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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 15, 2016 17:03:10 GMT -6
I hope they kill every fucking gator in a 12 mile radius, just to be sure. Fuck gators. People come first.... perturbed? Nope, just hate it when animals get in the way. I'm an alpha male apex fucking predator. Gator snatches young boy, we kill 500 gators. Fuck gators.
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Post by Ginger on Jun 15, 2016 17:10:29 GMT -6
Bad PR for Disney but shit, they get sued all the time for a myriad of things. They'll pay the family mad bank, post more signs in 40 languages, and life goes on. And set up fucking speakers with a 24 hour loop that tell you the same thing in the same 40 different languages. "Stay the fuck out of the pondl" set to the tune of "its a small world after all"
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Jun 15, 2016 18:27:19 GMT -6
I'm sorry, I know today's children generally get whatever they want, but why on earth do you people go to Disney world? It's fucking hell on earth, or at least it appears to be from what I've seen (been right there, next to the property, but never inside, and that's 100% by choice). There is literally nothing on this planet that would compel me to sacrifice my dignity and self-worth and enter that place. It's the world's biggest walmart, nothing more, nothing less. You don't have kids so I can see why you think that way. In all honesty it's expensive, but the experience is better than any two bit amusement park you'll find anywhere else. If you are basing everything on the cheap ass hotels situated just outside the park then I see why you think it's a redneck haven.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 15, 2016 18:38:42 GMT -6
I'm sorry, I know today's children generally get whatever they want, but why on earth do you people go to Disney world? It's fucking hell on earth, or at least it appears to be from what I've seen (been right there, next to the property, but never inside, and that's 100% by choice). There is literally nothing on this planet that would compel me to sacrifice my dignity and self-worth and enter that place. It's the world's biggest walmart, nothing more, nothing less. For the kids. It actually isn't that bad at all if done correctly. It's far from a Walmart, it has shit for kids of every age and interest. Epcot blows (aside from serving beer) but Animal Kingdom, MGM, and Magic Kingdom are a lot of fun and the rides aren't being run by carnies that have 3 teeth and a kool hanging from their lip. Plus it's fucking clean. Don't get me wrong it is way down on the list and one visit is enough but for any kid under 10 it's pretty much nonstop fun.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 15, 2016 19:06:35 GMT -6
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Post by Solar Stud on Jun 15, 2016 19:49:37 GMT -6
Bad week to live in Orlando.
The answer is obvious....arm every single LBGTQ and child with an AR-15.
Teach them how to effectively use it.
ISIS and Crocs wouldn't stand a chance.
Edit: ISIS, crocs, gorillas, ISU fans wouldn't stand a chance.
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Post by Solar Stud on Jun 15, 2016 19:55:22 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 15, 2016 20:05:26 GMT -6
If you're holding off on killing yourself, consider this your permission.
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Post by Solar Stud on Jun 15, 2016 20:55:01 GMT -6
Gators are everywhere in Florida. My sisters housing area has a pond out front, no bigger than a quarter of a football field. There's always gators in there. If they get too big they capture them and move them. That's just a small pond though, Seven Lagoons Lake is huge and has a series of canals that go all over Disney property and then connect to outside waterways. Disney property is 100+ square miles easily. People are warned not to go into the natural bodies of water. I was pissed, when I was in Orlanderp, I was golfing for 4 hours looking for a fucking gator, and I couldn't find one. Meanwhile, people at Disney are getting free gator rides. It's not fair. How long did it take you to do the back nine?
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Post by Other on Jun 15, 2016 21:19:07 GMT -6
I was pissed, when I was in Orlanderp, I was golfing for 4 hours looking for a fucking gator, and I couldn't find one. Meanwhile, people at Disney are getting free gator rides. It's not fair. How long did it take you to do the back nine? Don't be an asshole, those discs can be hard for Billy to find.
