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Post by twinlaker on Oct 29, 2013 22:09:11 GMT -6
Yo, Man of Steel.... I know you have heard many times from people, questioning what you have stuck up yur butt! You are of about that age..... Be a Man! Get it done for the Mrs. if for no other reason! mah rectal column is pristine, nigga! but thanks for your concern? Hope you're right.... don't want to end up like this guy!
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Post by twinlaker on Oct 29, 2013 22:15:16 GMT -6
I have a bad headache. I am guessing that's a coincindence. It's like a hangover headache without the queasy stomach. Could be dehydrated..... oh that's right, you aren't supposed to drink anything!!
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Post by egadsto on Oct 30, 2013 6:04:18 GMT -6
Last time I haz one of those I was in hospital for internal bleeding caused by prescription NSAID; although I had stopped taking the drug as soon as I suspected something was wrong, they needed to scope me from the top and the bottom to see whether I was still bleeding. Rushing to the hospital toilet dragging the saline bag rack with IVs in my arm was a thrill and once the feeding tube pulled out and I started bleeding all over teh place. Cool story, huh?
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Oct 30, 2013 6:29:06 GMT -6
Is it normal to cum when getting a colonoscopy?
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Post by Ginger on Oct 30, 2013 6:57:30 GMT -6
I'll have to look at that later. Sitting in a waiting room. It actually went well and I got about 4 hours sleep before having to get up at 4am to drink another jug.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 30, 2013 7:04:06 GMT -6
Oh my god there's some old lady behind me bitchin' about Obabma care and having to pay everybodies bill even though she's obviously on Medicare and that people like her, the tax payer, have to pay for all those non working people on Medicaid. Their taking all our rights away. Communists. It's too bad there's no where for her to go to get away from it all.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 30, 2013 7:11:30 GMT -6
Hey Ginger, what are going as this Halloween? What do you mean a Robot's sockpuppet?
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Post by Ginger on Oct 30, 2013 7:15:31 GMT -6
Oh my god there's some old lady behind me bitchin' about Obabma care and having to pay everybodies bill even though she's obviously on Medicare and that people like her, the tax payer, have to pay for all those non working people on Medicaid. Their taking all our rights away. Communists. It's too bad there's no where for her to go to get away from it all. Oh lawd, now she's complaining about Michelle Obama canceling all the school lunches and replacing them with carrot sticks and celery. Why she's heard of kids so hungry when they come home from school that they have to get Casey's pizza slices when they get home.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 30, 2013 7:18:19 GMT -6
What makes it worse is it's done in a heavy Minnesota accent...
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Post by Stan's Field on Oct 30, 2013 7:19:09 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Oct 30, 2013 7:25:20 GMT -6
Fucking squareheads
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Post by Stan's Field on Oct 30, 2013 7:31:17 GMT -6
"wrote up" or "removed"? lol fucking stupid people..
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Post by Ginger on Oct 30, 2013 7:32:54 GMT -6
Hey Ginger, what are going as this Halloween? What do you mean a Robot's sockpuppet? Hardeeharhar
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Post by Ginger on Oct 30, 2013 7:36:11 GMT -6
Well boys...I'm gowned.....they're probably gloved. Will be going under soon.
Stomach and guts still rumbling....oh well, I am sure they are used to surprises...
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 30, 2013 8:24:30 GMT -6
Well boys...I'm gowned.....they're probably gloved. Will be going under soon. Stomach and guts still rumbling....oh well, I am sure they are used to surprises... During my hospital stay referenced earlier I had to go through the scope twice, one from the top one morning, the other from the bottom the next. On the second trip into the hospital exam room I apparently made a joke about whether this was where to go to get a penis enlargement (I really don't remember.) Imma thinking they didn't take to kindly to that because I was really doped up when they brought me back to my hospital room from that one. Mrs. Tweeter said I dozed for at least a couple hours. And they didn't juice up your hawg? Welcome to Obama's America.
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Post by egadsto on Oct 30, 2013 8:36:12 GMT -6
What makes it worse is it's done in a heavy Minnesota accent... there are very few sounds that annoy me more than that fucking DERP
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Oct 30, 2013 9:03:54 GMT -6
I bet she's fat as fuck too.
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Post by thunderhawk on Oct 30, 2013 9:44:57 GMT -6
Oh my god there's some old lady behind me bitchin' about Obabma care and having to pay everybodies bill even though she's obviously on Medicare and that people like her, the tax payer, have to pay for all those non working people on Medicaid. Their taking all our rights away. Communists. It's too bad there's no where for her to go to get away from it all. Take heart. That old bitch will be dead soon. (It would be sooner, unfortunately, if us productive types weren't propping her up with that fucking socialized single payer Medicare. Fuckin' taker. Just die.) Happy Ass Probe Day.
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Post by thunderhawk on Oct 30, 2013 10:08:20 GMT -6
Kind of sobering when you realize all proctologists have assholes for clients. How do you decide for your career you want to look up people's butts? Flunked out of regular medical school? Weren't smart enough to become a pharmacist? Not strong enough to be a chiropractor? Weren't enough of an asshole yourself to become a lawyer? Semi-regular hours, high pay. Same reason my bro became a cock doc.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 30, 2013 11:09:15 GMT -6
In the spirit of Ginj being all doped up, I have a rather odd question. I am donating blood this evening, and then leaving there and going directly to a Halloween party. It's not going to be a ridiculous drunk fest, since it's a kid's party too, but I have nevar dranj teh beer after donating blood. I wasn't even thinking about the possibility, but then le wief asked me if she needed to drive me home tonight.
Now, I'm not gonna lie, I am obsessed with how it would feel to slam a few pints after donating a pint.
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Post by #70 on Oct 30, 2013 11:28:13 GMT -6
In the spirit of Ginj being all doped up, I have a rather odd question. I am donating blood this evening, and then leaving there and going directly to a Halloween party. It's not going to be a ridiculous drunk fest, since it's a kid's party too, but I have nevar dranj teh beer after donating blood. I wasn't even thinking about the possibility, but then le wief asked me if she needed to drive me home tonight. Now, I'm not gonna lie, I am obsessed with how it would feel to slam a few pints after donating a pint. You better opt for the Bud Light instead of the BL Lime.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 30, 2013 11:49:18 GMT -6
In the spirit of Ginj being all doped up, I have a rather odd question. I am donating blood this evening, and then leaving there and going directly to a Halloween party. It's not going to be a ridiculous drunk fest, since it's a kid's party too, but I have nevar dranj teh beer after donating blood. I wasn't even thinking about the possibility, but then le wief asked me if she needed to drive me home tonight. Now, I'm not gonna lie, I am obsessed with how it would feel to slam a few pints after donating a pint. You better opt for the Bud Light instead of the BL Lime. I was thinking moar of a Michelob Ultra berry pomengranite
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Post by Stan's Field on Oct 30, 2013 11:52:19 GMT -6
I bet she's fat as fuck too.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 30, 2013 19:57:48 GMT -6
I'M BACK!
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 30, 2013 20:43:09 GMT -6
How'z your poop chute Kath?
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