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Post by Solar Stud on Nov 29, 2014 20:52:37 GMT -6
Have to agree to disagree. DV was a spoiled punk, in love with a flat-chested whining b!tch. Easily swayed by hollow promises....mush-brain if ever one lived. Darth Maul was way more badass. Born, raised, cultured and brain-washed to be bad. Best light saber ever. I think we're really dismissing what a bad ass Palpatine was. I mean, Darth Vader was taking fucking orders from Tarkin, and Darth Maul got beat by Padawan, whereas Palpatine single-handedly brought down the Republic (like Obama), but also defeated Yoda in battle. Darth Maul took on the two best Jedi's ever....Obi Wan & Qui Gon Ginn. He easily killed the latter and had the former beat until he had a momentary lapse of concentration. He was taught to fight two Jedi's at once. B!tchn dual saber. Bad ass!
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Post by thunderhawk on Nov 29, 2014 21:08:08 GMT -6
I can't say it better than that. I thought all of the stormtroopers were clones of Boba Fett's decapitated daddy. I think we got us a faker up in here.
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 1, 2014 10:29:10 GMT -6
Futbol truly is the universal sport.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Dec 1, 2014 10:50:01 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 1, 2014 11:15:02 GMT -6
I can't say it better than that. I thought all of the stormtroopers were clones of Boba Fett's decapitated daddy. I think we got us a faker up in here. Not all storm troopers were former clone troopers. This has been well established in Canon. Most of the late Imperial Army was comprised of conscripts. For instance, in the original trilogy, the stormtroopers had different fucking voices, and were different sizes (aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?).
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 1, 2014 11:19:56 GMT -6
I think we're really dismissing what a bad ass Palpatine was. I mean, Darth Vader was taking fucking orders from Tarkin, and Darth Maul got beat by Padawan, whereas Palpatine single-handedly brought down the Republic (like Obama), but also defeated Yoda in battle. Darth Maul took on the two best Jedi's ever....Obi Wan & Qui Gon Ginn. He easily killed the latter and had the former beat until he had a momentary lapse of concentration. He was taught to fight two Jedi's at once. B!tchn dual saber. Bad ass! It's a stretch to call those two the best Jedi ever. Obi-Wan kept getting his ass kicked by Dooku, while Yoda handled him realatively easy. Qui-Gon became most piwerful after he died, he wasn't even on the Jedi Council. Yoda and Windu were the most badass jedi we saw, and Palpatine intentionally lost to Windu, and fucked Yoda up so bad he ran away and hid 30 years.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 1, 2014 11:41:56 GMT -6
Is this a discussion of christianity? This discussion is more important than that, fuck face.
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Post by egadsto on Dec 1, 2014 12:23:15 GMT -6
Is this a discussion of christianity?
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Post by egadsto on Dec 1, 2014 12:24:48 GMT -6
Is this a discussion of christianity? This discussion is more important than that, fuck face.
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 1, 2014 19:50:17 GMT -6
I can't say it better than that. I thought all of the stormtroopers were clones of Boba Fett's decapitated daddy. I think we got us a faker up in here. Did you ever see Luke wif a Storm Troopar suit on? How bout Han? Dis black samba is pry in disguise. Ifi had 2 guess, they pry "escaped" from a holding cell on a Star Destroyer by thumping some Troopers over their heads to get their gear, stole a shuttle, and crashed the bish on Tattooween.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 1, 2014 20:11:04 GMT -6
I can't say it better than that. I thought all of the stormtroopers were clones of Boba Fett's decapitated daddy. I think we got us a faker up in here. Did you ever see Luke wif a Storm Troopar suit on? How bout Han? Dis black samba is pry in disguise. Ifi had 2 guess, they pry "escaped" from a holding cell on a Star Destroyer by thumping some Troopers over their heads to get their gear, stole a shuttle, and crashed the bish on Tattooween. Riddle me this, hoss. If Lando was the only black dude appearing in the episodes that occurred ABY (After Battle of Yavin), how is there suddenly another black dude in the series? Is he the offspring of Lando, perhaps? But Lando was lighter skinned, so who is the mother? This snippet provides far more questions than answers.
