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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Feb 16, 2015 23:40:35 GMT -6
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Post by saldali on Feb 17, 2015 2:00:18 GMT -6
Jack knows.....
Jack Kerouac “I ate apple pie and ice cream—it was getting better as I got deeper into Iowa, the pie bigger, the ice cream richer. There were the most beautiful bevies of girls everywhere I looked in Des Moines that afternoon—they were coming home from high school—but I had no time for thoughts like that…So I rushed past the pretty girls, and the prettiest girls in the world live in Des Moines.”
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 17, 2015 7:10:15 GMT -6
"The Des Moines metro area exceeds the overall U.S. in millennial growth by almost 10 percent."
Glad I left. Millennials are tards.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 17, 2015 8:39:04 GMT -6
Just look at the tale of the tape. Ghosto and HFN: GenX Stololol and Icehide: Millennials
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 17, 2015 8:58:53 GMT -6
Ghost, you dress like a fucking hipster's wet dream. Vin, Stollololol owns more than you're worth.
Also, Billy disk golfs. Why nobody has kicked his ass yet for doing so is fucking beyond me.....
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 17, 2015 9:25:35 GMT -6
Ghost, you dress like a fucking hipster's wet dream. Vin, Stollololol owns more than you're worth. Also, Billy disk golfs. Why nobody has kicked his ass yet for doing so is fucking beyond me..... Don't say shit you can't take back asshole.
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Post by thunderhawk on Feb 17, 2015 10:21:59 GMT -6
I'm Gen X. Which probably explains why I'm so cynical and mean.
That and the fact that mega-douchebag college dropouts liek Scott Walker are called "governor."
I mean that alone makes me want to find something disagreeable and just utterly destroy it.
Add all the turmoil we've been through and bullshit we've been fed, and goddamn, it's a wonder there isn't mass rebellion.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 17, 2015 10:24:00 GMT -6
I'm Gen X. Which probably explains why I'm so cynical and mean. That and the fact that mega-douchebag college dropouts liek Scott Walker are called "governor." I mean that alone makes me want to find something disagreeable and just utterly destroy it. Add all the turmoil we've been through and bullshit we've been fed, and goddamn, it's a wonder there isn't mass rebellion. Your parents were politically active. Our generation is politically cynical. The next generation is politically detached.
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Post by thunderhawk on Feb 17, 2015 10:26:45 GMT -6
Jack knows..... Jack Kerouac “I ate apple pie and ice cream—it was getting better as I got deeper into Iowa, the pie bigger, the ice cream richer. There were the most beautiful bevies of girls everywhere I looked in Des Moines that afternoon—they were coming home from high school—but I had no time for thoughts like that…So I rushed past the pretty girls, and the prettiest girls in the world live in Des Moines.” I've been all over the world, and Des Moines does have more than it's fair share of highly attractive women.
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Post by thunderhawk on Feb 17, 2015 10:30:03 GMT -6
I'm Gen X. Which probably explains why I'm so cynical and mean. That and the fact that mega-douchebag college dropouts liek Scott Walker are called "governor." I mean that alone makes me want to find something disagreeable and just utterly destroy it. Add all the turmoil we've been through and bullshit we've been fed, and goddamn, it's a wonder there isn't mass rebellion. Your parents were politically active. Our generation is politically cynical. The next generation is politically detached. They may be detached from politics, but politics sure as shit ain't detached from them. These fuckin boomers are gonna milk the millennials for all they're worth, and then some. Just going to abuse the fuck outta them, and the detached millennials will bitch on twitter and watch stupid shit liek "Girls" but not bother to use their latent political clout. Stupid fucks.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 17, 2015 10:33:44 GMT -6
It sounds like Mr. Kerouac was leering at high school aged girls, which is pretty fucked up. I don't know the context of that quote, but it seems he's concerned that he was too busy eating ice cream that day to try and bang teenagers?
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Feb 17, 2015 10:42:56 GMT -6
Damn filthy beatniks
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Post by thunderhawk on Feb 17, 2015 10:46:59 GMT -6
It sounds like Mr. Kerouac was leering at high school aged girls, which is pretty fucked up. I don't know the context of that quote, but it seems he's concerned that he was too busy eating ice cream that day to try and bang teenagers? You're kind of an, uh, expert in this sphere, no?
