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Post by Ginger on Jun 15, 2016 7:05:35 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jun 15, 2016 7:06:55 GMT -6
If you have a lagoon in FL, the gators will find it and use it. It's just the truth when it comes to any bodies of water in FL. Hell, if you have a swimming pool in gator country its not exactly weird to find a gator in your pool on occasion.
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Post by Ginger on Jun 15, 2016 7:13:46 GMT -6
If you have a lagoon in FL, the gators will find it and use it. It's just the truth when it comes to any bodies of water in FL. Hell, if you have a swimming pool in gator country its not exactly weird to find a gator in your pool on occasion. I know but I just think they should be dragging that thing every day and pulling them out. Fill it with sand and make it a big catbox. Can you even imagine the terror that family experienced. Horrible. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 15, 2016 8:01:25 GMT -6
JFC, my 2 year old nephew was at Disney World last week. I is nevar taking my son to America's wang, just to be safe.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jun 15, 2016 9:00:24 GMT -6
I would build a wall around my pool in Floriderp and make the aligators pay for it.
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Post by The Resistance on Jun 15, 2016 9:00:28 GMT -6
If you have a lagoon in FL, the gators will find it and use it. It's just the truth when it comes to any bodies of water in FL. Hell, if you have a swimming pool in gator country its not exactly weird to find a gator in your pool on occasion. I know but I just think they should be dragging that thing every day and pulling them out. Fill it with sand and make it a big catbox. Can you even imagine the terror that family experienced. Horrible. Fill it with the cats first before it is drained. |
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Jun 15, 2016 9:14:38 GMT -6
Gators are everywhere in Florida. My sisters housing area has a pond out front, no bigger than a quarter of a football field. There's always gators in there. If they get too big they capture them and move them. That's just a small pond though, Seven Lagoons Lake is huge and has a series of canals that go all over Disney property and then connect to outside waterways. Disney property is 100+ square miles easily. People are warned not to go into the natural bodies of water.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 15, 2016 9:26:37 GMT -6
Gators are everywhere in Florida. My sisters housing area has a pond out front, no bigger than a quarter of a football field. There's always gators in there. If they get too big they capture them and move them. That's just a small pond though, Seven Lagoons Lake is huge and has a series of canals that go all over Disney property and then connect to outside waterways. Disney property is 100+ square miles easily. People are warned not to go into the natural bodies of water. I was pissed, when I was in Orlanderp, I was golfing for 4 hours looking for a fucking gator, and I couldn't find one. Meanwhile, people at Disney are getting free gator rides. It's not fair. |
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Post by egadsto on Jun 15, 2016 9:37:48 GMT -6
Here's the entrance.  |
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 15, 2016 10:16:13 GMT -6
I always carried a 5" blade serrated hunting/survival knife whenever near water down there. You can kill the fuckers with a firm stab to the top of the head.
Also, fuck that state. No desire to go back there again.
They oughta sue the fuck outta Disney. "No swimming" signs provide woefully inadequate warning.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 15, 2016 10:18:12 GMT -6
Gators are everywhere in Florida. My sisters housing area has a pond out front, no bigger than a quarter of a football field. There's always gators in there. If they get too big they capture them and move them. That's just a small pond though, Seven Lagoons Lake is huge and has a series of canals that go all over Disney property and then connect to outside waterways. Disney property is 100+ square miles easily. People are warned not to go into the natural bodies of water. I was pissed, when I was in Orlanderp, I was golfing for 4 hours looking for a fucking gator, and I couldn't find one. Meanwhile, people at Disney are getting free gator rides. It's not fair. I was in Sanibel a few years back and the goddamn fuckers were everywhere. |
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Post by TaterWanger on Jun 15, 2016 10:48:10 GMT -6
I always carried a 5" blade serrated hunting/survival knife whenever near water down there. You can kill the fuckers with a firm stab to the top of the head. Also, fuck that state. No desire to go back there again. They oughta sue the fuck outta Disney. "No swimming" signs provide woefully inadequate warning. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 15, 2016 12:25:40 GMT -6
Why hasn't the country started publicly shaming the parents who let their child wander off, unattended, to an area with a dangerous animal? That lady in Cincinnati only got a Gorilla killed, this family is responsible for the gator genocide of Orange County.