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 1, 2014 22:27:46 GMT -6
What all books in this jumbled up fucking galactic mess are actually worth reading? What all have dove into, OK4P?
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 1, 2014 22:50:46 GMT -6
Did you ever see Luke wif a Storm Troopar suit on? How bout Han? Dis black samba is pry in disguise. Ifi had 2 guess, they pry "escaped" from a holding cell on a Star Destroyer by thumping some Troopers over their heads to get their gear, stole a shuttle, and crashed the bish on Tattooween. Riddle me this, hoss. If Lando was the only black dude appearing in the episodes that occurred ABY (After Battle of Yavin), how is there suddenly another black dude in the series? Is he the offspring of Lando, perhaps? But Lando was lighter skinned, so who is the mother? This snippet provides far more questions than answers. Furthermore. Considering the fact that racial variation on earth is primarily a function of natural selection premised upon equatorial proximity, well, fuck. Do all humanoid habitable worlds follow the same patterns of evolution?
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Post by Solar Stud on Dec 2, 2014 0:32:14 GMT -6
And let's not forget Ghost, Darth Maul was merely an apprentice at the time he took on a full Jedi and his padawan, two vs one. Pretty studly.
And his padawn turned out to be pretty damn good.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 2, 2014 7:48:16 GMT -6
Riddle me this, hoss. If Lando was the only black dude appearing in the episodes that occurred ABY (After Battle of Yavin), how is there suddenly another black dude in the series? Is he the offspring of Lando, perhaps? But Lando was lighter skinned, so who is the mother? This snippet provides far more questions than answers. Furthermore. Considering the fact that racial variation on earth is primarily a function of natural selection premised upon equatorial proximity, well, fuck. Do all humanoid habitable worlds follow the same patterns of evolution? Keep in mind that in teh Star Warz universe, every planet has a homogeneous climate. If there is a desert, it's a desert planet. SNow? It's an ice planet. Trees? It's a forest planet. My guess is that Lando probably banged some dark green chick, bince there are plenty of those around, Jabba's dancers come to mind, and produced a dark black kid. There's a reason Billy Dee isn't in the movie and the rest of the original cast is...Lando has a bunch of kids around the galaxy and, typical, isn't around to raise them. Why do you think the black storm trooper is looking around Tatooine?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 2, 2014 7:48:54 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Dec 2, 2014 8:01:25 GMT -6
It's gone from bad to worse. This thread? How is that even possible?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 2, 2014 9:14:41 GMT -6
If you nerds can't keep up, feel free not to open this thread. The rest of us are free to discuss the ethnic diversity of the Star Wars galaxy in peace.
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Post by egadsto on Dec 2, 2014 9:15:23 GMT -6
This thread? How is that even possible? You make a fair point.
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Post by ejectporkins on Dec 2, 2014 9:17:58 GMT -6
Appreciated
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Dec 2, 2014 12:32:27 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 2, 2014 13:20:56 GMT -6
It's gone from bad to worse. This thread? How is that even possible? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST IGNORE SILLY MOVIE STUFF? YOU TAKE THINGS LIKE SCIENCE FICTION WAYYYYYYYYYYYY TOO SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEEPZERZ
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 2, 2014 13:22:32 GMT -6
If you nerds can't keep up, feel free not to open this thread. The rest of us are free to discuss the ethnic diversity of the Star Wars galaxy in peace. i ASKED A QUESTION EARLIER, BOUT BOOKS, CARE TO FIELD THAT FUCKER? SINCE OK4PEEONSELF WONT?
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Post by Ginger on Dec 2, 2014 16:51:29 GMT -6
LOL LOL LOL ok4peeonself LOL LOL LOL Is this really that funny...!
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Post by Ginger on Dec 2, 2014 16:57:03 GMT -6
This thread? How is that even possible? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST IGNORE SILLY MOVIE STUFF? YOU TAKE THINGS LIKE SCIENCE FICTION WAYYYYYYYYYYYY TOO SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEEPZERZScience fiction is not silly, pal!!
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