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Post by Solar Stud on Jun 15, 2016 21:33:10 GMT -6
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Post by TaterWanger on Jun 15, 2016 22:23:28 GMT -6
I'm sorry, I know today's children generally get whatever they want, but why on earth do you people go to Disney world? It's fucking hell on earth, or at least it appears to be from what I've seen (been right there, next to the property, but never inside, and that's 100% by choice). There is literally nothing on this planet that would compel me to sacrifice my dignity and self-worth and enter that place. It's the world's biggest walmart, nothing more, nothing less. You don't have kids so I can see why you think that way. In all honesty it's expensive, but the experience is better than any two bit amusement park you'll find anywhere else. If you are basing everything on the cheap ass hotels situated just outside the park then I see why you think it's a redneck haven. I have kids and I would never even consider Disney. Yes, its clean. But everyfing else about that place makes me want to eat a bullet. The rides are average at best, and the lines are fucking ridiculous. Hey dad, can we pay Disney $100+ to get skin cancer and wait two hours to go on Mr Toads wild ride? Fuck that shit son, lets pay $25 and go to 6 flags and ride that fucking thing until we puke! But Dad I want to spend $20 on a smoked turkeg leg and a coke. Ffff that place. The worst thing about it is the legions of people too fucking fat to walk wif their kids and disney gives all of them fucking mobility scooters which they happily ride around on while slurping a 5 gallon bucket of sweet tea.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 16, 2016 1:20:34 GMT -6
I kinda just thought it was common sense. I warn't out huntin gaters but I saw the fuckers lurking around. They aren't too skeered of humans I'm sorry, but the image of you in a...loincloth? banana hammock? WTF does Thorzan wear to le Floriderp beach??...with a fucking Ginsu strapped to ur thigh was just too much to process on a boiling hot afternoon. Holy shit LOLOLOLOLOL LOLOlNOL North Face shorts and folding knife. Wasn't my idea, a fuckin local tipped me off about it. Plus we had little kids with us. Shoulda prolly carried a Glock
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 16, 2016 1:22:32 GMT -6
Mother fucking this. You're in fucking Florida there are gators every fucking where no matter how much they do to prevent the fuckers from getting in certain bodies of water doesn't work. I feel horrible for the family but use your fucking brains. Oh that's right everybody needs a fucking McDonald's coffee warning on their cup to know the coffee is going to be fucking hot. Asshats. Thor what do you say about hot McDonald's coffee...come on...don't be shy. Two words: Failure To Warn Two More: Unsafe For Consumption (that lil gem came out in depositions)
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 16, 2016 1:25:01 GMT -6
You don't have kids so I can see why you think that way. In all honesty it's expensive, but the experience is better than any two bit amusement park you'll find anywhere else. If you are basing everything on the cheap ass hotels situated just outside the park then I see why you think it's a redneck haven. I have kids and I would never even consider Disney. Yes, its clean. But everyfing else about that place makes me want to eat a bullet. The rides are average at best, and the lines are fucking ridiculous. Hey dad, can we pay Disney $100+ to get skin cancer and wait two hours to go on Mr Toads wild ride? Fuck that shit son, lets pay $25 and go to 6 flags and ride that fucking thing until we puke! But Dad I want to spend $20 on a smoked turkeg leg and a coke. Ffff that place. The worst thing about it is the legions of people too fucking fat to walk wif their kids and disney gives all of them fucking mobility scooters which they happily ride around on while slurping a 5 gallon bucket of sweet tea. This, a million times this. I'd rather get in and out of adventureland in 4 hours if forced to theme park. There are few things in life that make me want to detonate a nuke and splatter quivering chunks of fat prole more than traffic and lines.
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Post by egadsto on Jun 16, 2016 5:54:45 GMT -6
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jun 16, 2016 8:21:19 GMT -6
I'm sorry, I know today's children generally get whatever they want, but why on earth do you people go to Disney world? It's fucking hell on earth, or at least it appears to be from what I've seen (been right there, next to the property, but never inside, and that's 100% by choice). There is literally nothing on this planet that would compel me to sacrifice my dignity and self-worth and enter that place. It's the world's biggest walmart, nothing more, nothing less. For the kids. It actually isn't that bad at all if done correctly. It's far from a Walmart, it has shit for kids of every age and interest. Epcot blows (aside from serving beer) but Animal Kingdom, MGM, and Magic Kingdom are a lot of fun and the rides aren't being run by carnies that have 3 teeth and a kool hanging from their lip. Plus it's fucking clean. Don't get me wrong it is way down on the list and one visit is enough but for any kid under 10 it's pretty much nonstop fun. If your kid's idea of fun is standing in sequential hour long lines, then you would be correct. The fun is non stop. I gotta go with BFM on this one. I didn't take my kid to Disney when she was young. We did things like go to Atlantis in the Bahamas or camping in Yellowstone.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 16, 2016 8:43:10 GMT -6
