov 20, 2008 15:54:14 GMT -6
I think I found my next excuse for calling in sick.
Call in line: "Please leave a brief explanation of why you will not be able to make it to work today."
Me (in fake sick tone): "Hi this is Tyler, I won't be able to make it in. I think I may have eaten something bad because my stomach is very queasy and I have been bloodfarting throughout the night. My bed looks like a butcher's table."
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Post by roxxstar on Nov 20, 2008 16:01:18 GMT -6
I think I found my next excuse for calling in sick. Call in line: "Please leave a brief explanation of why you will not be able to make it to work today." Me (in fake sick tone): "Hi this is Tyler, I won't be able to make it in. I think I may have eaten something bad because my stomach is very queasy and I have been bloodfarting throughout the night. My bed looks like a butcher's table." That's hilarious. I just spit water all over my desk.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Nov 20, 2008 16:15:12 GMT -6
Could "bloodfarting" be a result of a chapped arse after heavy wiping with bad TP? Or, could it be a condition that is more popular amongst the homosexual community?
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Post by roxxstar on Nov 20, 2008 16:32:29 GMT -6
Could "bloodfarting" be a result of a chapped arse after heavy wiping with bad TP? Or, could it be a condition that is more popular amongst the homosexual community? There could be many reasons for the blood fart. Could be chapped brown eye. Could be a hemmorhoid malfunction. Could be from taking big black cock in your ass. Could be from falling on a screwdriver. Could be from eating a bad turkey sandwich. It's not the cause of the elusive blood fart that I am after. It is the reaction from the public upon being confronted by it that I seek.
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Post by roxxstar on Nov 20, 2008 16:33:45 GMT -6
On a side note, I hear "Blood fart Soup" is a delicacy in Nepal.
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Post by Stukat on Nov 20, 2008 16:58:32 GMT -6
When takeing a bath, a Fart bubles up around your body and pops to the surface. I remeber this from being a kid and farting in the bathtub.
When taking a bath, would a blood fart bubble up around your body, while at the same time coloring the water slightly red. OR would you just see little raggy red lines of blood in the water next to your ass?
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Post by roxxstar on Nov 20, 2008 17:22:18 GMT -6
Can you imagine the embarrasment of blood farting in the community pool? The horror.
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Post by poncho72 on Nov 20, 2008 17:34:37 GMT -6
Yeah, it kind of ranks right up there w/ " Cake Farts " which most of should know what that is by now! What is a "cake fart"? Please enlighten me. Is that like a shart or something? www.cakefarts.com/ NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 20, 2008 17:45:53 GMT -6
You could have directed him to the "Typical BTR Friday Night" thread on the NSFW board for the cakefarts and puddingfarts links.
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Post by poncho72 on Nov 20, 2008 18:19:31 GMT -6
You could have directed him to the "Typical BTR Friday Night" thread on the NSFW board for the cakefarts and puddingfarts links. Exactly, I looked for that thread for an hour ( 2nd one down from the top on NSFW page. I'm a freakin' genius! ), of course the many beers that I have consumed in that time period has exceeded my ability to see straight, so I googled it and linked it. I need to shut down the beer for the night the Fat Tires are kicking my ass
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Post by twinegarden on Nov 20, 2008 18:36:46 GMT -6
You could have directed him to the "Typical BTR Friday Night" thread on the NSFW board for the cakefarts and puddingfarts links. . . . of course the many beers that I have consumed in that time period has exceeded my ability to see straight, so I googled it and linked it. I need to shut down the beer for the night the Fat Tires are kicking my ass Dude, it's 6:30 and your drunk? Way to go! You just inspried me to pick up a sixer on my way home from work.
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Post by germaine on Nov 20, 2008 19:01:23 GMT -6
Boys are really weird.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Nov 20, 2008 19:28:26 GMT -6
I like that you used boys instead of guys. It's more accurate, though, I'll admit.
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Post by poncho72 on Nov 20, 2008 19:45:07 GMT -6
. . . of course the many beers that I have consumed in that time period has exceeded my ability to see straight, so I googled it and linked it. I need to shut down the beer for the night the Fat Tires are kicking my ass Dude, it's 6:30 and your drunk? Way to go! You just inspried me to pick up a sixer on my way home from work. Yes, well, I just got off of being on call for 7 straight days and nights, this happens every other Thursday night. It's bliss my friend!
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Post by poncho72 on Nov 20, 2008 19:53:04 GMT -6
Doctor: Have you had any side effects from the medication? Patient: Yeah, actually. I seem to be doing a lot of blood farting. Policeman: Hello, are you Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: Yes, what's going on officer? Policeman: I'm sorry to have to tell you this sir, but your wife has been in an accident. She's been killed. Mr. Johnson: Oh my god! No! Oh god, why! LISA! ............... What happened? Policeman: Your wife was hit by an oncoming semi truck. Mr. Johnson: Well, (sob) did she suffer? Policeman: All we know is that at the moment of impact, she had a massive blood fart. Other then that, yeah, she probably suffered. Nursing Home Worker: Ok, which one of you bastards blood farted in the hallway! this is some of the funniest shit I have ever seen! some of it could be scripted in South Park!
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Post by germaine on Nov 21, 2008 8:16:51 GMT -6
I like that you used boys instead of guys. It's more accurate, though, I'll admit. I have met a lot of you.
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