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Post by thunderhawk on Feb 17, 2015 10:47:40 GMT -6
They are stinky little fucks for sure.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 17, 2015 10:55:49 GMT -6
Your parents were politically active. Our generation is politically cynical. The next generation is politically detached. They may be detached from politics, but politics sure as shit ain't detached from them. These fuckin boomers are gonna milk the millennials for all they're worth, and then some. Just going to abuse the fuck outta them, and the detached millennials will bitch on twitter and watch stupid shit liek "Girls" but not bother to use their latent political clout. Stupid fucks. Like it will make a fucking difference. 40 years ago, boomers were raising hell politically all over the place, and we still shit all over Vietnam, blacks can still be be shot in the fucking street, and women still make a fraction of what men make. All of that political activism adds up to very little. The powers that be will still be the powers. I don't think millennials are just detached from the political process, they're detached from most institutions as well, and that will have benefits and pitfalls. On one hand, they let ghey people be, on the other hand, they don't understand why you should have to pay for music.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 17, 2015 10:56:22 GMT -6
It sounds like Mr. Kerouac was leering at high school aged girls, which is pretty fucked up. I don't know the context of that quote, but it seems he's concerned that he was too busy eating ice cream that day to try and bang teenagers? You're kind of an, uh, expert in this sphere, no? I have an ice cream maker, but I'm hardly an expert.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Feb 17, 2015 11:10:09 GMT -6
Iowa Rox!!!!!!
BAHAHAHIs this really that funny...
God damn you people make me laff.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Feb 17, 2015 11:12:10 GMT -6
Is ghost claiming to not be a millennial? That's laughennial.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 17, 2015 11:13:04 GMT -6
Jack knows..... Jack Kerouac “I ate apple pie and ice cream—it was getting better as I got deeper into Iowa, the pie bigger, the ice cream richer. There were the most beautiful bevies of girls everywhere I looked in Des Moines that afternoon—they were coming home from high school—but I had no time for thoughts like that…So I rushed past the pretty girls, and the prettiest girls in the world live in Des Moines.” I've been all over the world, and Des Moines does have more than it's fair share of highly attractive women. No, it doesn't brah. Let me 'splain the term "Des Moines 8" to you. A Des Moines 8 is a chick who, if you put her in Chicago would be a fucking 6 on a good day, but because she is in Neck Moines, she thinks she's an 8. Same with an Omaha 8. What is happening in Neck Moines is that a certain educational institution that prides itself on "having the most Iowa high school graduates of any school in the world" is churning out record numbers of semi-literate douchebags and fat, or soon to be fat, women. They descend on its hallowed halls from places liek Creston, Decorah, Storm Lake, Boone and Story City. Then, they graduate and move to Neck Moines to do back office work at places liek Wells Fargo or Principal Financial Group, making sure that mortgage checks hit on time and overpriced variable life policies of semi-competent senior citizens are paid in full before insurance is underwritten. To them, Neck Moines is the big city. Iowa City has a lot of hot girls. A significant number of them wind up moving to Chicago and becoming bar wenches or waitresses. The hottest of them attach themselves to some d-bag with upper middle class money (i.e., not rich, but not brokedick) from the western suburbs and they wind up living in some shitbox in Logan Square for a few years and then move to Scumburg, Naperthrille or the DeeG by the time they turn 25.
