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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 11, 2014 22:26:47 GMT -6
I am drunk with power after banning clown poasters today. Query whether you want to press your luck, pal. One moar banning and I may come down with small cock mod-itis. I do agree that they will not find a villain better than Vader, so they shouldn't try. My advice would be to focus less on evil characters, and moar on the difficulties of passing trade legislation through the Senate.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 11, 2014 22:29:26 GMT -6
I thought the story of Obi-Wan could have been better in the pre's, but for the most part they made him a dickless idiot with nothing to do half the time. However, I disagree that the original trilogy wasn't about Vader, it was about Luke, and the cliche bullshit about Campbell's hero archetypes which are as transparent as Angie's yoga pants. Shit, in New Hope, Vader was nothing but a mid-level functionary who, while he looks cool, is ultimately defeated by someone he had no business defeating him. The only difference between him and Darth Maul was they killed off Maul, but let Vader live. Only in Empire to they make him the galaxy's ultimate badass. My favorite movie with Vader was Attack of the Clones, because in Ep 1 he was a retarded kid, in Ep 3 he was a whiny pussy complaining about his job to his boss. But in Ep 2 he was an arrogant prick who was angry all the time yet somehow wound up with an unspeakably hot chick, which is basically makes him the high school jock enemy of every Star Wars fan alive, so I thought it was a pretty accurate portrayal of adolescent angst. Anakin should've berryd it so deepin padme's ass....
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Post by egadsto on Jan 11, 2014 22:29:37 GMT -6
I am drunk with power after banning clown poasters today. Query whether you want to press your luck, pal. One moar banning and I may come down with small cock mod-itis. I do agree that they will not find a villain better than Vader, so they shouldn't try. My advice would be to focus less on evil characters, and moar on the difficulties of passing trade legislation through the Senate.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 11, 2014 22:31:05 GMT -6
Anakin should've berryd it so deepin padme's ass.... *bites his lip*
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 11, 2014 22:36:12 GMT -6
As long as impeach Barack Calrissian before he signs the Galactic AHA into law, I'll be fine....
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 11, 2014 22:49:48 GMT -6
^easily duped senior^
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 11, 2014 22:55:16 GMT -6
^Optimistic but naive college student from Corellia^
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 11, 2014 22:57:52 GMT -6
^bait taker^
Corwhatia? Lol
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Post by #70 on Jan 11, 2014 23:03:22 GMT -6
finally ghost posts something worth while about 27 posts in. about fucking time
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 11, 2014 23:05:37 GMT -6
finally ghost posts something worth while about 27 posts in. about fucking time What's corellia?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 11, 2014 23:07:27 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Jan 11, 2014 23:16:08 GMT -6
thank u ghost. this thread is finally worth while.
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Post by #70 on Jan 11, 2014 23:16:49 GMT -6
btw ice, Emmy is super fine. super duper fine.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 11, 2014 23:18:28 GMT -6
She look good in bikinis....
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 28, 2014 17:40:34 GMT -6
PARDNER!!! PLZ WATCH AND REACT WITH A MEASUREMENT ON TEH PETER-METER!
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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 28, 2014 17:55:21 GMT -6
PARDNER!!! PLZ WATCH AND REACT WITH A MEASUREMENT ON TEH PETER-METER! WHAT IN THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH? JESUS CHRIST, I CAN'T BELIEVE I RUSHED HOME TO CHECK FOR THE TRAILER FOR THIS. FIRST SCENE IS A BLACK STORM TROOPER? WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IS THAT? NOT TO BE RACIST, BUT IS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO LEAD OFF WITH A POLITICALLY CORRECT AND HISTORICALLY INACCURATE, NON-CANONICAL PIECE OF NONSENSE? MANY OF THE STORM TROOPERS WERE CLONES OF JANGO FETT AND AS SUCH HAD A MORE ASIAN OR MIDDLE EASTERN LOOK AND THIS PRETTY MUCH RUINED THE WHOLE FRANCHISE. I COULDN'T GET PAST THE FIRST FEW SECONDS. WHAT ELSE HAPPENED?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 28, 2014 18:00:33 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 28, 2014 18:03:13 GMT -6
Jesus pard, everyone knows the storm troopers were conscripts instead of clones by the time the original trilogy came out.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 28, 2014 19:34:38 GMT -6
Jesus pard, everyone knows the storm troopers were conscripts instead of clones by the time the original trilogy came out. Haven't read Allegiance by Zahn yet, hey pal?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 28, 2014 19:35:37 GMT -6
Oh, lemme guess. A new sith. Spoiler alert, he gonna whoop ass then he gonna get got. Fuck you disney.
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 28, 2014 19:59:56 GMT -6
Stupid looking light saber is stupid...
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Post by Solar Stud on Nov 28, 2014 21:56:26 GMT -6
Joruus C'baoth will do some serious f*cking up of the new order Jedi.
"It doesn't pay to be cloned" will be his mantra.
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Post by Solar Stud on Nov 28, 2014 22:00:58 GMT -6
Star Wars sans Vader = Fran sans temper i.e. what's the fucking point. Yep. You could see them try so hard to make the siths and bad guys awesome in the prequels, but they all sucked compared to Vader. Honestly, is there a bigger badass evil guy in any fucking movie? And without a truly fucking badass evil guy and not one but two moon sized spaceships that could destroy a fucking planet, do you even have enough there to make a movie? Have to agree to disagree. DV was a spoiled punk, in love with a flat-chested whining b!tch. Easily swayed by hollow promises....mush-brain if ever one lived. Darth Maul was way more badass. Born, raised, cultured and brain-washed to be bad. Best light saber ever.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 29, 2014 8:35:11 GMT -6
Yep. You could see them try so hard to make the siths and bad guys awesome in the prequels, but they all sucked compared to Vader. Honestly, is there a bigger badass evil guy in any fucking movie? And without a truly fucking badass evil guy and not one but two moon sized spaceships that could destroy a fucking planet, do you even have enough there to make a movie? Have to agree to disagree. DV was a spoiled punk, in love with a flat-chested whining b!tch. Easily swayed by hollow promises....mush-brain if ever one lived. Darth Maul was way more badass. Born, raised, cultured and brain-washed to be bad. Best light saber ever. I think we're really dismissing what a bad ass Palpatine was. I mean, Darth Vader was taking fucking orders from Tarkin, and Darth Maul got beat by Padawan, whereas Palpatine single-handedly brought down the Republic (like Obama), but also defeated Yoda in battle.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 29, 2014 9:29:44 GMT -6
wood
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