For the kids. It actually isn't that bad at all if done correctly. It's far from a Walmart, it has shit for kids of every age and interest. Epcot blows (aside from serving beer) but Animal Kingdom, MGM, and Magic Kingdom are a lot of fun and the rides aren't being run by carnies that have 3 teeth and a kool hanging from their lip. Plus it's fucking clean. Don't get me wrong it is way down on the list and one visit is enough but for any kid under 10 it's pretty much nonstop fun. If your kid's idea of fun is standing in sequential hour long lines, then you would be correct. The fun is non stop. I gotta go with BFM on this one. I didn't take my kid to Disney when she was young. We did things like go to Atlantis in the I'm Bi-Curious amas or camping in Yellowstone. I took the kids on a real life mountain hike last year. Not a ballbuster, but a real wilderness experience with boulders and stream crossings and whatnot. Of course on the return to the trailhead I was lugging a four year old and a backpack loaded down with about 40 pounds of "cool rocks," water, gatorade, etc. I guess it actually was a ballbuster towards the end there. It was a gloriously fat prole-free experience tho.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jun 16, 2016 8:44:57 GMT -6
Yes, there are few places available for fat fucks to plug in there rascal scooters in the wild.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 16, 2016 9:06:51 GMT -6
For the kids. It actually isn't that bad at all if done correctly. It's far from a Walmart, it has shit for kids of every age and interest. Epcot blows (aside from serving beer) but Animal Kingdom, MGM, and Magic Kingdom are a lot of fun and the rides aren't being run by carnies that have 3 teeth and a kool hanging from their lip. Plus it's fucking clean. Don't get me wrong it is way down on the list and one visit is enough but for any kid under 10 it's pretty much nonstop fun. If your kid's idea of fun is standing in sequential hour long lines, then you would be correct. The fun is non stop. I gotta go with BFM on this one. I didn't take my kid to Disney when she was young. We did things like go to Atlantis in the I'm Bi-Curious amas or camping in Yellowstone. non stop lines? Like I said if done right it is great. We never stood in a line longer than 15 minutes for any ride, and aside from getting shit faced drunk Disneyland was much more fun than watching the Hawks get bent over in the fucking Rose Bowl.
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Post by Ginger on Jun 16, 2016 9:13:22 GMT -6
If your kid's idea of fun is standing in sequential hour long lines, then you would be correct. The fun is non stop. I gotta go with BFM on this one. I didn't take my kid to Disney when she was young. We did things like go to Atlantis in the I'm Bi-Curious amas or camping in Yellowstone. non stop lines? Like I said if done right it is great. We never stood in a line longer than 15 minutes for any ride, and aside from getting shit faced drunk Disneyland was much more fun than watching the Hawks get bent over in the fucking Rose Bowl. I went to Disney land/world/ California. When my oldest was almost 2. My impression: just another amusement park with Disney characters. I would have rather gone to Workds of fun in KC, which we went to frequently when I was a kid. I get the attraction though to Disney Parks though. We really didn't have any money to burn back then so we couldn't do much. I like going to vacations where you can see stuff. Like the clasic South Dakota vacation. One of my favs.
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Post by The Resistance on Jun 16, 2016 9:35:39 GMT -6
If your kid's idea of fun is standing in sequential hour long lines, then you would be correct. The fun is non stop. I gotta go with BFM on this one. I didn't take my kid to Disney when she was young. We did things like go to Atlantis in the I'm Bi-Curious amas or camping in Yellowstone. I took the kids on a real life mountain hike last year. Not a ballbuster, but a real wilderness experience with boulders and stream crossings and whatnot. Of course on the return to the trailhead I was lugging a four year old and a backpack loaded down with about 40 pounds of "cool rocks," water, gatorade, etc. I guess it actually was a ballbuster towards the end there. It was a gloriously fat prole-free experience tho. Thunder just stay off the Appalachian Trail
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 16, 2016 10:03:48 GMT -6
non stop lines? Like I said if done right it is great. We never stood in a line longer than 15 minutes for any ride, and aside from getting shit faced drunk Disneyland was much more fun than watching the Hawks get bent over in the fucking Rose Bowl. I went to Disney land/world/ California. When my oldest was almost 2. My impression: just another amusement park with Disney characters. I would have rather gone to Workds of fun in KC, which we went to frequently when I was a kid. I get the attraction though to Disney Parks though. We really didn't have any money to burn back then so we couldn't do much. I like going to vacations where you can see stuff. Like the clasic South Dakota vacation. One of my favs. Two is way too young. 5-8 is the perfect zone for Disney.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 16, 2016 10:07:04 GMT -6
Back to the gators...
Why the FUCK does that lagoon have a beach?!!?
Attractive nuisance much?
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 16, 2016 10:09:15 GMT -6
Back to the gators... Why the FUCK does that lagoon have a beach?!!? Attractive nuisance much? Cause all the proles don't know that they are in the middle of Florida swamp land and hours from the actual ocean/beach.
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