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Post by thunderhawk on Feb 17, 2015 11:29:24 GMT -6
I've been all over the world, and Des Moines does have more than it's fair share of highly attractive women. No, it doesn't brah. Let me 'splain the term "Des Moines 8" to you. A Des Moines 8 is a chick who, if you put her in Chicago would be a fucking 6 on a good day, but because she is in Neck Moines, she thinks she's an 8. Same with an Omaha 8. What is happening in Neck Moines is that a certain educational institution that prides itself on "having the most Iowa high school graduates of any school in the world" is churning out record numbers of semi-literate douchebags and fat, or soon to be fat, women. They descend on its hallowed halls from places liek Creston, Decorah, Storm Lake, Boone and Story City. Then, they graduate and move to Neck Moines to do back office work at places liek Wells Fargo or Principal Financial Group, making sure that mortgage checks hit on time and overpriced variable life policies of semi-competent senior citizens are paid in full before insurance is underwritten. To them, Neck Moines is the big city. Iowa City has a lot of hot girls. A significant number of them wind up moving to Chicago and becoming bar wenches or waitresses. The hottest of them attach themselves to some d-bag with upper middle class money (i.e., not rich, but not brokedick) from the western suburbs and they wind up living in some shitbox in Logan Square for a few years and then move to Scumburg, Naperthrille or the DeeG by the time they turn 25. Iowa City has a lot of pseudo-hot dolled-out Chicagoland hos. They don't age well. Des Moines has a far higher quality selection than Omaha, in per capita AND absolute numerical terms. In per capita terms, Des Moines shoves Chicagoland's bitches faces in the snow. I was in Centro on Saturday night, and it was just crawling with talent. I was impressed, and I'm a man of high standards. Now, having said this, I must relate a story. My youngest bro and I were driving back from Florida en route to STL via I-24 and we stopped off in Murfeesboro, TN to hit a Wal Mart(!) to pick up a DVD player for another bro in STL whose player had broken down. Anyway we decide to grab some lunch at this local joint afterwards. As the lunch crowd filtered in, it was one smokin' hot chick after another. We just sat there and laughed at it, it was that redickulous. The sad thing of course is that most of them, due to the laws of proximity, were prolly paired up with redneck loser hicks who really should have been stuck with an Omaha 4.
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Feb 17, 2015 11:34:28 GMT -6
I've been all over the world, and Des Moines does have more than it's fair share of highly attractive women. No, it doesn't brah. Let me 'splain the term "Des Moines 8" to you. A Des Moines 8 is a chick who, if you put her in Chicago would be a fucking 6 on a good day, but because she is in Neck Moines, she thinks she's an 8. Same with an Omaha 8. What is happening in Neck Moines is that a certain educational institution that prides itself on "having the most Iowa high school graduates of any school in the world" is churning out record numbers of semi-literate douchebags and fat, or soon to be fat, women. They descend on its hallowed halls from places liek Creston, Decorah, Storm Lake, Boone and Story City. Then, they graduate and move to Neck Moines to do back office work at places liek Wells Fargo or Principal Financial Group, making sure that mortgage checks hit on time and overpriced variable life policies of semi-competent senior citizens are paid in full before insurance is underwritten. To them, Neck Moines is the big city. Iowa City has a lot of hot girls. A significant number of them wind up moving to Chicago and becoming bar wenches or waitresses. The hottest of them attach themselves to some d-bag with upper middle class money (i.e., not rich, but not brokedick) from the western suburbs and they wind up living in some shitbox in Logan Square for a few years and then move to Scumburg, Naperthrille or the DeeG by the time they turn 25. Holy shit I graduated from high school with a girl that did exactly that.
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Post by LansingHawk on Feb 17, 2015 11:45:56 GMT -6
Your parents were politically active. Our generation is politically cynical. The next generation is politically detached. They may be detached from politics, but politics sure as shit ain't detached from them. These fuckin boomers are gonna milk the millennials for all they're worth, and then some. Just going to abuse the fuck outta them, and the detached millennials will bitch on twitter and watch stupid shit liek "Girls" but not bother to use their latent political clout. Stupid fucks. Fuckin' right we are.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 17, 2015 11:59:11 GMT -6
Dude, Thor, Murfeesboro is small town with a huge college next to fucking Nashville, which is the Hollywood of the south. Of course there will be talent everywhere.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 17, 2015 12:06:57 GMT -6
Your parents were politically active. Our generation is politically cynical. The next generation is politically detached. Billah, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but depending on which source or definition you trust and/or believe, you're a Millennial. Gen-X is understood to be comprised of those of us borned from 1961 or 1962 through 1979-1980. I've seen it stretched to 1982, but not usually. Conventional wisdom has teh Millennial Gen starting in 1980. Sorry pal! Generationally, I don't see that. If you ask me, the defining moments for the Millenial generation were the election of George W. Bush and the September 11th attacks. I was an adult when those things happened, so I don't share a world view with someone who was shaped by these events as a child.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 17, 2015 12:07:55 GMT -6
LOL that what passes for "talent" in the upper midwest is buried under huffing and puffing Ghosto for 90 seconds every night.
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