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Post by egadsto on Jun 15, 2016 12:56:35 GMT -6
just proves again that any idiot can create a babbie I mean, it isn't like it takes any brain power, planning, commitment, or follow-through. Right, duff? |
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 15, 2016 12:57:51 GMT -6
I always carried a 5" blade serrated hunting/survival knife whenever near water down there. You can kill the fuckers with a firm stab to the top of the head. Also, fuck that state. No desire to go back there again. They oughta sue the fuck outta Disney. "No swimming" signs provide woefully inadequate warning. LOLOLOLOL the mighty Thor strikes again I kinda just thought it was common sense. I warn't out huntin gaters but I saw the fuckers lurking around. They aren't too skeered of humans |
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 15, 2016 12:58:40 GMT -6
Why hasn't the country started publicly shaming the parents who let their child wander off, unattended, to an area with a dangerous animal? That lady in Cincinnati only got a Gorilla killed, this family is responsible for the gator genocide of Orange County. Because you can make sweet ass shoes, wallets, belts and whatnot outta dem dead gaters. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 15, 2016 14:14:31 GMT -6
I kinda just thought it was common sense. I warn't out huntin gaters but I saw the fuckers lurking around. They aren't too skeered of humans I'm sorry, but the image of you in a...loincloth? banana hammock? WTF does Thorzan wear to le Floriderp beach??...with a fucking Ginsu strapped to ur thigh was just too much to process on a my loveling hot afternoon. Holy shit LOLOLOLOLOL I assume he's wearing something liek Sean Connery wore in Zartdoz. And the knife isn't strapped to his thigh, it's between his teeth. |
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 15, 2016 14:55:08 GMT -6
Gators are everywhere in Florida. My sisters housing area has a pond out front, no bigger than a quarter of a football field. There's always gators in there. If they get too big they capture them and move them. That's just a small pond though, Seven Lagoons Lake is huge and has a series of canals that go all over Disney property and then connect to outside waterways. Disney property is 100+ square miles easily. People are warned not to go into the natural bodies of water. Mother fucking this. You're in fucking Florida there are gators every fucking where no matter how much they do to prevent the fuckers from getting in certain bodies of water doesn't work. I feel horrible for the family but use your fucking brains. Oh that's right everybody needs a fucking McDonald's coffee warning on their cup to know the coffee is going to be fucking hot. Asshats. |
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Post by Ginger on Jun 15, 2016 14:58:26 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Jun 15, 2016 14:59:08 GMT -6
Gators are everywhere in Florida. My sisters housing area has a pond out front, no bigger than a quarter of a football field. There's always gators in there. If they get too big they capture them and move them. That's just a small pond though, Seven Lagoons Lake is huge and has a series of canals that go all over Disney property and then connect to outside waterways. Disney property is 100+ square miles easily. People are warned not to go into the natural bodies of water. Mother fucking this. You're in fucking Florida there are gators every fucking where no matter how much they do to prevent the fuckers from getting in certain bodies of water doesn't work. I feel horrible for the family but use your fucking brains. Oh that's right everybody needs a fucking McDonald's coffee warning on their cup to know the coffee is going to be fucking hot. Asshats. Thor what do you say about hot McDonald's coffee...come on...don't be shy. |
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 15, 2016 15:32:41 GMT -6
I constantly see crocodiles outperform gators.
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Jun 15, 2016 15:52:26 GMT -6
Bad PR for Disney but shit, they get sued all the time for a myriad of things. They'll pay the family mad bank, post more signs in 40 languages, and life goes on.
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Post by twinlaker on Jun 15, 2016 16:12:18 GMT -6
Translation: osstin wears Crocs. Dem holes full of pig shit? |
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 15, 2016 16:44:39 GMT -6
Bad PR for Disney but shit, they get sued all the time for a myriad of things. They'll pay the family mad bank, post more signs in 40 languages, and life goes on. And set up fucking speakers with a 24 hour loop that tell you the same thing in the same 40 different languages. |
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 15, 2016 16:58:01 GMT -6
I hope they kill every fucking gator in a 12 mile radius, just to be sure.
Fuck gators. People come first....
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