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Post by twinlaker on Aug 22, 2013 18:36:54 GMT -6
Been spending the last couple of weeks getting a rental place ready to sell... and haven't been imbibing so much. But tonight I get home, and I need a freakin drink! Look in the fridge, and cupboards, and there isn't squat.... 'cept Armeretto and apple juice! Put them together over rocks and it's pretty damn good! So my question is.... is this really good, or am I desperate? What other concoctions have you guys put together in times of need and were pleasantly surprised?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 22, 2013 18:40:40 GMT -6
Do you have friends? Go drink their shit.
No friends? Go to a bar and get drunk because you're depressing.
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Post by twinlaker on Aug 22, 2013 18:44:36 GMT -6
Do you have friends? Go drink their shit. No friends? Go to a bar and get drunk because you're depressing. Says the guy that lives where Muscatine would be a step up!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2013 19:35:02 GMT -6
Do you have friends? Go drink their shit. No friends? Go to a bar and get drunk because you're depressing. Says the guy that lives where Muscatine would be a step up! got kinda PWN3d there, Billy
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Post by Other on Aug 22, 2013 20:26:21 GMT -6
Been spending the last couple of weeks getting a rental place ready to sell... and haven't been imbibing so much. But tonight I get home, and I need a freakin drink! Look in the fridge, and cupboards, and there isn't squat.... 'cept Armeretto and apple juice! Put them together over rocks and it's pretty damn good! So my question is.... is this really good, or am I desperate? What other concoctions have you guys put together in times of need and were pleasantly surprised? I advise that you don't run out of booze in the first place. Get your shit together Twin.
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Post by busabus114 on Aug 22, 2013 20:32:24 GMT -6
I ran out of beer in college once and swore I would never let it happen again
Cmon Twin
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Post by Stan's Field on Aug 22, 2013 20:50:48 GMT -6
At least Other is keeping shit real....
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Post by thunderhawk on Aug 22, 2013 21:13:06 GMT -6
Drink your urine. It'll be adventurous.
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Post by Stan's Field on Aug 23, 2013 5:22:02 GMT -6
I mixed Bacardi Orange(needed the stuff to make some foo foo drinks for Mrs. Ice) with cranberry(was out of vodak) and it tasted fucking awesome...... The crisp taste of the Orange distillate they use to flavor that rum just shined right fucking through the gawd damn cranberry juice....
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2013 6:21:19 GMT -6
Trader Joe's cherry cider Seltzer Vokda Ice A tall glass
Combine above ingredients in any desired proportions and enjoy. Repeat as needed to attain maximum analgesic effect.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 23, 2013 6:40:33 GMT -6
Do you have friends? Go drink their shit. No friends? Go to a bar and get drunk because you're depressing. Says the guy that lives where Muscatine would be a step up! While that may be true (it's not true), at least I have beer in my fridge.
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Post by The Resistance on Aug 23, 2013 7:51:21 GMT -6
There is more booze around that lake then on Melrose on game day.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2013 8:37:42 GMT -6
There is more booze around that lake then on Melrose on game day. do you haz a boat, AHokk44?
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Post by twinlaker on Aug 23, 2013 8:43:35 GMT -6
There is more booze around that lake then on Melrose on game day. do you haz a boat, AHokk44? Bones don't need a boat... he can walk on water! Can't walk the steps at Kinnick tho....
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2013 9:04:19 GMT -6
do you haz a boat, AHokk44? Bones don't need a boat... he can walk on water! Can't walk the steps at Kinnick tho.... Is this really that funny...ha He claims it was an inner ear infection that upset his balance and turned him into a human wrecking ball. Yeah sure, Bones. Whatever you say.
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Post by The Resistance on Aug 23, 2013 9:05:25 GMT -6
do you haz a boat, AHokk44? Bones don't need a boat... he can walk on water! Can't walk the steps at Kinnick tho.... I just tend to go down the steps a lot quicker then I go up. I don't own a boat and as busy as the rug rat is keeping me, I may not even get a journey to Twin for some booze with the Mayor or your neighbor at Twin.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2013 9:05:55 GMT -6
Nevah try too mix anything with prune juice; it's a waste of good alkie hol. Nothing goes with prune juice ... 'cept teh Hershey squirts hours later.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2013 9:08:49 GMT -6
I liek prunes. They are wicked good for you. Hell, they're just dried plums, and who doesn't love a plum?
If you don't liek prunes, you're against Liberty and gawd. MERRKA FUCK YEAH
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2013 9:10:31 GMT -6
Bones don't need a boat... he can walk on water! Can't walk the steps at Kinnick tho.... I just tend to go down the steps a lot quicker then I go up. I don't own a boat and as busy as the rug rat is keeping me, I may not even get a journey to Twin for some booze with the Mayor or your neighbor at Twin. Teh Mayor of Cedar Rapids?? That dude is awesome and important. He has some odd and offputting hangers-on, tho. Watch out for janky pony tails.
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Post by The Resistance on Aug 23, 2013 9:15:15 GMT -6
There were two positives that occurred when that big guy sent me tumbling at Kinnick. I landed in a very pretty ladies lap who was very sympathetic and I didn't have to endure the second half of the ball game.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2013 9:19:00 GMT -6
There were two positives that occurred when that big guy sent me tumbling at Kinnick. I landed in a very pretty ladies lap who was very sympathetic and I didn't have to endure the second half of the ball game. that game was an abortion I also left @ half, and took great amusement in watching some hopelessly besotted derelict staggering around the railroad tracks, calling for his bro. Dude looked just liek Gumby.
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Post by #70 on Aug 23, 2013 9:25:21 GMT -6
I get a lot of free coconut vodak for some reason. I mix that with a little Limeade and it's purty dern good. Vodak pina colada.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2013 9:27:47 GMT -6
I get a lot of free coconut vodak for some reason. I mix that with a little Limeade and it's purty dern good. Vodak pina colada. mah wife loves the coconut rum and vodak. she mixes it wif all sorts of crazy stuff, and sometimes the results are tasty, other times not so much how much experimenting do you do @ le bar? do you encourage your barkeeps to invent new drinkys?
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Aug 23, 2013 9:31:28 GMT -6
After watching numerous episodes of Intervention, the obvious answer to this question is mouthwash.
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Post by #70 on Aug 23, 2013 9:36:19 GMT -6
I get a lot of free coconut vodak for some reason. I mix that with a little Limeade and it's purty dern good. Vodak pina colada. mah wife loves the coconut rum and vodak. she mixes it wif all sorts of crazy stuff, and sometimes the results are tasty, other times not so much how much experimenting do you do @ le bar? do you encourage your barkeeps to invent new drinkys? We don't do it often becuz our clientele is very blue collar. Biker/regular/neighborhood place who love a bud bottle. When we get enough free stuff we will grab all those bottles and come up with a menu until we deplete the stock. We just did that the other day. We get some of the crappiest of the crappy liquors that dumbass reps are trying to push (they have ridiculous standards and have to get new placements all the time. I had one dude that needed them so bad he would have me buy it and then he would come it from me after they delivered it). No one has ever heard of any of that shit and its tough to make crap with it.
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